The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.3.11

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which our banner pic above follows along with today’s celebration of underage marriage so long as you count the bride having the IQ of a toddler. We’ve also got Reese Witherspoon who apparently doesn’t listen the first time, Nick Nolte who’s convinced himself that a turkey wrap is fifth of Jack, and the Maple Christ delivering his blessing a la Stacee Jaxx.

Lacey Schwimmer is a chameleon — That’s the lizard that gains 30 lbs if it contacts Chaz Bono, right? — at the end,

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