The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.14.11

November 14th, 2011 // 754 Comments

Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Disick‘s drivers are expected to do more than just compliment his business cards. “Nice weight, right? Now, remember, no teeth.”

Robert Downey Jr. prefers a more subtle approach,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vinny Guadagnino Lollipop
    squishy
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    Who?!

  2. Lady Gaga No Pants
    squishy
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    I’m sorry, know she is eccentric, but where the F*** are her pants?!?

  3. Brooke Shields
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    OMG Talk about growing old ungracefully!! What the hell happened?!?

  4. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
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    Umm Who??

  5. Scott Disick
    squishy
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    So don’t care…

  6. Rihanna Short Shorts
    squishy
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    Still looking so amazingly classy!!

  7. Pauly D
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    Pauly UNDER a drag queen seems so appropriate! Finally showing his true colours! Good on you man!!

  8. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    Damn, she looks great, but really needs to invest in a bra…just because…

  9. Lady Gaga No Pants
    gigi
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    well dang… now I’ve got a hankering for a 3-piece, biscuit & potato wedges!! damn you Colonel Stephanie!

  10. Brooke Shields
    gigi
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    damn y’all are some haters! lol I see still amazing bone structure, deep laugh lines so at least she’s having fun, and f*ing brilliantly thick hair – it’s a f*ed up shot, but Brook’s not lost A THING

  11. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
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    aww it’s Maggie with her sad little cartoon turtle face…. is Sarsgaard still tapping that? damn, she must know all kinds of tricks…

  12. Laura Prepon No Makeup
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    Wait, was That ’70s Show actually filmed in the 70′s?

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Rollerskates
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    If 1 in 100,000 women were this hot, I’d go out more.

  14. Rosanna Arquette Tight Dress
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    This broad always looks like she just drank an entire bottle of NyQuil.

  15. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
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    Fire is the only way to kill it.

  16. Sharon Stone Nipples
    whathappenedtoher
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    I clicked next in a second cos I really thought it was that woman from sex and the city…

  17. Dave Chappelle
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    How come no body told how good the cheese was? This is some good mother fuckin cheese.

  18. Rihanna Short Shorts
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    There’s always an Italian guy in the background saying it all with his dwindling eyesight.

  19. Jason Segel
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    That look tells me she’s about to catch the std’s he just gave the muppets.

  20. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
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    That 50/50 movie looks sad.

  21. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Vivara Ad
    Vader
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    bitch please, you still look like a post op tranny. I cannot believe people find her attractive.

  22. Lady Gaga No Pants
    muthafuckinBAWS
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    All right, we get it, you’re not a tranny. Now put some pants on.

  23. Maggie Gyllenhaal No Makeup
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    She’s morphing into Angela Landsbury.

  24. Laura Prepon No Makeup
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    Rhodesian Ridgeback…awesome dog…:)

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