What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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The look on his face: Haha, motherfucker!
The look on her face: Ha.. ha… motherfucker. -.-
I can’t believe someone photoshopped out Tom Cruise.
“Next on BRAVO, ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ “
Reverse bukkake — everywhere except her face.
I get elderly but they stay the same age.
“Haha, the water just got all warm!”
The power of women who have illegitimate babies with errant men.
Paps almost got a photo of them holding hands, so close…
“Yar! YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSSS! “
I was gunna say that!
You know you’ve got some money when you can pay Tim Gunn to follow you around all day with an umbrella!
“Make it work.”
This lady must be 340 years old based on the size that her ear grew to.
Say what you want about Sean but when you wear Asics and a take-off RUN DMC t-shirt you’re alright in my book.
Not to mention rocking both items quite decently at the budding young age of 52.
I’m surprised you can’t see vapor trails coming out of that butt crack.
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She is so multicultural.
“You’re an asset! An expendable asset! And I used you to get the job done, DAMN IT!”
Hate this bitch but this is probably the best she’s looked in a while. At least she not wearing stupid shoulder pads or those tights that make her look like she’s wearing a pamper and needs to be changed ASAP.
Once, just once, I want one of these fucking hipsters like that guy on the left to come to an Eagles tailgate. Just once.
Christina Aguilera, promoting the skills of someone with great Photoshop talent.
Obviously going to the taller chair to sit in just to fuck with the dude who has to sit in the shorter chair.
Practice makes perfect!
Ghosts.. everywhere, ghosts. Even up my bum!
Mmmm.. titties.
Say what you want, but I’m THAT GUY that would be pushing her head down into my lap as soon as she got into the limo.
That guy, given the opportunity that is.
THIS is an opportunity?
I don’t believe that’s what he said. Of course this isn’t an opportunity. But there are so many people in here denigrating this woman that “The Deacon” felt compelled to stand up for her. As do I. So when she’s finished with you, Deacon, pass her on over.
Man, they’re really ganging up on us with this one, Vito
First pic I’ve seen in a while where Steven Tyler actually looks like a man. Oh wait.. nevermind.
I thought Russell Brand enjoyed blurring the gender lines, but clearly he has made his decision.
Why is this man trying to look like a 6 yr old boy? Is this some new look that I’m not aware of?
(they’re looking at me for my talent :-), I HAVE made it…)
Explains what they did with that fabric after this:
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This is why I haven’t chosen sobriety yet, people.
“What the Munchkins want to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch?”
It has vowed to never untuck itself, due to all of the past abuse.
A cow in a mu mu, how ironic.
Kim had planned to announce that she was becoming a buddhist later in a large press conference until she found out she would need to shave her head. Now she’s just an idiot in Egyptian Cotton.
No, she’s actually gaining weight to become Buddha.
Anne Hathaway always takes her character roles so seriously. I can’t wait to see ‘Robopocalypse!’
Is he playing an English chap with cancer?
Yes as a matter of fact he is. Nothing funny here.
Obligatory rainbow pseudo-penis reference…
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On his way to visit Russel Brand, I see.
Ironically, they were building a hippie commune.
“Beckham has taken a terrible shot…he’s shaking like a dog passing peach pits…”
I think Out of the Closet used clothing stores do a pretty good job myself.
All whited out so you can’t see anything. Doesn’t she have the balls to show us her stuff? Or perhaps this is because she actually has balls?
So if I go to these stupid awards and pretend to respect women, I can still bang chicks on the casting couch, right?
He probably just wants to educate her about Haiti.
When did Apollo Creed turn into Fred Sanford?
I’ll empower women by showing my titties.
“All right, Kanye, a joke’s a joke, but you need to take off my dress. I can’t walk around in this bed sheet all day…”
Pretty sure his stylist is the same guy that does costumes for The Waking Dead.
“C’mon home, son, and eat a peanut butter sandwich…or maybe a few.”
“Hey, y’all, guess where my index finger is…”
What’s that Lassie? I’m dressed like a douchebag?