“Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped wearing condoms – Kim Kardashian patiently waiting for a black microphone and George Clooney realizing it’s been two weeks, 14 hours and 37 minutes since he’s had sex with a new vagina, so if you could just drop him off at the curb…
You swore to secrecy, Lithgow!
- The Superficial
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lol…
Look. At this line. Of Whores.
They are actually trying to get in a nursing home. They line up like that anytime there is an old man that needs someone to squat on their semi-soft dick.
It’s nice to see the younger generation take an interest in the elderly.
“Community Service”, I believe the courts call it.
Ah Portofino, where they have “The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People”.
She’s married to a billionaire; she’s not gonna mess around with his retard looking ass. This is as much of Salma as he can ever get.
Exactly. She’s not letting 5 figure dick (like this guy) near her let alone 7 figure dick.
Ow. Real life sux.
He doctor forgot to do her other lip.
Brittney Spears in 3 weeks.
no thanks, I’ll pass on your melons.
Those are gourds!
Does anyone find this attractive? Just checking….
Only when my cock is in her mouth.
That’s cruelty to chickens!
Not in that outfit, that’s for sure. Otherwise, I like the hair and the accent – I’d give her a go. Plus, she can actually sing.
@Brown Streak: Bahahahaha! +1
Who is this person? He looks like a 70s reject.
He was the lead singer for a 90′s band called Bonham. He used to be so beautiful…
They had songs such as 18 and Life, Young Gone Wild and Remember Yesterday.
Damn I feel old.
Ack! I mean Skid Row, not Bonham. Sorry.
bazinga!
They must have to use steam-pressured power washers on the women’s toilet seats in this club.
Shit probably comes alive in their otherwise, like in Ghostbusters II.
I’m fairly certain that ass has been slimed once or thrice.
He was a heroic hobbit once, and it was all downhill from there.
Who at the what?
Looks like a man in a dress
She’s hot for being 75.
If you had what he has you would smile all the time too.
A shirt with a front pocket?
A rectal prolapse courtesy of Mr. Frodo?
I googled her as I had no idea who she is.
Do want.
“These used to be jeans! But they cut off the legs, now they’re cut-offs! I just got that! Does anyone else know this?!”
She is just too old.
….Ehh—When I look at Britney Spears these days I can’t help but have visions of trailer parks, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and long lines at the free clinic….Artofwar
They are starting to look like each other, which is a bad thing.
Looks like the 1% have claimed a new spokesman.
Do you think Affleck’s hair hat is hiding the new plugs from his ass?
His ass is really flabby, and she’s trying too hard to hold in up in public.
“Yeah, this is just fantastic, can you tell I’m having a good time ?”
Shouldn’t she be pulling the shorts up instead of down?
To be honest, she’s hardly disgusting. She just has no business wearing these types of outfits, yet no one is willing to tell her.
“I love being with these fucking kids. Can’t you tell?”
+1
Reminds me of porn star Sienna West.
next…
Two mongs don’t make a right.
Hahahahahahahaha!
LOL +1
The Mc Rib is back , Y’all
Looks like britney found few of them afore the show , Lucius !
This has an Anthony Kiedis “Is he the father or leading them to the van with blacked out windows?” feel.
Looks like the love child of Keeanu Reeves and Ben Affleck.
amazing….
Her reaction to being asked if they could afford the room they’re staying in on their own.
Esta noche, su Univision: BONERVISION!!!
I’m thinking about modifying a pair of my jeans to show some side testical, like this dress does for her tits. I wonder if I can get in trouble legally or what.
Maybe not though, cause I don’t want MacfeelmeUp to start stalking me again.
Did someone say side-nut?
LOL
“If she giggles any more I swear I am pushing her out of the car. This chick is on minute 14 of her ’15 minutes with George Clooney’, so help me God.”
Impressive side nose.
thumbs up for a big cup of santorum
Not gonna drink Baily’s Irish Creme anymore; thanks McBeef.
Those twins are such reliable bimbos.
No comments about the shoes in these photos CD?
They both look so much older than what they claim to be. How is she only early ’30s and he’s just 50? Yeah, plus 10.
“Is it that they didn’t like my reading or didnt think I was hot enough ? Nah, it had to be something else. Damn, that’s another role I lost.”
“Stay away, duck, or I’ll glue you to a tree…”
Hillbilly Blubbertard
Neanderthal, fucking Captain Caveman.
George, stop trying to jump out of a moving vehicle. It wouldn’t hurt you to break up with her in a more conventional way.
“whoops! a lil’ bit o’ poop just done fell out ma cornwagon yall”
Seen here is Russell and Katy wearing outfits from their “Faux-Hipster Douchebag Couture” line.
John Meyer what?
The guy in the red shirt is now officially out of the closet, right?
Leave Screech alone.
And if you were a straight man, you would enjoy walking like this.