What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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Her hair is the same color as the Spinal Tap Album.
Fred Sanford lost weight.
At least she’s polite enough to use a napkin to clean up her drippings.
He has very white nice caps on his teeth.
That’s the only good thing I can think of to say…
I know this Genie… Offers you 3 wishes but only gives you bowls of gravy no matter what you wished for….
It’s like George Harrison from the Sgt Pepper days is trying take over his body.
Who is Fanita Presman? The shortest woman in the world? When this greasy fucker towers over you.. You have problems..
The Gay Mafia, sitting out in front of the social club like Tony Soprano.
Still.. Would!
This guy turned into a woman.
Elijah Wood looks downright masculine when compared with Steven Tyler.
In…..LOndon
Proof that there’s always a guy at any bar you can go home with…
Silence of the Lambs – The Musical
fucking gross
I think he found a chocolate starfish.
The eyes say “Coo-coo for cocoa puffs” but the boobs say “And who cares?”.
I don’t think you understand guys! It was, like, really dusty. I mean she was, like, coughing. And shit.
New couple alert.
[sigh] “Joe, I told you.. you can’t win a staring contest with a camera.”
Wait, what did you say her name was? I didn’t catch it. Barbie? Media Whore Barbie?
Or as I like to call her : Nicole “I banged Jimmy Iovine and all I got was a lousy boob job” Scherzinger.
“If I were a tall man yubby dibby dibby dum”
Regardless of the issue, I always route for the heavy equipment.
I think that rack is the only thing Penn and I agree on.
When I saw the clover I thought she was Ireland….oh I mean Irish.
Filming for Cracky IV?
So he got the part as young Hitler?
Hamm shows more cock with pants on.
I have always worshiped those legs and that Ass. Dreams can come true; I sill believe.
Who Photoshopped those black people into the ocean?
I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that.
Daenerys, WHY!?!
“Hey! I found my watch!”
Please … Just don’t speak.
Why does it seem like she should be holding another mic the same way with her left hand too?
Maybe we will get lucky and they will keep him!
Ready to debate Joe Biden.
she legit has NO waist & her dress makes her look very cheap
hot bod
STOP! In the name of loooooove
Your move, Cristo!
Damn, I could’ve sworn that was Laura Dern.
FRENCH FRIED POTATERS!