What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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Hmmm…. tits, yet still can GTFO
Cancer, Schmanzer; the real question here is what obscure purpose does the scrotum-scarf serve.
Completely agree. I know he is playing a guy from the 80s with cancer and thats why he’s skinny, but he isn’t shooting in this picture, so why in the hell does he have that scarf on?
hahahaha
Yeah, he’s confused. You tie your sweater around your shoulders, and your tube-socks around your ankles.
Smoke Monster is like “Fuck this noise, I’m going back to the island…”
-”Shit, she’s having her period again!”
-”We’ll fix it in post!”
I’d fuck them both! at the same time!
I was almost fooled, but the clincher that it was indeed photoshopped was her missing meatbeard
taste the rainbow
7 graphic designers lost their lives while Photoshopping this image.
hehehe hehe Look Butthead I see BOOBS! YEAH BOOBS hehehe BOOBS.
So his real name is Matthew Krentcil?
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Wetten Dass, which of course in German means an old puerto rican vagina
Truly a master at hiding his clay hand.
That boy sure has some nice implants!
I… dude, I can’t see him. Is he hiding behind Carly Simon?
Deep throat practice
More like not enough practice.
Would still hit it, stroke and all.
Chernobyl Barbie.
The Rapace family’s dark, retarded secret.
That time J-Lo took a dump on one of her dancers
The paps resort to sexting…unfortunately, their plan backfired
Very ordinary looking chick but her father’s billions make her quite appealing. I’m such a gold digger.
Oh hey Michael Jackson
I think he’s cute.
I think he’s cute!
Apparently.
Wink. All sexy like. That will get me a role.
Oh hey Jennifer Garner
The crazier her hair is the prettier her face is…weird.
They spent all that time photoshopping her that they forgot to edit out the “U” in the album title.
Lewis Hamilton’s beard has got some decent tittays.
So they’ve finally cast the Gump sequel, Speed Gump?
It seems that the Keystone XL pipeline is making a big splash in Texas.
I’ve never been so appreciative of poor lighting.
I don’t care about any of the people in this picture.
What, Jon Hamm just walked by?
Dude…
In honor of this “Power of Women” event, I’m going to watch a porno featuring women fisting each other. In my mind, it makes sense.
This isn’t what being struck by lightning is supposed to look like…
Hm. So Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appointed this 26-year old woman a councillor in his legislature and she recruited prostitutes for him. The reputation for corruption in Italian politics is so unfair.
I thought that she was a Mafia Daughter.
It should be more illegal NOT to do that. “Your Honor, have you see the those tits.”
He’s here to collect the charity…
I laughed when she burned Conan for staring at her tits. That was pretty funny.
Conan brought up a good point. She shouldn’t have been offended because he was staring at the breasts she had on display. It was pretty funny though.
She’s early for a Friday night at a NJ bar…
Mangina.
Also, this guy dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Think about that for a minute. Even with her man-face, she’s still at least 2 or 3 points over Steve-O.
Hey, Iveski, how did you get boldface?
Never mind. I guess I just figured it out.
Tyler seems talented in sucking away the life force of an innocent bystander…
Figures. Hard Rock sucks.
Under her hat: ….shrimp.
It’s not often that Janice Dickinson goes out in public with her son, but when they do she makes sure their clothes coordinate.
NOTHING is sexier than a tat of the Black Plague on your face.
That dress is Groovy Baby.
this photo makes no sense
her boobs are too high up
where’s her neck?
lol they clearly did not work overtime