The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
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    This girl has always confused the hell out of my wiener.

  2. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
    cuddles
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    Why does he look like a white Ron Washington?

  3. David Beckham Stretching
    tlmck
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    His right ankle is very flexible.

  4. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    cc
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    A Michael Jackson, Dead Beatles themed poker tournament…well, you can’t blame them for not being creative.

  5. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    mismy
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    Good for her!!

  6. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    GaGaVomit
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    Anal surprise! Can happen anywhere, anytime.

  7. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    Who wants to volunteer to take those folding chairs and go old school WWF on their asses.

  8. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Unluckiest bricks ever.

  9. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
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    Steve-O tainted.

  10. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
    tlmck
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    “Ha ha suckers! I’ve got a billion dollars and a hot piece of ass and you don’t!”

    • Bigalkie

      He’s got Swarzenegger Disease. He’s a billionaire who likes very average women. Dr. Drew should do an intervention.

  11. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    How ironic that someone from Twilight showed up at the “Power of Women” event? Was Chris Brown unavailable?

  12. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
    tlmck
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    Not bad from the neck down.

  13. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    That bra is padded as fuck. No need to for the illusions. I’ve seen her naked and her body’s sexy.

  14. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    Not sure if yarmulke or bra cup

  15. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
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    Why is she Oompa Loompa orange?

  16. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Frozen face. Check. Fake tan. Check. Plastic tits. Check. Spunk stains on dress. Check. Barbie v2012 complete.

  17. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
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    Does this guy own a t shirt? he’s always in these flannel shirts, buttoned up all the way.

  18. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
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    Somebody check his crawl space.

  19. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Netherlands Film Festival
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    That name is a mouthful. I also have a mouthful for her.

  20. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
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    Would be so much hotter without the tattoos.

  21. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress Runway
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    Fucking sexy.

  22. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Tank Top
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    I don’t know who that is, but her firm body is working for me.

  23. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
    cc
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    So, every year Variety has an event to prove women can mesmerize men with their breasts? It sounds redundant, but I am still pissed at missing it 4 years in a row.

  24. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    cc
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    So much for the whole ‘Broken Window’ approach.

  25. Elizabeth Hurley
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    Somebody show this pic to what’s-her-name in the last pic. This is how you do it right.

  26. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    cc
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    She’s winking at a pony.

  27. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    mismy
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    oh go fuck yourself society. this is so unnecessary.

  28. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    cc
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    ‘Police searched the man’s premises today, finding disturbing words and images on his computer…’

  29. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    mismy
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    hilarious!! :D

  30. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Netherlands Film Festival
    cc
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    Swanepoel owns you honey.

  31. Russell Simmons Shirtless Leila Lopes Bikini
    Buddy The Elf
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    So he DOES take that stupid hat off in the water.

  32. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Buddy The Elf
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    Thanks for not showing her face, Fish.

  33. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    tlmck
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    Man, the last time I was in Winnsboro, absolutely nothing was going on. Just a sleepy little town. I’m surprised Daryl could even find it.

  34. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    Buddy The Elf
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    Backstage on tour with Madonna?

  35. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    tlmck
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    To heck with Sean Penn. Somebody get that girl a bikini.

  36. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Buddy The Elf
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    Fuck – not another Mr Bean movie.

  37. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    Sport
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    Someone give Chubbs his arm back!

  38. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress Runway
    cc
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    She’s gained a little weight but it’s still off the ‘more to worship’ kind.

  39. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Sling Blade!

  40. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    Buddy The Elf
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    “Yeah – I can wiggle my ears, too.”

  41. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
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    I wonder how many F1 drivers have wound their way through her chicane.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress Runway
    tlmck
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    Modeling the latest Hefty bag creation.

  43. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    me
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    “simple jack” is finally happening !!! HA

  44. Elizabeth Hurley
    cc
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    I prefer this image personally http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/elizabeth-hurley#

  45. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    I’ve often been faced with the same dilemma as the guy in the blue shirt…how long can you pretend to fumble for your keys while you keep staring?

  46. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    MRF
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    Ecce Mulier!

  47. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    cc
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    I’ve killed for less, Photo Boy.

  48. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
    cc
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    At an event feting the inventor of autotune.

  49. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    1NDUN
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    Gaaaayzer.

  50. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Ana
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    Holy mammaries!

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