The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Brentkilledaguy
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    Hmmm…. tits, yet still can GTFO

  2. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
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    Cancer, Schmanzer; the real question here is what obscure purpose does the scrotum-scarf serve.

    • Completely agree. I know he is playing a guy from the 80s with cancer and thats why he’s skinny, but he isn’t shooting in this picture, so why in the hell does he have that scarf on?

    • hahahaha
      Yeah, he’s confused. You tie your sweater around your shoulders, and your tube-socks around your ankles.

  3. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    Smoke Monster is like “Fuck this noise, I’m going back to the island…”

  4. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    -”Shit, she’s having her period again!”
    -”We’ll fix it in post!”

  5. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Douche
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    I’d fuck them both! at the same time!

  6. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Vlad
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    I was almost fooled, but the clincher that it was indeed photoshopped was her missing meatbeard

  7. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    Vlad
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    taste the rainbow

  8. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Sandoucheky
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    7 graphic designers lost their lives while Photoshopping this image.

  9. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    *q&#%$@
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    hehehe hehe Look Butthead I see BOOBS! YEAH BOOBS hehehe BOOBS.

  10. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
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    So his real name is Matthew Krentcil?

  11. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
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    Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Wetten Dass, which of course in German means an old puerto rican vagina

  12. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
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    Truly a master at hiding his clay hand.

  13. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    That boy sure has some nice implants!

  14. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
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    I… dude, I can’t see him. Is he hiding behind Carly Simon?

  15. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Deep throat practice

  16. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
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    Would still hit it, stroke and all.

  17. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Ghosthost
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    Chernobyl Barbie.

  18. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
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    The Rapace family’s dark, retarded secret.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    That time J-Lo took a dump on one of her dancers

  20. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Vlad
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    The paps resort to sexting…unfortunately, their plan backfired

  21. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    seriouslynow
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    Very ordinary looking chick but her father’s billions make her quite appealing. I’m such a gold digger.

  22. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh hey Michael Jackson

  23. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Tracy
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    I think he’s cute.

  24. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Tracy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s cute!

  25. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wink. All sexy like. That will get me a role.

  26. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh hey Jennifer Garner

  27. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
    Miz Jones
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    The crazier her hair is the prettier her face is…weird.

  28. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    They spent all that time photoshopping her that they forgot to edit out the “U” in the album title.

  29. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
    seriouslynow
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    Lewis Hamilton’s beard has got some decent tittays.

  30. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    Vlad
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    So they’ve finally cast the Gump sequel, Speed Gump?

  31. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    It seems that the Keystone XL pipeline is making a big splash in Texas.

  32. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
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    I’ve never been so appreciative of poor lighting.

  33. Rita Ora Signing Fans Butt Cheek
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    I don’t care about any of the people in this picture.

  34. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    What, Jon Hamm just walked by?

  35. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
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    Dude…

  36. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    In honor of this “Power of Women” event, I’m going to watch a porno featuring women fisting each other. In my mind, it makes sense.

  37. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    This isn’t what being struck by lightning is supposed to look like…

  38. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Tank Top
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    Hm. So Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appointed this 26-year old woman a councillor in his legislature and she recruited prostitutes for him. The reputation for corruption in Italian politics is so unfair.

  39. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    saavik001
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    He’s here to collect the charity…

  40. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I laughed when she burned Conan for staring at her tits. That was pretty funny.

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Conan brought up a good point. She shouldn’t have been offended because he was staring at the breasts she had on display. It was pretty funny though.

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    She’s early for a Friday night at a NJ bar…

  42. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Mangina.

  43. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Also, this guy dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Think about that for a minute. Even with her man-face, she’s still at least 2 or 3 points over Steve-O.

  44. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Tyler seems talented in sucking away the life force of an innocent bystander…

  45. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Figures. Hard Rock sucks.

  46. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    Queef Sister
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    Under her hat: ….shrimp.

  47. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Queef Sister
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    It’s not often that Janice Dickinson goes out in public with her son, but when they do she makes sure their clothes coordinate.

  48. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    NOTHING is sexier than a tat of the Black Plague on your face.

  49. Elizabeth Hurley
    oldfool
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    That dress is Groovy Baby.

  50. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    llol
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    this photo makes no sense
    her boobs are too high up
    where’s her neck?
    lol they clearly did not work overtime

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