What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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Looks like for Halloween she’s dressing as the Angel of Mediocrity.
The slutty Angel of Mediocrity.
Poor bastard never got over them cancelling Battlestar Galactica.
She ain’t stopping anything. She just found Amanda Bynes’ new hiding spot. Toke it smokey!
lol. im wearing the same stupid hat right now…
I hope everyone got their money back…
For a hair of a second I thought this might be a scene from a movie about Rachel Corrie. But I quickly came to my senses.
Yeah, right, you guys say it’s Peter Dinklage. But how do we know for sure? His back is to us, so it could be Tom Cruise for all we know.
LOL! That was good !
I wonder why she didn’t bring her brother Larry and her other sister Daryl…
In a previous life that woman was a piranha!
The first thing that popped into my head was “mmmm…pussy.”
Would prefer seeing her insert it in a different orifice.
ALAS POOR PHOTOSHOP I KNEW THEE WELL.
And lo, an angel appeared and sayeth unto the shepherds tending their flocks, “Say, you guys got any lasagna?”
That got me laughing!
WOW! Who is that superb looking chick? I’d love to see more of her. I wonder if the paps followed her.
PS: Sean Penn…???
Ribbed for her pleasure
I’m not a fan, but I kind of like this.
OK, I’ll admit it this one time…I think she is sexy as hell! So there! Don’t ever make me repeat it.
We won’t.
haha his bra fell off in the water.
His mom is wearing a foil jacket to reflect the fail rays.
I’m going to go with the Matthew McConaughey excuse and assume this is for a movie.
She just found out that no one in America has heard of her.
Camera 1, camera 2…camera 1, camera 2…
I used that same tablecloth for a dinner party last night
Never go full Gump
so cold and pointless
Ba dum pum * cymbal crash*
Her family is worth about a billion dollars . They should have just bought the land .
The face George spooged into countless times
He always looks like he’s just been to a clothes consignment store and picked up some bargains
Bargains? It looks like he picked up some fucking leftovers that were headed for the trash.
Wtf, Fish u better make up for blinding me with this shit with some Skarsgard.
The original Los Lonely Boys.
MOO
Oppan Gangnam Style
Op, op, op…..Sexy Laaaaaady.
She’s becoming whiter in every photo that I see.
Because when I’m pregnant the first thing I want to do is hop in a bikini and go sunbathing.
WTF is that jacket trimmed with?
This must be right before he bites the head off the chicken.
why the fuck would she wear STRIPES???
hey! multi ethnic couple! you look oppressed! Let me show you the way to enlightenment. Hey! mutherfuckers! sean penn is talking to you! ASSHOLES DON’T know an enlighted person when they see them
He’s getting too damn old for this!!!
Oh wait…
I get it. I laughed. ;-)
“Wait! Wait! WAIT!! I dropped my keys.”
“Listen up! After you get me those pics of Brad & Angelina, I need you to fly to the prestigious Netherlands Film Festival and get me pics of the ever elusive and ultra-famous Doutzen Kroes!!” Said no editor, ever.
“Kat! KAT!! Is it true you and Rumor Willis will be having a “Chin-off” to help fight irrelevancy?!”
“Ugh! I can’t believe I remembered to work out and get my tits done, but totally forgot to do anything about my face.”
The fact that no one is even willing to leave snarky comments on her photos shows you how truly un-popular this woman is. She is the living, breathing version of the saying; “No mater how much you clean, polish and spray perfume on a turd, it is still a turd.” I can smell her through my screen. Just gross.
I liked it better when comedian Jason Rouse did the EXACT SAME THING at the SAME Improv six months earlier. I know it’s not the most original thing, but… yeeesh!
Steve-O’s been doing this in his live shows for probably a decade or so.
Hot is temporary. Crazy is forever.
your move Kardashian!
Sean Penn is in this photo?
Menstruate on yourself again Christina?
Why hasn’t Christ sued her for copyright infringement yet? I wouldn’t want her calling herself Jeffina.
Brook Hogan got a new agent!
Behold horny douche bags. I am no longer bleeding all up and down my legs.