Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. “Nice weight, right? Now, remember, no teeth.”
Robert Downey Jr. prefers a more subtle approach,
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Strange, but I would bone her.
About 10 years ago I’d agree with you.
That’s not the first ball that’s been on his tongue.
To all the people that think Lindsay Lohans freckles are adorable: this is what you have to look forward to.
Umm, that’s the only part I like about this pic, and lets face it Lohan ain’t getting this old.
Lilo may be behind in the race, but she’s closing fast. She’s on top in my Exacta.
Yeah, I think Lindsay actually looks older at this point.
I bet Giorgio thought this was Phoebe Price.
HAA! Looks more like Adrian Curry… however you spell her name..
I can’t seem to remember how long it’s been since she was actually hot. 97-98?
A purple, foul smelling discharge is often a symptom of bacterial vaginosis.
Left untreated the condition will eventually cause the sufferer to transform into Barney.
ahahahahahahahahah!
The kid isn’t wearing nail polish, girl’s clothes, or have penis shaped candy in his hand.
Sharon Stone is the Hollywood mom of the year.
Wish she would hurry up and turn 27
what?
You better be referring to tricks, because she’s already 36.
Ummmm…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club . I see none of you were here when Winehouse kicked it
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Who let the dogs out? Who who?
She’s practicing her new dance: “The Crazy Eye Mambo”
A whole lot of not funny going on here.
Perfect caption for any photo of Robin Williams from, oh, ’81 on…
Blowjob acceptance position is reached. Begin sequence in 5, 4…
psst Christina….you forgot the hands.
“yeah scott, it’s big…but I can clearly see that it’s rubber, and it’s black”
LMAO so hard. Plus residual giggles.
When did the tranny brother get tits?
At least she never has to worry about stalkers.
Are you *sure* he’s on set?
Bree has taken more shots to the face than Joe Lewis. (Too soon?)
You mean Frazier? Boo effort
Hey, it’s the thought that counts.
Totally screwed that up. Joe Frazier.
That gets two whoopie cushions sound FX, followed by slow trombone
FML….definitely a term Bree is familiar with.
You didn’t even spell “Joe Louis” correctly.
Happy mashed boobies.
She steals children from the park and drains their precious bodily fluids to keep her nipples perky. I read it on TMZ.
Cool, somebody finally discovered a good use for kids. She probably should get a Nobel Prize or something.
It’s about time.
Must be why angelina is stockpiling kids
this is kevin jonas, not nick!
No one here gives a fuck. It’s a Jonas douche…they’re all alike.
Now why is anyone that would know that or care on The Superficial?
That dress would be hot on a younger woman, but it would still look like an unfortunate early onset of explosive menstruation ruined it.
It helps with the fellatio.
Well, this situation isn’t getting any better.
she’s a timid little wallflower, isn’t she…
She’s advertising.
Isn’t it called “presenting”? I think I saw the baboons doing it on Nat Geo.
Thank you taupe bra, I owe you one.
Creatine is a hell of a drug.
World’s lamest superhero outfit
She plays Arthur Christmas
She looks good in spots
+1 haha! good one
Wow! Thank you Fish. Bone apateat.
Her mom warned her about sitting close to the TV.
If his face freezes like that he may as well end it.
I like freckles on chicks. Don’t understand the hate.
Ditto
More for us then.
I think she’s sexy. Hot & a brit. BOOM Minnie
I’m indifferent to the freckles, but that face was busted 20 years ago and time hasn’t done it any favors.
She may be unattractive, but at least her clothes….oh, hang on…..
An 80′s tranny?
When I saw the thumbnail, I was sure this was a Mel Gibson photo.
Not pictured: Michael Lohan winding up to kick her right in the American flag.
Jennifer Love Hewitt just got an idea!
So, for Halloween you’re going as a tranny’s schlong?
“I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say…There will be another one floating by any minute now.”
+1
Did the guy she paid to airbrush these photos stop at her knees? What the fuck.
agreed
haha, good call.
Estrogencomment.
I’d rather be dancing with myself.
Check out the Jennifer Nicole Lee pics at the end. I also didn’t know she used to be ugly.
Hey asshole, why the long face?
you mean teeth
On a clear night, you can use her chest to help navigate a ship.
That actually sounds kind of fun. I believe I’d want to drop anchor first so I could take my time. What the hell — wouldn’t necessarily want to actually go anywhere.
Aw, is that one of Sitch’s “couture lollipops”?
“Last call, anybody want Minnie Driver ? She used to be kinda famous….. anybody ? She’s not very picky… Ok….. no takers ? Well then toss her out, who’s next ?…..”
I’ll take her. Oh, hell…where’s my dollar?
That’s one way to clean Snooki’s butt plug.
She looks more like Paul McCartney every day.
A bit like pres. Obama’s mother too -Stanley Ann Dunham.