The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.11.13

November 11th, 2013 // 507 Comments

“Nooooooooooooooooo!!” – Michael Douglas

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which by far has the single greatest Prince Charles pic I’ve found since that time he shat himself in this fighter jet. I can’t even begin to guess what’s going on in that pic, but I’m sure you guys will and it will somehow involve fucking an animal. *tousles your hair* My little scamps. We’ve also got Janice Dickinson and the reason antibiotics don’t work anymore, Sarah Palin posing with some soldiers because she truly cares about Labor Day, and finally, the heartbreaking realization about the miscasting of Wolverine. Oh what could have been.

“What do they call you, Wheels? I will not go quietly into the night!” throws Randy Quaid into Magneto’s face,

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  1. Prince Charles Lab Workers In Pink Containment Suits Serum Institute Pune India
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    I’m guessing that he hasn’t been in Pune for a while.

  2. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
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    that dancer had to watch a 30 minute tutorial video on how to simulate cunnilingus.

  3. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
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    I’ve often pictured myself doing the same thing to her. Looks fun.

  4. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
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    Haven’t we subjected the gay population to enough torment???

  5. Prince Charles Lab Workers In Pink Containment Suits Serum Institute Pune India
    martian leader
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    the true martian leader.

  6. Sarah Palin Posing With Vets The Today Show
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    I miss Michael Clarke Duncan…

  7. Bill Pullman Long Sideburns Wolverine Hair The Jacksonian Opening Night Afterparty KTCHN Restaurant
    martian leader
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    wait. sorry THIS is the true martian leader.

  8. Prince Charles Lab Workers In Pink Containment Suits Serum Institute Pune India
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    I see the British royalty has outsourced their research into curing degenerative genetic defects to India.

  9. Lenny Kravitz Lee Daniels 7th Annual Hamilton Behind The Camera Awards
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    “Dude, Taylor Swift and Justin Beiber are fighting.”
    “Oh my God. Really?”

  10. Bill Pullman Long Sideburns Wolverine Hair The Jacksonian Opening Night Afterparty KTCHN Restaurant
    Patrick
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    Wait, I thought Wolverine couldn’t age.

  11. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Basketball Shorts Untied Shoes Daughter Sunny
    martian leader
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    …it’s very slimming.

  12. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    If you look closely in the background you can see me and Chris Hansen having a polite conversation.

  13. Sarah Palin Posing With Vets The Today Show
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    She’s such a fucking poser.

  14. LeAnn Rimes On Eddie Cibrian Lap In Front Of Brandi Glanville Kids Soccer Game
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    “Don’t worry sweety, the Home Wreckers team needs you.
    I made several generous donations using your daddy’s money.

  15. Lenny Kravitz Lee Daniels 7th Annual Hamilton Behind The Camera Awards
    George P Burdell
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    Look at the brother goin’ up on Lady Gaga. White women will kill you. Has he heard about Michael Douglas?

  16. Jared Leto 30 Seconds to Mars Ridiculous Clothes MTV EMAs
    martian leader
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    kind of a mars themed day, all around.

  17. Sigourney Weaver Broken Blood Vessel In Eye BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards
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    Somebody reboot her please?

  18. Ashley Benson Bikini Instagram
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    Very nice. Putting her best features front and center.

  19. Rebecca Gayheart Eric Dane Red Face 2nd Annual Baby2Baby Gala
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    Either he has a 24/7 burn or constantly holding in the fart to end all farts…

  20. Bill Pullman Long Sideburns Wolverine Hair The Jacksonian Opening Night Afterparty KTCHN Restaurant
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    Is there an Elvis impersonator convention in town?

  21. Iggy Azalea Vagina Flash High Slit Dress MTV EMAs
    George P Burdell
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    Jaimie Alexander wore that dress better

  22. Brody Jenner Male Friend Touching Stomach Baroq House Nightclub
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    “Nah, man don’t fight ‘em. When they said your sister’s a whore, they were talking about Kim….”

