Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which our banner pic above follows along with today’s celebration of underage marriage so long as you count the bride having the IQ of a toddler. We’ve also got Reese Witherspoon who apparently doesn’t listen the first time, Nick Nolte who’s convinced himself that a turkey wrap is fifth of Jack, and the Maple Christ delivering his blessing a la Stacee Jaxx.
Lacey Schwimmer is a chameleon — That’s the lizard that gains 30 lbs if it contacts Chaz Bono, right? — at the end,
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yikes
Wow is that recently?? I just seen her latest photoshoot last week and she was slim as hell…must have been alot of photoshop done to you. The article is at www. C E L E B U R .com if you’re interested in checking it out.
Hell, yea! God bless the ladies with a little beef on their bones — thigh is not a four-letter word. Imagine if you pumped Lindsay or Britney full of growth hormones, inserted a couple of brain cells in their skulls and coated their throats with LSD — you’d get something like THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKHE26NkqU0
looking good britney!
her waist is like a soup can
Where exactly is this “waist” of which you speak? For the life of me, I just can’t spot it…
I would have liked to have seen the shoes.
So would Stevie.
!
http://www.myvidster.com/video/2848970/Stevie_Wonder_Rock_in_Rio_2011_Full_Concert_Concierto_Completo
Needs more rouge. More rouge!
See? She does so have boobs. You just have to know where to look for ‘em.
Careful! The last cat to fuck with her…
More like “Amy smells a fart”
+1
Drop the Chalupa!
“I hope I see someone famous!”
This is what happens when The Skarsgard passes by.
OMG, that’s exactly, exactly what I thought when I saw this.
SNAP.
You can’t hide your face from us! We know your tits anywhere!
I guess Vanessa was giving that bike quite a workout.
If you look at this picture long enough you’ll go insane.
Try it. You’ll start to get lightheaded after about 30 seconds.
I didn’t get lightheaded…just a little queasy. Did I do it right?
She is built like a quarter horse.
She’s the perfect mount for calf-roping!
Remind me why we pay attention to this chick.
well it’s not to jerk off to her. that’s for sure.
It is odd. She’s not attractive and she can’t act, but then again that’s 99% of Hollywood these days.
How could you jerk off to John Mayer’s alcoholic sister?
Because she brings girls to the party and will almost always want to have threesomes with you and another woman. If that is not a good enough reason, then God help you.
She’s definitely into 3somes with other women, but odds are she’s going to ask what the fuck you’re doing in the room shortly after it starts.
Fuck it, as long as she lets me watch:)
Crap, she’s as fat as I am…
Just don’t let Chaz take you out for lunch. Or dinner.
Welcome to my windowless van; I’ve got fun and games.
lol
hahahaha
I like how she’s pushing in her fat with her palm.
No straight man waves with both hands.
I don’t see any man, just two girls on a balcony. You need to lay off the drinking/drugs before you make a post my friend
Indeed, in a few years he’ll come out of the closet and a lot of us will act surprised.
Jesus, Tom Greene is just letting it all go to shit, isn’t he?
My thoughts exactly. Wonder when he’ll hump a dead moose.
Oh my god, I am doing this in Croatia. F-cking Croatia. Do these people even have in house plumbing ?. When can I stop doing this and just enjoy my life ?
Croatia’s a beautiful country! I can’t imagine the Croatians I know enjoying a show like that, though. Most of them are extremely devout.
Thank you Anon it is quite beautiful and they would only like her in her prime she just looks sad now.
Idi u sto picki materina.
you’re a hack, TF – that was on ‘most important’ a while back – nice try
Yes, the have indoor plumbing in Croatia. “Why is hot water tank wearing fishnets and bikini?” someone was overheard saying.
YES!
It’s good to see Adelle finally getting over her stage fright.
lol ouch
you better get you some of that, dog. get a big nose full of it.
It’s an European male carry all….
Would hit that and put a ring on it in a heartbeat.
*Team Lacey*
Don’t make him go super saiyan on your ass
+1
exactly what i was thinking
that underbite of his just screams, “Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.”
Spot on! :)
Bubba has a tight grip on her!
That is…. not okay
speaking of screenings of Cornholio, only 3 weeks and 3 days til the new beavis and butthead!!
Still 30 lbs lighter than the average american woman.
+1
I know! That what sucks about it. But I guess you can’t do 300 crunches a day. With or without meth.
*300 crunches a day forever. Dang. All these grammatically incorrect boneheads are rubbing off on me. I say that with love. ;-)
Yet another person on this site that is completely unrecognizable in public
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
My first reaction!
Yo soy un homosexual y le gusta vestir ropa de las mujeres.
To think, we all could have banged chicks like her if we just would have called that sexy talk 1-800 number from the commercials at 4am.
She just doesn’t listen?
(a horrible, horrible joke, I’m ashamed to know the punch line to!)
Can you explain it to me?
it looks like she has a black eye
Is your name ‘you’ ?
Irish sunglasses.
whoever smelled it dealt it
The one who said the rhyme, did the crime.
That’s how I smile in pictures too
Or at least you would if you’d just herniated 3 discs simultaneously.
And he thought that Sitar was a bitch to tune…
Honey, my soul is dead again.
LOL
William Hurt is looking young here… Anus what?
Great, now my hearing is going. Is this a piano or a saxophone ?
n00b surgeon, put her new mouth in the wrong place
oh that must be one hell of a turd that’s ready to come out of her.
I don’t care what anyone thinks, Hilary Swank is a hottie.
hahaha
lolololol
warshed up
Never thought I’d say this, but, fatty!
This saddens me.
Don’t worry, he’s just dressed up for make-believe. So put the gun down and come in off the balcony…
Has he gone deaf too?
never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart