The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.3.11

October 3rd, 2011 // 763 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which our banner pic above follows along with today’s celebration of underage marriage so long as you count the bride having the IQ of a toddler. We’ve also got Reese Witherspoon who apparently doesn’t listen the first time, Nick Nolte who’s convinced himself that a turkey wrap is fifth of Jack, and the Maple Christ delivering his blessing a la Stacee Jaxx.

Lacey Schwimmer is a chameleon — That’s the lizard that gains 30 lbs if it contacts Chaz Bono, right? — at the end,

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  1. Ben Dover

    yikes

    • Wonda3

      Wow is that recently?? I just seen her latest photoshoot last week and she was slim as hell…must have been alot of photoshop done to you. The article is at www. C E L E B U R .com if you’re interested in checking it out.

      • Grange Gorman

        Hell, yea! God bless the ladies with a little beef on their bones — thigh is not a four-letter word. Imagine if you pumped Lindsay or Britney full of growth hormones, inserted a couple of brain cells in their skulls and coated their throats with LSD — you’d get something like THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKHE26NkqU0

  2. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    barbosa
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    looking good britney!

  3. Stevie Wonder Piano Guitar
    Cock Dr
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    I would have liked to have seen the shoes.

  4. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    Needs more rouge. More rouge!

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Animal Hat
    Cock Dr
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    See? She does so have boobs. You just have to know where to look for ‘em.

  6. Amy Smart Tank Top
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    More like “Amy smells a fart”

  7. Nick Nolte
    catapostrophe
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    Drop the Chalupa!

  8. Jared Leto Scarf Vest
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    “I hope I see someone famous!”

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Wet Spot Butt
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    This is what happens when The Skarsgard passes by.

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Animal Hat
    The Brown Streak
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    You can’t hide your face from us! We know your tits anywhere!

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Wet Spot Butt
    Cock Dr
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    I guess Vanessa was giving that bike quite a workout.

  12. Nicole Richie
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    If you look at this picture long enough you’ll go insane.

    Try it. You’ll start to get lightheaded after about 30 seconds.

  13. Lacey Schwimmer Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    She is built like a quarter horse.

  14. Michelle Rodriguez
    Satan's bitch
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    Remind me why we pay attention to this chick.

  15. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    Valentina
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    Crap, she’s as fat as I am…

  16. Lacey Schwimmer Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Just don’t let Chaz take you out for lunch. Or dinner.

  17. Axl Rose Moustache Hat
    castallare
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    Welcome to my windowless van; I’ve got fun and games.

  18. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    Anthony
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    I like how she’s pushing in her fat with her palm.

  19. Justin Bieber
    Anthony
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    No straight man waves with both hands.

    • GeorgeWBush

      I don’t see any man, just two girls on a balcony. You need to lay off the drinking/drugs before you make a post my friend

  20. Ben Affleck
    castallare
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    Jesus, Tom Greene is just letting it all go to shit, isn’t he?

  21. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    Bonky
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    Oh my god, I am doing this in Croatia. F-cking Croatia. Do these people even have in house plumbing ?. When can I stop doing this and just enjoy my life ?

  22. Queef Sister

    It’s good to see Adelle finally getting over her stage fright.

  23. Maggie Q
    Richard McBeef
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    you better get you some of that, dog. get a big nose full of it.

  24. Robert Downey Jr
    Anthony
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    It’s an European male carry all….

  25. Lacey Schwimmer Sports Bra
    So fine
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    Would hit that and put a ring on it in a heartbeat.

  26. Lacey Schwimmer Sports Bra
    So fine
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    *Team Lacey*

  27. Jared Leto Scarf Vest
    Anthony
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    Don’t make him go super saiyan on your ass

  28. Kanye West Chanel Iman
    Richard McBeef
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    that underbite of his just screams, “Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.”

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Wet Spot Butt
    Anthony
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    That is…. not okay

  30. Ralph Fiennes Beard
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    speaking of screenings of Cornholio, only 3 weeks and 3 days til the new beavis and butthead!!

  31. DFENS

    Still 30 lbs lighter than the average american woman.

  32. Penn Badgley Occupy Wall Street
    Anthony
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    Yet another person on this site that is completely unrecognizable in public

  33. Jared Leto Scarf Vest
    Satan's bitch
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    Bwahahahahahaha!!!

  34. Justin Bieber
    Bonky
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    Yo soy un homosexual y le gusta vestir ropa de las mujeres.

  35. Evangeline Lilly Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    To think, we all could have banged chicks like her if we just would have called that sexy talk 1-800 number from the commercials at 4am.

  36. Reese Witherspoon Black Eyes
    Oldnslo
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    She just doesn’t listen?

    (a horrible, horrible joke, I’m ashamed to know the punch line to!)

  37. Amy Smart Tank Top
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    whoever smelled it dealt it

  38. Lacey Schwimmer Sports Bra
    Anthony
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    That’s how I smile in pictures too

  39. Stevie Wonder Piano Guitar
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    And he thought that Sitar was a bitch to tune…

  40. Ben Affleck
    Richard McBeef
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    Honey, my soul is dead again.

  41. Ralph Fiennes Beard
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    William Hurt is looking young here… Anus what?

  42. Stevie Wonder Piano Guitar
    Bonky
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    Great, now my hearing is going. Is this a piano or a saxophone ?

  43. Ashley Greene Cleavage
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    n00b surgeon, put her new mouth in the wrong place

  44. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    oh that must be one hell of a turd that’s ready to come out of her.

  45. Justin Bieber
    peter pantsless
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    I don’t care what anyone thinks, Hilary Swank is a hottie.

  46. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    truth.org
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    warshed up

  47. Britney Spears Bikini Gut
    Tsavo
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    Never thought I’d say this, but, fatty!

  48. Ralph Fiennes Beard
    edamame
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    This saddens me.

  49. Stevie Wonder Piano Guitar
    The Best Policy
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    Has he gone deaf too?

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Wet Spot Butt
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    never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart

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