The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11

November 14th, 2011 // 754 Comments

Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. “Nice weight, right? Now, remember, no teeth.”

Robert Downey Jr. prefers a more subtle approach,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Strange, but I would bone her.

  2. Nick Jonas Lollipop
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s not the first ball that’s been on his tongue.

  3. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    Drew
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    To all the people that think Lindsay Lohans freckles are adorable: this is what you have to look forward to.

  4. Laura Prepon No Makeup
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    I bet Giorgio thought this was Phoebe Price.

  5. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    I can’t seem to remember how long it’s been since she was actually hot. 97-98?

  6. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    Richard McBeef, MD
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    A purple, foul smelling discharge is often a symptom of bacterial vaginosis.

  7. Sharon Stone Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The kid isn’t wearing nail polish, girl’s clothes, or have penis shaped candy in his hand.

    Sharon Stone is the Hollywood mom of the year.

  8. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    Wish she would hurry up and turn 27

  9. Dave Chappelle
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    Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

  10. Laura Prepon No Makeup
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Who let the dogs out? Who who?

  11. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
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    She’s practicing her new dance: “The Crazy Eye Mambo”

  12. Elijah Wood Robin Williams Happy Feet 2
    DeucePickle
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    A whole lot of not funny going on here.

  13. Robert Downey Jr
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Blowjob acceptance position is reached. Begin sequence in 5, 4…

  14. Christina Aguilera Matthew Rutler
    cagster
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    psst Christina….you forgot the hands.

  15. Scott Disick
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    “yeah scott, it’s big…but I can clearly see that it’s rubber, and it’s black”

  16. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When did the tranny brother get tits?

  17. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least she never has to worry about stalkers.

  18. Andy Garcia Holding Gun The Truth
    cagster
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    Are you *sure* he’s on set?

  19. Bree Olson Butt Tight Skirt
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    Bree has taken more shots to the face than Joe Lewis. (Too soon?)

  20. Pink Cleavage Happy Feet 2
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Happy mashed boobies.

  21. Sharon Stone Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    She steals children from the park and drains their precious bodily fluids to keep her nipples perky. I read it on TMZ.

  22. Nick Jonas Lollipop
    lizz
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    this is kevin jonas, not nick!

  23. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
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    That dress would be hot on a younger woman, but it would still look like an unfortunate early onset of explosive menstruation ruined it.

  24. Minnie Driver Cleavage
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    Well, this situation isn’t getting any better.

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
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    she’s a timid little wallflower, isn’t she…

  26. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    Thank you taupe bra, I owe you one.

  27. Dave Chappelle
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    Creatine is a hell of a drug.

  28. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    Kabe
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    World’s lamest superhero outfit

  29. Brooke Shields
    SSHGuru
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    She plays Arthur Christmas

  30. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She looks good in spots

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
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    Wow! Thank you Fish. Bone apateat.

  32. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
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    Her mom warned her about sitting close to the TV.

  33. Jerry Seinfeld
    SSHGuru
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    If his face freezes like that he may as well end it.

  34. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    DogBoy
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    I like freckles on chicks. Don’t understand the hate.

  35. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
    cagster
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    She may be unattractive, but at least her clothes….oh, hang on…..

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
    Nik
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    An 80′s tranny?

  37. Robert Downey Jr
    Drew
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    When I saw the thumbnail, I was sure this was a Mel Gibson photo.

  38. Rihanna Short Shorts
    pdan
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    Not pictured: Michael Lohan winding up to kick her right in the American flag.

  39. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
    SSHGuru
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt just got an idea!

  40. Pauly D
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    So, for Halloween you’re going as a tranny’s schlong?

  41. Jerry Seinfeld
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    “I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say…There will be another one floating by any minute now.”

  42. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
    Drew
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    Did the guy she paid to airbrush these photos stop at her knees? What the fuck.

  43. Pink Cleavage Happy Feet 2
    Richard McBeef
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    I’d rather be dancing with myself.

  44. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    Cardinal Fang
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    Check out the Jennifer Nicole Lee pics at the end. I also didn’t know she used to be ugly.

  45. Jerry Seinfeld
    Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Hey asshole, why the long face?

  46. Minnie Driver Cleavage
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    On a clear night, you can use her chest to help navigate a ship.

    • That actually sounds kind of fun. I believe I’d want to drop anchor first so I could take my time. What the hell — wouldn’t necessarily want to actually go anywhere.

  47. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
    Problem?
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    Aw, is that one of Sitch’s “couture lollipops”?

  48. Minnie Driver Cleavage
    Bonky
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    “Last call, anybody want Minnie Driver ? She used to be kinda famous….. anybody ? She’s not very picky… Ok….. no takers ? Well then toss her out, who’s next ?…..”

  49. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
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    That’s one way to clean Snooki’s butt plug.

  50. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
    brit
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    She looks more like Paul McCartney every day.

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