What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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This girl has always confused the hell out of my wiener.
Why does he look like a white Ron Washington?
His right ankle is very flexible.
A Michael Jackson, Dead Beatles themed poker tournament…well, you can’t blame them for not being creative.
Good for her!!
Anal surprise! Can happen anywhere, anytime.
Who wants to volunteer to take those folding chairs and go old school WWF on their asses.
Unluckiest bricks ever.
Steve-O tainted.
“Ha ha suckers! I’ve got a billion dollars and a hot piece of ass and you don’t!”
He’s got Swarzenegger Disease. He’s a billionaire who likes very average women. Dr. Drew should do an intervention.
How ironic that someone from Twilight showed up at the “Power of Women” event? Was Chris Brown unavailable?
Not bad from the neck down.
That bra is padded as fuck. No need to for the illusions. I’ve seen her naked and her body’s sexy.
Not sure if yarmulke or bra cup
Why is she Oompa Loompa orange?
Frozen face. Check. Fake tan. Check. Plastic tits. Check. Spunk stains on dress. Check. Barbie v2012 complete.
Does this guy own a t shirt? he’s always in these flannel shirts, buttoned up all the way.
Somebody check his crawl space.
That name is a mouthful. I also have a mouthful for her.
Would be so much hotter without the tattoos.
Fucking sexy.
I don’t know who that is, but her firm body is working for me.
So, every year Variety has an event to prove women can mesmerize men with their breasts? It sounds redundant, but I am still pissed at missing it 4 years in a row.
So much for the whole ‘Broken Window’ approach.
Somebody show this pic to what’s-her-name in the last pic. This is how you do it right.
She’s winking at a pony.
oh go fuck yourself society. this is so unnecessary.
‘Police searched the man’s premises today, finding disturbing words and images on his computer…’
hilarious!! :D
Swanepoel owns you honey.
Eye to eye, cc.
Just my opinion, but I think Candice, Miranda, and the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels are the current benchmark for beautiful supermodels. All of them are fucking spectacular!
But Candice…a-fucking-mazing!
AFTER FURTHER REVIEW…
Ya know, this must be a lousy pic. Doutzen Kroes really is a beauty! Not as good as Candice, but pretty damn hot.
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So he DOES take that stupid hat off in the water.
Thanks for not showing her face, Fish.
Man, the last time I was in Winnsboro, absolutely nothing was going on. Just a sleepy little town. I’m surprised Daryl could even find it.
Backstage on tour with Madonna?
To heck with Sean Penn. Somebody get that girl a bikini.
She’s like the awesomely curvy version of that Kristin Kreuk from Smallville.
Fuck – not another Mr Bean movie.
Someone give Chubbs his arm back!
She’s gained a little weight but it’s still off the ‘more to worship’ kind.
Sling Blade!
“Yeah – I can wiggle my ears, too.”
I wonder how many F1 drivers have wound their way through her chicane.
Modeling the latest Hefty bag creation.
Those bags of hers do look rather hefty.
“simple jack” is finally happening !!! HA
I prefer this image personally http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/elizabeth-hurley#
I’ve often been faced with the same dilemma as the guy in the blue shirt…how long can you pretend to fumble for your keys while you keep staring?
Those aren’t keys he’s fumbling.
Sadly, that’s her fiancee.
Ecce Mulier!
I’ve killed for less, Photo Boy.
At an event feting the inventor of autotune.
She should celebrate the invention of autotune. Otherwise, she’d have to rely on her looks to be famous instead of her singing.
And here I thought Pro Tools was her line of vibrators.
Gaaaayzer.
Holy mammaries!