The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11

November 14th, 2011 // 754 Comments

Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. “Nice weight, right? Now, remember, no teeth.”

Robert Downey Jr. prefers a more subtle approach,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Andy Garcia Holding Gun The Truth
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He’s doing it himself because the stuntman had to stay behind after school.

  2. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    Beefarino
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    How about dem apples?

  3. Robert Downey Jr
    Mike701
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    Let’s pretend you are Hillary Duff and I just asked you to marry me!

  4. Lady Gaga No Pants
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    “I hate having this strange feeling like I forgot something.”

  5. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    Heather Locklear is looking good for 60.

  6. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Beefarino
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    She should be angry that Kardashian stole her idea of a fake marriage.

  7. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
    Mike701
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    I ‘m not gay, but I’d do Jake first.

  8. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
    Bonky
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    “My agent told me to do this. I have a feeling I have been misled.”

  9. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
    Beefarino
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    Phair sang HWC and Bree took it to heart.

  10. Jerry Seinfeld
    Cock Dr
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    Feed him an apple and put him out to pasture.

  11. Dave Chappelle
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    I’ll take a grande drip and a urine chaser, please.

  12. Lady Gaga No Pants
    Beefarino
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    Colonel Sanders wants his shirt and tie back.

  13. Laura Prepon No Makeup
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    “wow, remember when I was on that show and people thought I was hot?, oh fido are you done shitting?, yeah that was cool when I was on that show. Kinda sad how people remember Fez more then they do me. I still look hotter then Mila right? Damn I need a new agent. I’m the second most popular blonde actress that used to be a cute redhead. Maybe I should start doing coke and running over kids.”

  14. Brooke Shields
    Beefarino
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    I thought Liberace was dead?

  15. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
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    Oh, the stories her butthole could tell.

  16. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    Bonky
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    “I’m available for anything. Just call my landlord and he will bang on the wall and I will come to the door and we can do business. When I say I will do anything, I really mean it, so as long as the check clears I am your woman. Seriously, anything.”

  17. Jerry Seinfeld
    Beefarino
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    Michael Richards career is in the toilet you say?

  18. Lady Gaga No Pants
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! Almost got caught updating my secret Formspring account.
    Act cool. Act cool. *whistles nonchalantly*

  19. Sharon Stone Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    This woman’s nipples are forever untamed.

  20. Andy Garcia Holding Gun The Truth
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    Is he playing Jon Lovitz in the movie?

  21. Laura Prepon No Makeup
    Beefarino
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    Too bad her rack is owned by Scientology.

  22. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey!!!! I used to be relevant!! Over here! Hey!!!

  23. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
    Bonky
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    “I’m a White Goddess. That’s not just me sayin’ it, this bar or nightclub or whatver says it. This is so empowering.”

  24. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Vivara Ad
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    bitch please. you do not look like this at all now.

  25. Pauly D
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    He looks like he just fell out of Victoria Gotti’s vagina.

  26. Rihanna Short Shorts
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    Does she even know the word classy????

  27. Nick Jonas Lollipop
    Beefarino
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    He’s had anal beads before.

  28. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Vivara Ad
    Cock Dr
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    They made her a lot prettier than she actually is. Nice work.

  29. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
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    Reminds me of the old joke about three gentlemen of Polish descent, a straw and a cross-eyed cow’s ass.

  30. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
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    Who knew Malibu had a Golden Corral?

  31. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
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    We should organise a shopping tour with her. Seems like she just have one trousser.

  32. Lady Gaga No Pants
    Bonky
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    “I really need a fucking day off from this crap.”

  33. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    You go, Lacey! I love to see Downs kids do well.

  34. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    Beefarino
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    That dress is all that is keeping her boobs from being down by her ankles.

  35. Nick Jonas Lollipop
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    Mmm! Cock flavored!

  36. Brooke Shields
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Brooke Shields at the National Facial Line Count championship. Brooke is considered a contender for the title.”

  37. Dave Chappelle
    Mike Walker
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    Alright, I’ll take that urine sample over here, J.J.

  38. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    This outfit was not the best of ideas. A burgundy color stripe starting at the crotch and heading straight down to the ankles? This must be a revenge frock from a pissed off queen designer or an angry stylist.

  39. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
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    Seven is the only Borg who can wear such a dress.

  40. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
    hbw
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    That’s a pretty fancy setup for a party where everyone came in the back door.

  41. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
    Cock Dr
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    Didn’t she used to be kinda cute? WTF?

  42. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    Oz Matters
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    It really must be fantastic to be able to see the world in 4-D.

  43. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Elijah tries to console Robin after telling him that hobbits weren’t, in fact, real. But the love for Samwise is eternal.

  44. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man I remember that look… when you’re so drunk you have to close one eye to drive.

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
    Cock Dr
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    She could kill a man with those thighs if he was dumb enough to piss her off while between them

  46. Lady Gaga No Pants
    Perplexity
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    9 out of 10 optometrists agree that pants effectively cover one’s unsightly undercarriage.

  47. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy Feet, Angry Bladder

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    oh YES!

  49. Scott Disick
    Bonky
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    “Scott, man, I’m sorry but nobody is buying the ‘I love Kourtney and I am straight crap’ anymore. Maybe you can do one more season of it but you gotta come clean or you will end up like Kim when she got caught on that marriage lie bullshit.”

  50. Brooke Shields
    Perplexity
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    At long last, the secret is told. Brooke Shields is actually Brock Shields – a longshoreman from the upper east side.

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