What do you mean this isn’t an unedited photo of her in the morning? YOU LIE.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you earlier than usual because we have hard, turgid, possibly purple-headed data (No idea why I just made that into a dick joke.) that says most of you have the day off today. So enjoy this random smattering of celebrity schadenfreude which actually has a Final Five that isn’t Rita Rusic or Scotty Pippen’s old lady because Elderly Week ended Friday with our annual “Mmmm, You Take Out Those Dentures” Festival. In fact, it’s Nicole Scherzinger who somehow looks more and more breastacular right down to the fifth shot. Trust me on this one.
Fall back into my arms and I will catch- Ooh, a quarter…
- The Superficial
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WTF, is he dieing?
All joking aside, my first thought was ‘Does he have cancer?’. Yikes.
He looks like it! But it’s actually for a movie role.
He got AIDS for a movie role?
He’s a Method actor.
The Machinist 2
A cow wearing a moo moo, how fitting…
… and form fitting.
Damn, I never seen this before I posted, my bad.
Hey, the Crypt Keeper cleans up pretty well.
I’ve often said that a gift card to Macy’s was all she needed.
Don’t get her wrong: she loves chocolate, but every so often she likes a change of pace.
Ugh, I never should’ve borrowed these shoes from Michael Lohan.
Anyway you can blur out the face a bit?
Barely gets a ‘C’ for effort.
She’s rising from a vat of whipped cream? Sounds about right.
More like she’s absorbing the hwhipped cream directly into her thighs & ass.
You know what’s disturbing me about this photo? Everything.
It’s big, coloured and a mouthfull. Guess she’s still grieving her last relationship…
“coloured”, eh?
You Canadian or Brit, Little Tongue?
If only Gaga could learn to tuck so well…
I don’t get what’s going on here…. where’s his junk? :-(
Dammit! Victoria and her anal beads!
One of the best comment’s eva!
I guess she watched Avatar too many times and started to believe it could work in the real world too.
Halfway there.
Meth?
More like “Got Meth?”
Tyler’s looking good, but Timberlake is looking a little worn out.
You can almost taste the Photoshop
Haha, here’s an albacore for your hooha!
I just know the script to this movie has a line that goes, “Do you have a little Jew in you? No? Would you like to?”
He just realized he left in his ass dildo and it shows through tight jeans.
I watched ‘Gothika’ last night…stop smiling.
She’s wearing a tent here. She must know more about her future than we thought she did.
You had me at tits!
A plain white background makes photoshopping so much easier!
am i the only one that looked at the thumbnail and thought this was an elephant with its trunk stuck in sand?
Yeah, Daryl Hannah is not looking too good these days.
I think she’s telling us she left a bright future behind her.
This is the eighth dwarf ‘Shyster’.
It’s worse than you think. He’s actually still not wearing a shirt.
“Mmmm, another nice pair of tits for me to ruin.”
wow she just gave birth to a fully grown ass on stage.
Yup, evidence that she’s all stretched out by a black guy…
Somewhere Liv Tyler is crying into a pillow and thinking about changing her name.
When she hits green, she magically becomes more interesting.
Your move, Rock Hudson.
Bracing for his Scientology initiation.
That was a shitty performance.
He wants you to drill one between the posts.
The show is being renamed The XXX-Factor.
Shit It Like Beckham?
Isn’t there a “you can’t bleach your hair while pregnant or your baby comes out retarded” rule?
With or without the bleach thats odds on to happen…
There must be a no skin-bleaching rule as well… that poor kid.
Automatically regrets kicking a female fan in the crotch.
Turf hump
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I took the attention off my ass?
She looks like a giant Cheeto.
Cheetos would explain her ass.
I cannot WAIT to see what she looks like in 30 years
Giuseppe Franco. You know, that creepy little tattooed guy with Arnold and MIckey.
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Bingo.
he said “looks like in 30 years”, not “in a bikini”
Who remembers the movie Life Force?
Wearing a zhu zhu hat.
Wow. And the women all complain about not getting enough eye candy here.
This is more like eye herpes.
“Ha ha ha! You’re not me!!!! Hahahahaaaaa!”
Which chair is for him?
She’s about as fake as my past 5 orgasms
God I’d love to Berry my face in those.