The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.24.11

October 24th, 2011 // 870 Comments

“Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped wearing condoms – Kim Kardashian patiently waiting for a black microphone and George Clooney realizing it’s been two weeks, 14 hours and 37 minutes since he’s had sex with a new vagina, so if you could just drop him off at the curb…

You swore to secrecy, Lithgow!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    Cock Dr
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    Nick likes a certain type of girl for a wife.

  2. Melissa Gorga Fat Suit Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    wtf
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    she looks like a piece of watermelon hubba bubba after it’s been chewed.

  3. Sebastian Bach Pumpkin Testicles
    Richard McBeef
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    step one: cut a hole in the pumpkin.

  4. Britney Spears Bikini Belly
    just here for laughs
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    How do you say “I need to pee” in French? Anyone? Seriously I gotta go!

  5. Melissa Gorga Fat Suit Real Housewives Of New Jersey
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    Hello Rosie

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Unholy krep
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    What an extremely well dressed toilet.

  7. John Lithgow
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    Well we can all stop wondering why Tom Cruise kept shrinking all these years..

  8. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    MInky Wail
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    And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.

  9. Carmen Electra Side Boob
    shawnb89
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    Someone needs to show this picture to Jennifer Love Hewitt and demonstrate how it works to actually care about your appearance.

  10. John Lithgow
    wtf
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    the trinity killer hasn’t aged a bit.

  11. Jennifer Nicole Lee Side Boob Butt
    Richard McBeef
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    When did they start making sexy hospital gowns?

  12. Sean Astin
    wtf
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    looks like my PC services tech.

  13. Sebastian Bach Pumpkin Testicles
    just here for laughs
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    Isn’t this the same pumpkin patch that kicked Courtney Stodden and her old man bag out? What is it with has-beens or wanna bes and pumpkins?

  14. Phoebe Price
    Unholy Ahnuld
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    Whah da hell ah you?

  15. Monica Bellucci Cleavage Lingerie
    Cock Dr
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    She’s getting older, she’s married to a doofus, but she still looks hot.

  16. Stacy Keibler George Clooney
    Richard McBeef
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    that big vein in her forehead is distracting me from her great ass. It’s an easily solvable problem, but a problem nonetheless.

  17. Melissa Gorga Fat Suit Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Anthony
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    Did they honestly have to give the costume a moose knuckle?

  18. Paul Bettany
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    Wow, he looks like a serial killer and the kid looks like Damian. Their parties must be awesome…

    • AnnaDraconida

      Damian was my 1st thought as well… brat looks like he’ll sneak into your bedroom & cut your throat while you sleep

  19. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
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    i’d eat that ass like cottage cheese.

  20. Britney Spears Bikini Belly
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Joke’s on us. It’s a publicity shot for her new song “Roll Out the Barrel”

  21. Lauren Stoner Bikini Butt
    wtf
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    yea, that’s a nice ass.

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Sweatpants
    Richard McBeef
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    frump in the trunk.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Sweatpants
    Cock Dr
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    Wide load coming through.

  24. Russell Brand Katy Perry Bike Ride
    just here for laughs
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    Oh yeah, this is normal.

  25. Snooki Cleavage
    wtf
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    with fire.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Sweatpants
    MInky Wail
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    Cue the Miss Gulch bicycle music.

  27. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    wtf
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    hooray boobies!

  28. Russell Brand Katy Perry Bike Ride
    Cock Dr
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    You know, those scarves could get caught in the bike spokes.
    It could happen.

  29. Melissa Gorga Fat Suit Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Deacon Jones
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    uhhhhh, so I gu,,,oh fuck it

  30. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest Ass Grab
    Richard McBeef
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    Careful honey, it’s still sore from Simon Cowell last night.

  31. Ben Affleck
    ArtGirl
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    I didn’t know Chuck Norris owned a Beatle wig

  32. Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest Ass Grab
    just here for laughs
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    Mandatory ass touching for the cameras-check.

  33. Kelly Brook Butt
    Cock Dr
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    Heinous outfit, right down to the footwear.

  34. Carmen Electra Side Boob
    wtf
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    even with the hepatitis, she still looks good.

  35. Sebastian Bach Pumpkin Testicles
    SSHGuru
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    I think she’s more interested in it than he is….

  36. Hugh Jackman
    MInky Wail
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    Wow, he can read!

  37. David Hasselhoff
    Richard McBeef
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    He’s confused because that car isn’t talking to him.

  38. Vanessa Minillo Nick Lachey
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I know retards, I work with retards, retards are my friends. Vanessa you’re no retard.

  39. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    just here for laughs
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    This, this is what a real woman looks like…I only hope my wife is taking notes.

  40. Sean Astin
    Deacon Jones
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    Hello guys. I’m Mr Perkins, Troy’s father.
    I know Troy. He’s that cheap guy.
    My dad’s not home Mr. Perkins.
    Is your mommy here?
    [sarcastic] No, actually she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

  41. Paul Bettany
    Anthony
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    Quickly…. to the room of despair!

  42. Karissa Shannon See Through Dress Butt
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    If you squeeze the class from all of them, the drop would never be enough to serve a “stay-classy” drink for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  43. Lauren Stoner Bikini Butt
    Deacon Jones
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    Bend over, insert, walk away

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up Sweatpants
    bonerspunk
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    I would wear her ass like a derby hat and walk everywhere showing it off.

  45. Hugh Jackman
    Cock Dr
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    Goddamn it. Quit taunting the straight woman. He’s married and he might be gay; that’s a double disqualification from camera flirtation.
    Full frontal nudity or GTFO.

  46. Sebastian Bach Pumpkin Testicles
    Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone
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    What do rednecks to for Halloween?
    Pump Kin.

  47. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    She went to Mr. Bones pumpkin patch because Miss Bones stole her husband.

  48. Britney Spears Bikini Belly
    Bonky
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    “Is this tour ever going to end ? My skin is growing into these clothes !”.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    wtf
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    damn that mouth has been stretched!

  50. David Hasselhoff
    SSHGuru
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    Skeletor?

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