The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.18.13

November 18th, 2013 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed with Gerard Butler as our lead-off, because he posed with attractive women and this is the Internet, so we now all assume said women enjoy sex in temporary pooping structures. There’s a formula here, people. We’ve also got the freakishly youthful Kimmy Gibbler, as well as Brooke Mueller innocently playing with her children and not in reality trying to fight off the alien spiders that keep smoking her meth. Then finally – and I honestly can’t believe it’s taken this long – Toronto mayor Rob Ford makes his first appearance in this shameful collection of pop culture diarrhea.

I don’t know whether I love this guy or if I should ask him to adopt me. Discuss,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    Suck it, Romo!

  2. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
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    Let’s see, a few sweaters, some jeans and shorts, a light jacket, 10 pairs of shoes, toothbrush, extra contacts. What else should I plant in the top drawer in his closet?

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
    yourmom
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    Seen here praying for more supermodels to fall into his lap. Clearly he know someone in charge.

  4. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    Shame we don’t shoot random terrorists nowadays…

  5. Will Smith Golf Cart
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    Sadly, Dustin Hoffman was forced to drive Will Smith’s golf cart for his remaining years.

  6. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
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    So a foot is hanging out of a clingy woman’s car and no one bats an eye.
    When they spot a barbie in my car, I get a personal visit from Chris Hansen.

  7. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    “Yeezus! You need to do a better yob of wiping your ass!”

  8. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    “I told you it would smell like an NBA locker room, but you didn’t LISTEN!!”

  9. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Face.

  10. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    Someone needs to find/think of the situation to unleash those things… They are glorious…

  11. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    “Peekaboo!”
    “Kanye, you left North in the restaurant!”

  12. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Saw that new Priceline commercial yesterday with her and William Shatner in it.

    She’s on the edge to losing the weight battle. She was looking too much like “her dad” Shatner.

    • MT

      To think, Superman is missing out on this…
      Two years ago she was sexy and cute, today she looks like a 35yr old housewife that’s aging badly.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
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    “Holy Shit! Johnny you scared the crap out of me! Now get on out of there and let’s go.”

  14. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Evening Standard Theatre Awards
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    Joker with tits.

  15. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    Those… Those are basketball shorts aren’t they?

  16. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
    anonymous
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    Epic facepalm. Kanye finally realized what he is stuck with….

  17. Kaley Cuoco Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Chloroform…check. Duct tape…check. Zip ties…check.”

  18. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    “I saw that poop-pusher touch my car!!! Now you get your wetback ass to administer some justice or I’m likely to get angry…”

  19. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
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    “Let’s go Ms. Mueller. Please put the stick…er…I mean the “magic wand”…down. The conservator is waiting for you at the bottom of the trail.”

  20. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    “Oh! I thought you said ‘the rude thoughtless little pig.’ The ‘cocksucking fag’ went that way!”

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    A little meth on the cell phone and you can make this man freeze in his tracks.

  22. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
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    I thought Katherine Hepburn was already dead.

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Sunning Himself
    anonymous
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    I’d be basking in it too if I just made some supermodel do some dirty things that she should be ashamed of doing.

  24. Naomi Watts Liev Schreiber With Sons Samuel Alexander
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    “Honey, come back! I know Britney said it’s okay to put him in a box on the front of a bike, but I’m afraid he’ll get hurt!”

  25. Rebecca Gayheart Laughing Covering Face
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    “OMG you just hit that kid!!!!”
    “Oh wait, I’m not driving this time. Phew!”

  26. Kellan Lutz Kissing Dog GQ Event
    anonymous
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    Dog must be kissing him to get the taste of its own ass from its mouth.

  27. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    Probably just putting in a half gallon.

  28. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
    I'mCool
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    They make him use the “prepay” pumps because they’re sick of him saying he’s a little short.

  29. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Son Maddox Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences Governors Awards
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    One of these things is not like the others.

  30. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
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    He’d better hope there are no horny baboons around.

  31. Tony Cox Pumping Gas
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    Sooo want to see him and Dinklage in a wrestling match.

  32. Brooke Mueller Fighting Twin Boys With Sticks Tree People Trail
    anonymous
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    Harriet Pothead

  33. Alec Baldwin Talking To Cop
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    “I’m telling you officer, the donut shop is one black that way.”

  34. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    GGGGRRRRRREEEERRRRRR!

    No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie this won’t help me! Hey! Save your strength. There’ll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Huh?

  35. David Spade With Two Hot Chicks
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    Neither of those models is over five feet tall.

  36. Kellan Lutz Kissing Dog GQ Event
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    still a better love story than Twilight.

  37. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
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    Pull your fucking pants up. A. it’s not 2004. B. It was stupid then too. C. Pull your fucking pants up.

  38. Petra Benova Cory Benova Bikini
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    I think this should actually say, “Cory Bevova with her sister Petra in Miami.”

  39. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    Beer-bellytrix LeStrange.

  40. Justin Bieber Red Underwear Sagging Jeans
    sc4play
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    For the love of……….

  41. Stephen King Derpface
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    “I will eat your human babies!!”

  42. Petra Benova Cory Benova Bikini
    sc4play
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    Either one could bend over and I’d be happy!!

  43. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Dirty Jeans Sofia Toufa LAX
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    HI right leg was amputated years ago. That’s actually his penis filling out the right pant leg and wearing a sock and a shoe.

  44. Khloe Kardashian O Face Kardashian Kollection Introduction Bijenkorf Department Store Amsterdam
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    If you spread my butt cheeks, this is what it looks like inside.

  45. Gerard Butler Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Formula One Grand Prix
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    With Time Warner Cable, I can record up to four shows at the same time, which allows me time to bang all these cheerleaders.

  46. Amy Markham Caitlin OConnor Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine Masquerade Party
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    We have no other redeeming qualities whatsoever, but we have these.

  47. Steven Tyler Fur Scarf Sandals Painted Toenails
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    That leg is about to snap!

  48. Jewel Cleavage The Groves 11th Annual Christmas Tree Lighting
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    “Toot!”

  49. Beyonce Louis Vuitton Ski Mask
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    With the Barney’s racial profiling scandal that Jay-Z has been caught up in, you’d think she’d be smart enough to wear something that didn’t have LV on it and give away who she is.

  50. Kim Kardashian Fur Coat Kanye West Covering Face
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    You know how little babies think no one can see them if they hide their eyes?

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