The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Her hair is the same color as the Spinal Tap Album.

  2. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    Roseanne Barr
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    Fred Sanford lost weight.

  3. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    Alison
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    At least she’s polite enough to use a napkin to clean up her drippings.

  4. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Johnny P!
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    He has very white nice caps on his teeth.
    That’s the only good thing I can think of to say…

  5. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    I know this Genie… Offers you 3 wishes but only gives you bowls of gravy no matter what you wished for….

  6. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    It’s like George Harrison from the Sgt Pepper days is trying take over his body.

  7. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    Bigalkie
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    Who is Fanita Presman? The shortest woman in the world? When this greasy fucker towers over you.. You have problems..

  8. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Bigalkie
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    The Gay Mafia, sitting out in front of the social club like Tony Soprano.

  9. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    Bigalkie
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    Still.. Would!

  10. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Bigalkie
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    This guy turned into a woman.

  11. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    Bigalkie
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    Elijah Wood looks downright masculine when compared with Steven Tyler.

  12. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Bigalkie
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    In…..LOndon

  13. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Proof that there’s always a guy at any bar you can go home with…

  14. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Silence of the Lambs – The Musical

  15. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Mama Pinkus
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    fucking gross

  16. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
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    I think he found a chocolate starfish.

  17. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
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    The eyes say “Coo-coo for cocoa puffs” but the boobs say “And who cares?”.

  18. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    I don’t think you understand guys! It was, like, really dusty. I mean she was, like, coughing. And shit.

  19. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
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    New couple alert.

  20. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    [sigh] “Joe, I told you.. you can’t win a staring contest with a camera.”

  21. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Wait, what did you say her name was? I didn’t catch it. Barbie? Media Whore Barbie?

  22. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Or as I like to call her : Nicole “I banged Jimmy Iovine and all I got was a lousy boob job” Scherzinger.

  23. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    “If I were a tall man yubby dibby dibby dum”

  24. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    Regardless of the issue, I always route for the heavy equipment.

  25. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
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    I think that rack is the only thing Penn and I agree on.

  26. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    When I saw the clover I thought she was Ireland….oh I mean Irish.

  27. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
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    Filming for Cracky IV?

  28. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
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    So he got the part as young Hitler?

  29. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Hamm shows more cock with pants on.

  30. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    coyote
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    I have always worshiped those legs and that Ass. Dreams can come true; I sill believe.

  31. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
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    Who Photoshopped those black people into the ocean?

  32. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that.

  33. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    nosiwoda
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    Daenerys, WHY!?!

  34. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
    Raoul
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    “Hey! I found my watch!”

  35. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Raoul
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    Please … Just don’t speak.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
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    Why does it seem like she should be holding another mic the same way with her left hand too?

  37. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    squishy
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    Maybe we will get lucky and they will keep him!

  38. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    journalschism
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    Ready to debate Joe Biden.

  39. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Josie
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    she legit has NO waist & her dress makes her look very cheap

  40. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Josie
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    hot bod

  41. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Josie
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    STOP! In the name of loooooove

  42. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Your move, Cristo!

  43. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Damn, I could’ve sworn that was Laura Dern.

  44. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    HollywoodOutsider
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    FRENCH FRIED POTATERS!

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