The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.18.13

November 18th, 2013 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with Gerard Butler as our lead-off, because he posed with attractive women and this is the Internet, so we now all assume said women enjoy sex in temporary pooping structures. There’s a formula here, people. We’ve also got the freakishly youthful Kimmy Gibbler, as well as Brooke Mueller innocently playing with her children and not in reality trying to fight off the alien spiders that keep smoking her meth. Then finally – and I honestly can’t believe it’s taken this long – Toronto mayor Rob Ford makes his first appearance in this shameful collection of pop culture diarrhea.

I don’t know whether I love this guy or if I should ask him to adopt me. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Andrea Barber Cleavage 5th Annual Rock N Roll Las Vegas Marathon & 1/2 Marathon Benefitting The Crohns And Colitis Foundation Of America
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    Kimmy Gibbler is still alive?

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal Bandaged Hand Pigeon Toes Chateau Marmont
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    Bread…Good.

  3. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    Wasn’t Halloween over a few weeks ago?

  4. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    Maybe we’re looking at this wrong and he’s actually winding up for an epic backhand slap?

  5. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    Jihad in style with Louis Vitton.

  6. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    This is what Leo was dreaming about a few pictures ago.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Hugging Black Guy
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    You vere great in da Lethal Veapon.

  8. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Pants
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    Nice

  9. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    Those 3 on the right are fantastic

  10. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
    Ben Dover
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    just how i want to see her — all covered up

  11. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
    phantom duck
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    She’s looking rough these days…

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Hugging Black Guy
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    Dude, who is that dude on the right he’s always hanging with?

    He looks like a coke dealer

  13. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    I wish I ran into him

  14. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    When did Brad Pitt get the diabeetus?

  15. Jeffrey Ross Kissing Young Girl The 4th Annual Varietys Power Of Comedy
    phantom duck
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    She gets a kiss and I lose my lunch. Thanks Jeff.

  16. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
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    I don’t understand how this guy gets hot women.

  17. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    She looks like a zombie geisha

  18. Brandi Glanville Drunk Legs Minidress
    Ben Dover
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    jesus she is scary lookin

  19. Arnold Schwarzenegger Hugging Black Guy
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    “Now say ‘shiiiiiiit’ like you did ven you vere on ‘The Vire.’ “

  20. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    I’ve heard that ‘everything is bigger in Texas’, but I had no idea their port o pots were big enough to hold 6 people at the same time!

  21. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
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    Someone owes Corey Feldman a fruitbasket for sharing his call girl hookup.

  22. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
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    Ok buddy, you can’t wear your pants like that when they’re SKINNY JEANS. What’s the message? You’re a hipster ghetto thug? Because that’s something that exists, right?

    Fucking moron.

  23. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    Pitt looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from 1990?

    Who wouldve thought you could be married to such a vapid cunt and still have your looks?

  24. Carla Howe Cleavage Sunset Marquis 50th Anniversary Party
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    Did the NFL refs go on strike again?

  25. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    “Officer, she assaulted me! I want to press charges!”
    “Ok, Mr Baldwin, calm down..”
    “Listen you fucking dyke….FUCK!”

  26. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
    Little Tongue
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    Ever wondered what Chewbacca and Morticia’s spawn would look like? Heeeere you go!

  27. Josh Hutcherson Leather Gloves Riding
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    I actually thought this was Mark Strong trying to dress really young.

  28. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    Cox, Dinklage…oh the irony.

  29. Glenn Howerton Jill Latiano Son Milesthe PS Arts Express Yourself 2013 Event
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    Are any of these people somebody?

  30. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I have a theory about banging her big time.

  31. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    When you make a face too many times, it freezes into Bruce Jenner.

  32. Stephen King Derpface
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    Must be pretty hard to try to go incognito when you look like him

  33. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That’s the hottest picture I’ve ever seen of her.

  34. Stephen King Derpface
    Chaz
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    Stephen Haw-King

  35. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Yea, she’s stable. No problems there.

  36. Jeffrey Ross Kissing Young Girl The 4th Annual Varietys Power Of Comedy
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    “mmm, c’mere”
    (reaches into back pocket, takes more drugs)

  37. Rihanna Buttcheeks Velvet Bodysuit Hooker Boots
    Little Tongue
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    “Is this smokable?”

  38. Kellan Lutz Kissing Dog GQ Event
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    You don’t wanna see what he did next with the peanut butter.

  39. Amy Markham Caitlin OConnor Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine Masquerade Party
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    Whoever did her tits on the left deserves to have his face added to Mount Everest.

  40. Rihanna Buttcheeks Velvet Bodysuit Hooker Boots
    YadaYada
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    Nice butt.

  41. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That cocksucking faggot asked me questions and tried to take my picture.

  42. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    So? That’s the one with the smelly vagina? What a shame.

  43. Will Smith Golf Cart
    joe
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    Driving Miss Willy.

  44. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    “Mom, you promised me they were showing Rocky Horror here! You PROMISED!”

  45. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
    Be Bo Wobbly
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    Obvious distorted personality syndrome sufferer…she is either a high classed terrorist,a cubist cow or a checkered flag,,,,,,,,

  46. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
    joe
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    The threesome only a fat checkbook can arrange.

  47. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I swear she takes all these pictures in one afternoon and then just doles them out one at a time for a year.

  48. Nick Cannon With Father James Cannon Pink Suit 5th Annual TeenNick HALO Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So…
    - purple suit? Check.
    - big face watch? Check.
    - hat? Check.
    - multiple rings on one hand? Check.

    Yep, your dad is a pimp or Terrence Howard.

  49. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    “Just pass me the corn dog and nobody gets hurt.”

  50. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
    Be Bo Wobbly
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    “Wanna see my ‘screaming banshee’ face?”….”OKAY! Here it is!”

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