What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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If he was in a midget toss, would it be renamed “Game of Throwns”?
Please tell me there is a remake of Deliverance and he’s carrying a banjo out of frame.
Fire Barshall Bill was awesome.
Marshall. Jeez.
She’s filming a Swiffer commercial.
Yeah I’m pretty sure the boys in the Photo Shop Department worked overtime on this one.
5 year old photo maybe, THEN photoshopped?
They had to call four more artists from Industrial Light & Magic to finishin working on this pic. They had them working in shifts.
I though it was just another clueless moron with nothing better to do.
Oh it is.
Wet in the ass? Gross.
That shrimp will definitely need to be deveined.
Time of the month, David?
Looks like cream cheese.
I thought we were done with the John Hamm penis reactions.
He’s regretting kicking a female fan in the crotch
Ignore – comments are posting wonky.
Damn you Photo Boy!!!
The plumper mud-flap tat is a compliment to any epidermis.
That wink was meant for me.
Heheh They used a random pencil to make her *hint of boob* lines, and her supposed rack is considerably higher on her chest than possible. The result is her boobs look like they are growing in her arm pits. Although we have seen refund chasms like that on LeAnn Rimes and Tori Spelling.
I thought she was Paris Hilton for a second.
1…2…3… Scarf off!!!!
Paris Hilton finally looks healthy.
Must…resist…urge…to scratch….nuts !
They just came back from lunch, but were in a hurry, so had to scarf it down.
I cannot believe you are so well-rewarded for puns.
Puns!
How NOT to look when waiting for your kids outside their school.
What, me worry?
Looks like she does Ora AND anal.
[Jesus that was bad.]
I predict there will be a statue of that body soon and many fat women will protest while many men worship.
Nick – pass me another cup of irrelevance.
Mermaid powers, activate !
Texas? Why doesn’t she protest somewhere that’s worth saving?
“Gak!”
[falls over in chair with exploded boner]
I’ll bet his face is how they really decided on the name Jackass. He looks just like Donkey from Shrek.
So now we’re making chocolate Easter bunnies look like women and putting dresses on them? I guess that works for some people.
With that much Photoshop, you could even make Brooke Hogan look like a girl.
That runway walk looks like the most exercise she’s had in months.
I know, right? If she took care of herself, she could be somewhat attractive. Who’d want this?
This swollen heifer probably eats 2 or 3 meals every day! Disgusting!
Yo, JC…I sure as hell would!
Hitler would have had an epic hard on for this shit
Since when is beef jerky juicy?
Beef jerky? BEEF JERKY??? I dunno, Pierce, she looks pretty juicy to me!
Must…not…scratch…..crotch!
Dammit Duece, you squeezed that in just before I hit send.
it takes you 6 minutes to hit send?
Oh, a detective!
You know how people often notice that old dog shit stopped being white? Apparently it was being saved up to make this.
“By the power of Grey Skull”
“Let me show you what Kristen Stewart was like while filming every Twilight movie.”
Would love to hurley her leggies over my shoulderies.
I remember that episode of Blackadder. They all wear giant comedy breasts and Auntie only wants her penis turnip for dinner.
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/20111/the-ten-best-blackadder-episodes
“Luck! That’s a rather rude word…”
Heeeheheh
Happy Columbus day. Please remember to get your junk checked today.
Dick Cheney looks down in amazement at the first stiffy he’s had since the invasion of Irag.
I know what’s holding that dress up… her ass.
The walking dead has achieved new heights in realism.
Even the Amish can be serial killers too ya know
“Spare some change?”
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She’s got the half a dead dog in her handbag…
Zombie, can you please help me with the photos? :)
I used to be able to upload them, but suddenly I can’t.
LOL I thought you were talking to the picture at first
Heheheh :D I can see how you thought that.
But seriously, WHY CAN’T I ADD PHOTOS ANYMORE, FISH?
Does he acknowledge questions if you use allcaps? Does ANYONE know what changed?
Because I have asked several times, pretty please.
Action Jackson!!! Noooooooo! Is that you? What happened? Damn…
…but her boobs :-(
Who is that on the cover?