The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.24.11

October 24th, 2011 // 870 Comments

“Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped wearing condoms – Kim Kardashian patiently waiting for a black microphone and George Clooney realizing it’s been two weeks, 14 hours and 37 minutes since he’s had sex with a new vagina, so if you could just drop him off at the curb…

You swore to secrecy, Lithgow!

- The Superficial

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  1. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    lol…

    Look. At this line. Of Whores.

    • Richard McBeef

      They are actually trying to get in a nursing home. They line up like that anytime there is an old man that needs someone to squat on their semi-soft dick.

      It’s nice to see the younger generation take an interest in the elderly.

  2. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Lingerie
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah Portofino, where they have “The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People”.

  3. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Cock Dr
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    She’s married to a billionaire; she’s not gonna mess around with his retard looking ass. This is as much of Salma as he can ever get.

  4. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    He doctor forgot to do her other lip.

  5. Melissa Gorga Fat Suit Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Brittney Spears in 3 weeks.

  6. Phoebe Price
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    no thanks, I’ll pass on your melons.

  7. Jessie J Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone find this attractive? Just checking….

  8. Sebastian Bach Pumpkin Testicles
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this person? He looks like a 70s reject.

    • freak show

      He was the lead singer for a 90′s band called Bonham. He used to be so beautiful…
      They had songs such as 18 and Life, Young Gone Wild and Remember Yesterday.
      Damn I feel old.

  9. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    bazinga!

  10. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    They must have to use steam-pressured power washers on the women’s toilet seats in this club.

    Shit probably comes alive in their otherwise, like in Ghostbusters II.

  11. Sean Astin
    Cock Dr
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    He was a heroic hobbit once, and it was all downhill from there.

  12. Jessie J Cleavage
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Who at the what?

  13. Milla Jovovich
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a man in a dress

  14. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Lingerie
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot for being 75.

  15. Sean Astin
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    If you had what he has you would smile all the time too.

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Side Boob Butt
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    I googled her as I had no idea who she is.

    Do want.

  17. Britney Spears Bikini Belly
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “These used to be jeans! But they cut off the legs, now they’re cut-offs! I just got that! Does anyone else know this?!”

  18. BSname

    She is just too old.

    • Artofwar

      ….Ehh—When I look at Britney Spears these days I can’t help but have visions of trailer parks, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and long lines at the free clinic….Artofwar

  19. Russell Brand Katy Perry Bike Ride
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    They are starting to look like each other, which is a bad thing.

  20. Hugh Jackman
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the 1% have claimed a new spokesman.

  21. Ben Affleck
    haymoose
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think Affleck’s hair hat is hiding the new plugs from his ass?

  22. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest Ass Grab
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    His ass is really flabby, and she’s trying too hard to hold in up in public.

  23. Ben Affleck
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, this is just fantastic, can you tell I’m having a good time ?”

  24. Britney Spears Bikini Belly
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t she be pulling the shorts up instead of down?

    To be honest, she’s hardly disgusting. She just has no business wearing these types of outfits, yet no one is willing to tell her.

  25. Ben Affleck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love being with these fucking kids. Can’t you tell?”

  26. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Reminds me of porn star Sienna West.

  27. Jessie J Cleavage
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    next…

  28. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Two mongs don’t make a right.

  29. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    The Mc Rib is back , Y’all

  30. Ben Affleck
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    This has an Anthony Kiedis “Is he the father or leading them to the van with blacked out windows?” feel.

  31. Ben Affleck
    Bang!
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the love child of Keeanu Reeves and Ben Affleck.

  32. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Her reaction to being asked if they could afford the room they’re staying in on their own.

  33. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
    Commented on this photo:

    Esta noche, su Univision: BONERVISION!!!

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Side Boob Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m thinking about modifying a pair of my jeans to show some side testical, like this dress does for her tits. I wonder if I can get in trouble legally or what.

  35. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “If she giggles any more I swear I am pushing her out of the car. This chick is on minute 14 of her ’15 minutes with George Clooney’, so help me God.”

  36. Lea Michele Side Boob
    MInky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Impressive side nose.

  37. Hugh Jackman
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    thumbs up for a big cup of santorum

  38. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those twins are such reliable bimbos.

  39. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    MJB
    Commented on this photo:

    They both look so much older than what they claim to be. How is she only early ’30s and he’s just 50? Yeah, plus 10.

  40. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Sweatpants
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is it that they didn’t like my reading or didnt think I was hot enough ? Nah, it had to be something else. Damn, that’s another role I lost.”

  41. John Lithgow
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stay away, duck, or I’ll glue you to a tree…”

  42. Hillbilly Blubbertard

  43. Ben Affleck
    Commented on this photo:

    Neanderthal, fucking Captain Caveman.

  44. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    George, stop trying to jump out of a moving vehicle. It wouldn’t hurt you to break up with her in a more conventional way.

  45. mel

    “whoops! a lil’ bit o’ poop just done fell out ma cornwagon yall”

  46. Russell Brand Katy Perry Bike Ride
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Seen here is Russell and Katy wearing outfits from their “Faux-Hipster Douchebag Couture” line.

  47. James Franco
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
    Commented on this photo:

    John Meyer what?

  48. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Lingerie
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy in the red shirt is now officially out of the closet, right?

  49. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest Ass Grab
    Stucco
    Commented on this photo:

    And if you were a straight man, you would enjoy walking like this.

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