“Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped wearing condoms – Kim Kardashian patiently waiting for a black microphone and George Clooney realizing it’s been two weeks, 14 hours and 37 minutes since he’s had sex with a new vagina, so if you could just drop him off at the curb…
You swore to secrecy, Lithgow!
- The Superficial
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“Hey honey, Mr Thumb has a delivery to the back door!”
Wasn’t there some report that LeAnn bought the same size implants as this chick ?
I come bearing gifts, Master Skarsgard
LaToya looks terrible.
One day she is going to look at these pictures and think what the fuck was i thinking. Time to grow up Britney. You don’t even sing live.
Mah FUPAs hanging out.
My plug’s coming out, can you give it a push?
One facelift away from pure Liberace.
She’s going the way of Kathy Lee Gifford. Makeup cake face, endless range of stupid expressions and annoying as hell.
“Hurry up and pick something, girls. Daddy needs to get back to work at the cotton candy stand.”
Jeezus. My lounge clothes don’t even look that bad. Why the hell is she wearing that. Looks like she stole the outfit from some fat guys goodwill pile.
Want! The coffee and the male.
Wish these two would self-implode.
Somone needs to remind her that she isnt 17 any more. If only she would dress better and she might not be so fugly.
This is not a cheeseburger…
Looks like a cheetah escaped the Zanesville aftermath. Someone get me my rifle.
And she STILL has less camel toe than Khloe Kardashian.
I assume they named her honorary Mrs. Bones?
Hover hand.
God, she looks crappy…
At least she isn’t cursed with self-awareness.
looks like she drank 4 of those beers in that “six pack” she had.
Didn’t her hair used to be a different color?
*This* is why he had those messy hairdos for so long — all I can see now is his ears.
I’d say that’s a nice camel toe but it’s more like the whole hoof.
She looks like Magda from There’s Something About Mary.
Did someone poke her in the tummy?
oh no no no mr.! you’re not going ANYwhere!
Seriously….she needs an older man, someone in his late 50′s or early 60′s
I gotta go pee-pee, y’all!
Rudy…..Tooty Fresh and Fruity
Somewhere, the Michelin man is fapping away to this
Saddam Hussein. Moammar Gadhafi. Justin Beiber. Kim Kardashian. The cast of Jersey Shore. Anyone else I’m missing?
AH! KILL IT!!!!
who is she?
who is she????
PICTURED: A typical airhead making a dopey spaced-out face for the camera, and Vanessa Minnillo.
Yeah whoever dresses her should be fired. The costumes are hideous and do not flatter her at all.
She puts the joy in joysticks
There is always an old lady in the background saying it all with her bemused smile . I have no idea why they have an Umpa Loompa in the store either Ma’me
You must remember you can only destroy a zombie by smashing it’s head.
Wow, I missed the Parade of Whores!
Those fake eyelashes… is she playing in a remake of a clockwork orange?
Looks like the Michelin Man fucked a Peep
They told her they’d giver her the two pumpkins if she posed as “Mr. Bones” for a half hour.
I wanna have sex with this guy
anyone know where I can buy a hat like this?
Pedobear is on the Move!