  23. Mischa Barton Yellow Teeth Fat Legs
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    Yummy, just in time for Thanksgiving…

  24. Kevin Dillon Pitbull On Lap In Truck
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    Well, at least we know who was pushing for the Entourage movie the hardest…

  25. Uma Thurman Upskirt Tight Red Dress Campari Event Milan
    gnarla
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    Shit, I thought it was a healthy looking Madonna.

  26. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
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    “Okay, I’m down here,now what do I do?”
    “Really?”
    “Gaga, When He’s done, can we switch places?

  27. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Basketball Shorts Untied Shoes Daughter Sunny
    yoop
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    “It’s Gore-tex!”

  28. Lenny Kravitz Lee Daniels 7th Annual Hamilton Behind The Camera Awards
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    “I’m too drunk to drive myself home. Are you gonna go my way?”

  29. Sarah Palin Posing With Vets The Today Show
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    I bet she Vajazzles.

  30. Iggy Azalea Vagina Flash High Slit Dress MTV EMAs
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    Nice everything, except the tattoo of course. With the ass she’s got, she’s got a fan in me. Never heard her speak though so that could change quickly.

    Please tell me a heavy breeze blew through there and revealed her goods to the photographers and the pics are available somewhere.

  31. Bill Pullman Long Sideburns Wolverine Hair The Jacksonian Opening Night Afterparty KTCHN Restaurant
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    Cash. Johnny Cash.

  32. Sigourney Weaver Broken Blood Vessel In Eye BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Not bad looking, except for that alien that is about to pop out of her eye.

  33. Bill Pullman Long Sideburns Wolverine Hair The Jacksonian Opening Night Afterparty KTCHN Restaurant
    Minky Wail
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    “…Time for another Monster Chiller Horror Theater …Owooo!”

  34. LeAnn Rimes On Eddie Cibrian Lap In Front Of Brandi Glanville Kids Soccer Game
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    Is she SO classless that she needs to rub Brandi’s nose in her whorishness ALL THE TIME? Get your own lawn chair you attention seeking twat!

  35. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Weight Gain Peacoat
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If she gains any more weight, she’ll have to change her name to Kardashian

  36. Tara Reid Gross Sinny Legs 38th Birthday Party Hard Rock Hotel
    Melissa
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    you mean 83rd birthday.

  37. Sigourney Weaver Broken Blood Vessel In Eye BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards
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    Everything about this picture looks painful.

  38. Valeria Golino Nipples See Through Dress Come Il Vento Premiere 8th Rome Film Festival
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Still hot 20 years later.

  39. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
    Bonky
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    If this doesn’t revive my career then I’m all out of ideas.

  40. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
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    She told me to kiss it where it smells, so I drove her to New Jersey.

    • blerg

      She told me to take that thing I play with and stick it where she pees. So I put my bowling ball in the sink.

  41. Salma Hayek Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Best breasts in Hollywood that’s not Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings.

  42. Tobey Maguire Pissed Off Look
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    I sense an emo dance number coming on.

  43. Salma Hayek Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    George P Burdell
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    She wouldn’t have burned all of Cap’n Jack Sparrow’s rum.

  44. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Barneys
    Minky Wail
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    Didn’t Barney’s just get into trouble for some racial bullshit about….oh wait a minute, that was Black MEN.

  45. Tobey Maguire Pissed Off Look
    George P Burdell
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    The Naked Cowboy is still not fully naked.

  46. Sigourney Weaver Broken Blood Vessel In Eye BAFTA LA Jaguar Britannia Awards
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    Is she dating Chris Brown?

  47. Earvin Johnson III Fur Shawl Barneys
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    He wasted no time throwing that closet door wide open. Good for him.

  48. Lady Gaga Crotch In Backup Dancers Face Brooklyn Navy Yard
    Little Tongue
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    Where are the Occupational Safety and Health Act enforcement officers when you need them?

  49. Joaquin Phoenix Rooney Mara Her Photocall
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    Is that a smile from Rooney Mara? Is it possible?

  50. Adam Sandler Bubble Coat Basketball Shorts Untied Shoes Daughter Sunny
    George P Burdell
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    He is now so fat that he cannot tie his shoes.

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