The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    EricLr
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    Looks like for Halloween she’s dressing as the Angel of Mediocrity.

  2. David Beckham Stretching
    EricLr
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    Poor bastard never got over them cancelling Battlestar Galactica.

  3. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Bubba Gump
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    She ain’t stopping anything. She just found Amanda Bynes’ new hiding spot. Toke it smokey!

  4. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
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    lol. im wearing the same stupid hat right now…

  5. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Seriously?!
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    I hope everyone got their money back…

  6. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Mary Feeney
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    For a hair of a second I thought this might be a scene from a movie about Rachel Corrie. But I quickly came to my senses.

  7. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    Yeah, right, you guys say it’s Peter Dinklage. But how do we know for sure? His back is to us, so it could be Tom Cruise for all we know.

  8. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    I wonder why she didn’t bring her brother Larry and her other sister Daryl…

  9. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
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    In a previous life that woman was a piranha!

  10. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
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    The first thing that popped into my head was “mmmm…pussy.”

  11. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    Animal
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    Would prefer seeing her insert it in a different orifice.

  12. zomgbie

    ALAS POOR PHOTOSHOP I KNEW THEE WELL.

  13. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Joe Blow
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    And lo, an angel appeared and sayeth unto the shepherds tending their flocks, “Say, you guys got any lasagna?”

  14. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
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    WOW! Who is that superb looking chick? I’d love to see more of her. I wonder if the paps followed her.
    PS: Sean Penn…???

  15. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
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    Ribbed for her pleasure

  16. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
    Animal
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    I’m not a fan, but I kind of like this.

  17. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    OK, I’ll admit it this one time…I think she is sexy as hell! So there! Don’t ever make me repeat it.

  18. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
    zomgbie
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    haha his bra fell off in the water.

  19. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
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    His mom is wearing a foil jacket to reflect the fail rays.

  20. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    Animal
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    I’m going to go with the Matthew McConaughey excuse and assume this is for a movie.

  21. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Tank Top
    EricLr
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    She just found out that no one in America has heard of her.

  22. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Camera 1, camera 2…camera 1, camera 2…

  23. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    fattest
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    I used that same tablecloth for a dinner party last night

  24. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
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    Never go full Gump

  25. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    Mike Hunt
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    so cold and pointless

  26. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Mike Hunt
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    Her family is worth about a billion dollars . They should have just bought the land .

  27. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    Mike Hunt
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    The face George spooged into countless times

  28. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Mike Hunt
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    He always looks like he’s just been to a clothes consignment store and picked up some bargains

  29. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    MyCoworkerIsHot
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    Wtf, Fish u better make up for blinding me with this shit with some Skarsgard.

  30. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    tlmck
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    The original Los Lonely Boys.

  31. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  32. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    Joe
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    Oppan Gangnam Style

    Op, op, op…..Sexy Laaaaaady.

  33. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    She’s becoming whiter in every photo that I see.

  34. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Netherlands Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    WTF is that jacket trimmed with?

  35. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Cock Dr
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    This must be right before he bites the head off the chicken.

  36. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    why the fuck would she wear STRIPES???

  37. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    savedatwins
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    hey! multi ethnic couple! you look oppressed! Let me show you the way to enlightenment. Hey! mutherfuckers! sean penn is talking to you! ASSHOLES DON’T know an enlighted person when they see them

  38. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    savedatwins
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    He’s getting too damn old for this!!!

    Oh wait…

  39. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    “Wait! Wait! WAIT!! I dropped my keys.”

  40. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Netherlands Film Festival
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    “Listen up! After you get me those pics of Brad & Angelina, I need you to fly to the prestigious Netherlands Film Festival and get me pics of the ever elusive and ultra-famous Doutzen Kroes!!” Said no editor, ever.

  41. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
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    “Kat! KAT!! Is it true you and Rumor Willis will be having a “Chin-off” to help fight irrelevancy?!”

  42. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Tank Top
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    “Ugh! I can’t believe I remembered to work out and get my tits done, but totally forgot to do anything about my face.”

  43. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
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    The fact that no one is even willing to leave snarky comments on her photos shows you how truly un-popular this woman is. She is the living, breathing version of the saying; “No mater how much you clean, polish and spray perfume on a turd, it is still a turd.” I can smell her through my screen. Just gross.

  44. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    I liked it better when comedian Jason Rouse did the EXACT SAME THING at the SAME Improv six months earlier. I know it’s not the most original thing, but… yeeesh!

  45. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Hot is temporary. Crazy is forever.

  46. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
    icu
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    your move Kardashian!

  47. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
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    Sean Penn is in this photo?

  48. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    UJ
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    Menstruate on yourself again Christina?

    • Jeff

      Why hasn’t Christ sued her for copyright infringement yet? I wouldn’t want her calling herself Jeffina.

  49. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Wily
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    Brook Hogan got a new agent!

  50. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Jeff
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    Behold horny douche bags. I am no longer bleeding all up and down my legs.

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