The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.8.12

October 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.

Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    If he was in a midget toss, would it be renamed “Game of Throwns”?

  2. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Please tell me there is a remake of Deliverance and he’s carrying a banjo out of frame.

  3. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    1NDUN
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    Fire Barshall Bill was awesome.

  4. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    She’s filming a Swiffer commercial.

  5. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    Yeah I’m pretty sure the boys in the Photo Shop Department worked overtime on this one.

  6. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    rican
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    I though it was just another clueless moron with nothing better to do.

  7. Jennifer Lopez Spread Eagle Crotch Mesh Body Suit Wetten Dass
    1NDUN
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    Wet in the ass? Gross.

  8. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    That shrimp will definitely need to be deveined.

  9. David Beckham Stretching
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    Time of the month, David?

  10. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    Looks like cream cheese.

  11. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Tank Top
    ThisWillHurt
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    I thought we were done with the John Hamm penis reactions.

  12. David Beckham Stretching
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    He’s regretting kicking a female fan in the crotch

  13. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Damn you Photo Boy!!!

  14. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    Dick Hell
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    The plumper mud-flap tat is a compliment to any epidermis.

  15. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    That wink was meant for me.

  16. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    Heheh They used a random pencil to make her *hint of boob* lines, and her supposed rack is considerably higher on her chest than possible. The result is her boobs look like they are growing in her arm pits. Although we have seen refund chasms like that on LeAnn Rimes and Tori Spelling.

  17. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
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    I thought she was Paris Hilton for a second.

  18. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    1…2…3… Scarf off!!!!

  19. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    ThisWillHurt
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    Paris Hilton finally looks healthy.

  20. David Beckham Stretching
    DeucePickle
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    Must…resist…urge…to scratch….nuts !

  21. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    They just came back from lunch, but were in a hurry, so had to scarf it down.

  22. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
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    How NOT to look when waiting for your kids outside their school.

  23. Rita Ora Signing Fans Butt Cheek
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Looks like she does Ora AND anal.

    [Jesus that was bad.]

  24. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I predict there will be a statue of that body soon and many fat women will protest while many men worship.

  25. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Nick – pass me another cup of irrelevance.

  26. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    DeucePickle
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    Mermaid powers, activate !

  27. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
    JC
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    Texas? Why doesn’t she protest somewhere that’s worth saving?

  28. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Netherlands Film Festival
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    “Gak!”
    [falls over in chair with exploded boner]

  29. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    1NDUN
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    I’ll bet his face is how they really decided on the name Jackass. He looks just like Donkey from Shrek.

  30. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Legs Minidress
    ThisWillHurt
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    So now we’re making chocolate Easter bunnies look like women and putting dresses on them? I guess that works for some people.

  31. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
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    With that much Photoshop, you could even make Brooke Hogan look like a girl.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress Runway
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    That runway walk looks like the most exercise she’s had in months.

  33. Peter Dinklage Yarmulke The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    Hitler would have had an epic hard on for this shit

  34. Nicole Minetti Cleavage Tank Top
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Since when is beef jerky juicy?

  35. David Beckham Stretching
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    Must…not…scratch…..crotch!

  36. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    TooCoo
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    You know how people often notice that old dog shit stopped being white? Apparently it was being saved up to make this.

  37. Daryl Hannah Blocking Construction Equipment
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    “By the power of Grey Skull”

  38. Ashley Greene Cleavage 4th Annual Power Of Women Event
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Let me show you what Kristen Stewart was like while filming every Twilight movie.”

  39. Elizabeth Hurley
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    Would love to hurley her leggies over my shoulderies.

  40. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
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    I remember that episode of Blackadder. They all wear giant comedy breasts and Auntie only wants her penis turnip for dinner.

  41. Steve-O Naked Dick Pushed Between Legs
    your mom
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    Happy Columbus day. Please remember to get your junk checked today.

  42. Elizabeth Hurley
    JC
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    Dick Cheney looks down in amazement at the first stiffy he’s had since the invasion of Irag.

  43. Kim Kardashian Nipples No Underwear Maxi Dress
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I know what’s holding that dress up… her ass.

  44. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
    alex
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    The walking dead has achieved new heights in realism.

  45. Elijah Wood Sitges Film Festival
    DeucePickle
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    Even the Amish can be serial killers too ya know

  46. Steven Tyler Scarf Gay Friend
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Spare some change?”

  47. Brett Ratner Fanita Presman 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/08/RTLDP2-259_194.jpg[/img]

    She’s got the half a dead dog in her handbag…

  48. Carl Weathers Fedora Charity Poker Tournament
    Lucion
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    Action Jackson!!! Noooooooo! Is that you? What happened? Damn…

  49. Ali Larter Cleavage Winking
    Lucion
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    …but her boobs :-(

  50. Christina Aguilera Naked New Album Cover
    Contusion
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    Who is that on the cover?

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