The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    cc
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    Another case of not knowing your audience. A marketing consultant would have told her Mila Kunis’ ass would have been much more effective.

  2. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
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    Ah…memories.

  3. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    This photo had to be taken 5 years ago because she hasn’t been that skinny since she had her baby.

  4. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Contusion
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    Q. How many yards of orange fabric does it take to drape a Kardashian?
    A. Moo

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress Runway
    Lucion
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    Please stop posting pictures of this chick. She’s equivalent to Paris Hilton, but without the infamy.

  6. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    Everyone knows the midgets run Hollywood.

  7. David Beckham Stretching
    TooCoo
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    “Come on! Look at how he’s dressed! He was practically praying for it!” – Analrapist

  8. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Lucion
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    butter face.

  9. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Urvag
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    You know your Hollywood days are over when Bob the Builder won’t even stop and recognize you.

  10. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    Mmm, breasty goodness.

  11. Elizabeth Hurley
    Lucion
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    Ten hut!

  12. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
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    I can only assume she’s going to cover her SUV with that orange tarp to protect it from the sun and bird poop.

  13. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    Epic high-five in 3…2…1…

  14. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Lucion
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    Lucky bastard got her before the rest of us.

  15. Heidi Klum Eating Popsicle
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    Showing her bodyguard what she’s got for him later.

  16. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    sexyman48
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    How angry could he be, he’s adorable.

  17. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    Urvag
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    He doesn’t get it. It’s no longer an attention getter to tell people you once screwed Madonna.

  18. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
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    Ha ha!

    Look at Roger Moore’s face underneath.

  19. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    Contusion
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    I thought it was McConaughey again.

  20. David Beckham Stretching
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    Just the thought of having sex with a woman gives him phantom pains where his penis used to be.

  21. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    Contusion
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    He’s not really looking at the chick. He’s still just that pissed off at anyone taking his photo.

  22. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    TooCoo
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    take the Michael Jackson collage, throw it in a pot, add a potato. Baby you got a stew goin’!

  23. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
    cc
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    I see at least 3 cases of workmen’s compensation in the making.

  24. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    Juju
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    The cuter they look when they are little kid, the creepier they become when they grow up.

  25. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache
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    The inevitable result of having too much contact with Kate Hudson.

  26. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    Contusion
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    Woof!

  27. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    karlito
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    it looks like she has no tits and a butt the size of Kansas. isn’t she known for her huge fake tits??? what’s up with that.?

  28. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    nippledar
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    nipples!

  29. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    She looks like if you took a Gwen Stefani and stuffed it into another Gwen Stefani.

  30. Kat Von D Cleavage Tank Top
    Urvag
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    You know you are with quite the catch when you see a tattoo of a pair of scissors on their arm.

  31. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
    cc
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    It’d be funny if her boyfriend was an MMA fighter with a jealousy issues and a hair trigger temper.

  32. Rita Ora Signing Fans Butt Cheek
    ThisWillHurt
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    How To Troll Rita Ora:
    1. Buy an egg-salad sandwich from 7-11
    2. Leave on the dashboard of your car for several days.
    3. Eat the sandwich
    4. Drink one gallon of jalapeno nacho cheese
    5. Ask Rita Ora to sign your ass
    6. Relax your anus and sphincter during the signing

  33. Halle Berry Cleavage 4th Annual Power of Women Event
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    Her recent psychological issues have turned me off her completely.

  34. David Beckham Stretching
    Oldnslo
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    Waiting for Tom?

  35. Amber Rose Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Well…at least it worked for Jared!

  36. Rita Ora Signing Fans Butt Cheek
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    When is this country going to finally wake up and abolish games like “Pin The Tail on the Negro”??

  37. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    And that’s how you tell that the gerbil is working.

  38. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    “Hey PENIS!”

  39. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    She knows “The Matrix” was just a movie, right?

  40. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
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    Now we know what it takes to make the guy on the left look butch.

  41. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    cc
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    Joe realizes they haven’t seen the other Jonas brother since they were on the beach three days ago.

  42. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Whoa, what the fuck is wrong with that woman? Shellfish allergy?

  43. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
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    Hottest stroke ever.

  44. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
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    Her nose is fucked up.

  45. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Would not wetten dat dass.

  46. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    tlmck
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    I don’t think the latest celebrity diet trend, known as “blurring out the fat”, is going to catch on.

  47. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    cc
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    …at the ‘George Clooney discard bin cocktail party’

  48. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    cuddles
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    When did Kim transplant Heidi Montag’s tits onto her chest???

  49. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
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    You think he goes to the barber and says, “Just give the ‘Uncle Pedophile’”?

  50. Sean Penn Hat Ponytail Sunglasses Checking Out Random Woman
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    Reminiscing about the days when ScarJo’s body was that tight.

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