The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.28.13

October 28th, 2013 // 478 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m not going to lie, has basically become a 24 hour Kelly Brook tracker. It’s a fact I’d be way less proud of if I hadn’t convinced myself she thinks stalking is super hot. “Watch me while I shower, Photo Man,” she whispers to me through the radio. We’re in love!

So, there’s also some other people in here. People who don’t have giant breasts that make the sun rise each morning, but I should point them out anyway. There’s John Stamos dressed as Satan, because apparently the devil’s really into giving your mom a boner these days, Vin Diesel‘s Facebook post that just guaranteed at least one ticket presale for ‘Fast & Furious 7,’ and Jaden Smith with his posse that gives me a much clearer understanding of jihad.

Are those drop-crotch skinny pants and a beret? *calls tailor in Gettysburg* 42 Long. I’m ready now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    Absurd lines.

  2. Jenna Jameson Butt Cheek Romper Sugar Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Sugar and lice.

  3. Cee Lo Green Sticking Out Tongue Posing With Female Fan
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    Careful girl. He secretes ecstasy out of his man tits.

  4. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    Ahh, here we see the Gold Digger with her mark in her natural habitat.

  5. Jenna Jameson Butt Cheek Romper Sugar Book Signing
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    She looks surprisingly lucid here.

  6. John Stamos Devil Costume Tequila Halloween Party
    JimBB
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    Ah, that’s sweet. He came as the Olson twins.

  7. Fergie Cleavage Elvira Costume Josh Duhamel Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    Mistress of the Dork.

  8. Scout Willis Fat Rolls Yoga Pants Dirty Sweater
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    Mom! I found your dignity.

  9. Chelsea Handler Drunk Fake Pregnant Belly Kate Hudson Halloween Party
    JimBB
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    That’s the most convincing Fame Whore costume I’ve ever seen.

  10. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Slutty Maid Costume Halloweenie 2013 Benefiting Gay Mens Chorus Of Los Angeles
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    Isn’t Gay Men’s Chorus redundant?

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Marie Antoinette Costume Instagram
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    I need to stop eating so many strawberries.

  12. Jaden Smith
    JimBB
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    That guy in front is wearing a pink shirt, and he’s still the least gay person in the picture.

  13. Jaden Smith
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    Those skinny leg baggy assed pants are fucking stupid.

  14. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Breast Implants Veiny Arms
    JimBB
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    Dear Aborigines: You may want to keep an extra close watch over your children for the next few days.

  15. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
    Joe
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    If they moved their heads a little closer, they’d have a butt.

  16. Jim Carrey Promoting Childrens Book How Roland Rolls Barnes & Noble
    JimBB
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    Apparently Roland rolls in a windowless van.

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Elastic Dress
    Johnny99
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    Has anyone ever seen Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sands together?

  18. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    Weekend at Hugh’s: Halloween Edition.

  19. Chelsea Handler Drunk Fake Pregnant Belly Kate Hudson Halloween Party
    mileycyrusis a slut
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    Which one’s Chelsea? Oh yeah, the one dressed like a guy in a skirt…..now I see!

  20. Kaley Cuoco Derpface Bow Wow Beverly Hills Presents The Big Bark Theory Halloween Event The Amanda Foundation
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    Wait this is for that little rapper kid from fast & furious tokyo drift and not dogs?

  21. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    it’s true love. Of money.

  22. January Jones Son Xander Captain America Shirt
    JimBB
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    A real superhero wouldn’t be afraid to play in traffic, son.

  23. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts
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    Nassitol.

  24. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
    Juch
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    “Now, if you put your butt in the air, just like I’ve sketched here . . .”

  25. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
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    Just two men with shaved, oiled heads sharing a glass of Pinot. Nothing remarkable.

  26. Jenna Jameson Butt Cheek Romper Sugar Book Signing
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    It won’t be long until it’s thrown into the $1 bin because honestly, who’s going to pay more for that trash. The book won’t do well either.

  27. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    California’s most richly compensated wet nurse.

  28. Jenna Jameson Butt Cheek Romper Sugar Book Signing
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    those were pants earlier that morning. Acid cooter leakage.

  29. Karl Urban Michael Ealy Almost Human Set
    George P Burdell
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    I smell stereotype.

  30. Karl Urban Michael Ealy Almost Human Set
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    Who let the black dude in?

  31. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
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    I’d hit it.

    Then I’d cut her head off.

  32. Jaden Smith
    mileycyrusis a slut
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    I see, Willow did Jaden’s hair for him and she must have dressed him, too,,,,this is what happens when kids play dress-up as teens. BTW: Jaden, your “O” face looks more like an “O-Shit, I just came in my pants” face.

  33. Karl Urban Michael Ealy Almost Human Set
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    This actually looks like a decent show

  34. John Stamos Devil Costume Tequila Halloween Party
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    that whole romijn thing is making more sense now.

  35. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts
    JimBB
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    Well, if you’re looking for a guy, West Hollywood is a great place to do it.

  36. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Knit Hat
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    See what happens when they get married?

  37. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Knit Hat
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    Yep, definitely married now.

  38. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
    djbennyb
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    C-A-T spells cat. OK, now you try the next one.

  39. Crystal Hefner Miley Cyrus Costume Hugh Hefner Robin Thicke Costume Instagram
    rican
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    He does not need a wheelchair because his air pumped penis is attached in her ass.

  40. Scout Willis Fat Rolls Yoga Pants Dirty Sweater
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    I think that may actually be her best side.

  41. Elisabetta Canalis Cleavage Wonder Woman Costume Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    George P Burdell
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    In Wonder Woman’s utility bag are all the meds needed to keep the Steve O diseases from ravaging her and leaving her for dead in a gutter – just like Steve O did.

  42. Naya Rivera Leather Bodysuit Hooker Boots Kate Hudson Halloween Party
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    Carmen Sandiego!

  43. Chelsea Handler Drunk Fake Pregnant Belly Kate Hudson Halloween Party
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    I see she’s wearing her monkey mask, but I don’t understand the rest of the costume.

  44. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
    George P Burdell
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    The Queen of Hearts is a tart.

  45. Nia Long Weight Gain Spandex Dress BET Black Girls Rock
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    More like Nia WIDE….AMIRITE? AMIRITE?

    I’ll show myself out…

  46. Chelsea Handler Drunk Fake Pregnant Belly Kate Hudson Halloween Party
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    You should have just posted this picture this morning and not touched the website for a month.

  47. January Jones Son Xander Captain America Shirt
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    January liked to surround herself with as many blonde women as possible, in the hopes that little Xander would get confused and mistake one of them for his mother.

  48. Toby Maguire
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    “I’m here to do meth and look gay. And I’m all out of meth.”

  49. Fergie Cleavage Elvira Costume Josh Duhamel Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party
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    Rocky Whore-or..

  50. Vin Diesel Jason Statham Sharing Glass Of Wine Fast & Furious 7 Still Facebook
    JC
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    Are they ever NOT filming a Fast & Furious movie? Like, do they get at least 10 minutes off in between, or do they just keep the cameras rolling 24/7?

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