Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.
*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry…
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She’s looking pretty MILFtastic lately.
Stroke & choke libtard.
Choke on my teabag, Dittohead Zombie.
He’s just gonna take a little nibble of that ear….
Wrinkled old tuna.
Mayhem is coming. Are you in good hands?
Was this taken from the future?
Here’s hoping Nick’s pulling the car around.
HAHAHA! Freaking hilarious! Marry me!
No wonder Christopher is just a Guest.
Wait a minute, are you guys SURE I can fly?
He just watched the documentary, “Kristen’s poon, The Director’s Cut.”
Your head swelled again, Jay.
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Love it!
Enough with the Lady Gaga & Donatella photos. Still Ugly!!
One more bad take and your getting a beat-down bitch.
Greasy
i bet he was just as greasy when he slipped it into Scarlett Johansson’s mouth, vag and pooper.
How else would he be able to get in? Didn’t need it, she hasn’t been tight since that age of 12.
Chris Brown flipped over those cars until Rihanna agreed to take her bra off.
Presumably so she could be nude while she watches another man do him?
Yeah, pretending you’re still in love to collection a $2 million bonus can be tough.
…doing his Adrien Brody impression.
Just think, if Nick had his sisters body he could have been a pro wrestler too.
But then again, he’d probaby have to endure his father rubbing his ass all the time too.
Dude, shower already!
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to round up my elves.”
Well, you know what they say. “When in Rome….get a hummer from Blake Lively.”
That looks like a remarkable performance.
Don’t you mean Eartha KItt?
So nice of Nick to wear a dress to his graduation!
I wonder how many hours they wait until after he leaves so they can begin removal of the statue?
he has to be the biggest asshole that ever graced the world of Hollywood. untalented hack who thought he was the hottest actor/hunk/action hero to ever live.
He’s channeling Sammy Davis Jr.
Pop!
Push, push, puuuuush!! POP!
Apparently, Michael has let all the large penis comments go to his head (pun very intended).
Seriously? Throwing Natalie Portman off a ledge just so she can use it as a bungee cord?
He, I’d do. And his wife too.
Seems in bad taste to have a caricature of Rhianna’s police photo made into a t-shirt.
Ding! +1
Does K-Mart pay her to wear their jeans, or are they just the only ones that fit these days?
Wilmer, get off the set. She’s of age now…
Why do all images associated with Chris Brown have one fucked-up eye?
The number of months remaining on her celebrity.
oh gawd not this bitch again.
Edward Furlong’s kids sure look a lot like him.
Only further proves Tim Burton is a giant necrophiliac…
Tim Burton? A necrophiliac? The guy who made Frankenwienie and Corpse Bride? I refuse to believe that!
I’ve have two bags of goodies. One is for you to choose from if you’re a hot, young starlet. The other is for if you’re anyone else.
Looks like you two are getting the “anyone else.” I’m not going to lie. That one’s mostly just Haiti shit.
But choose a picture that’s 40 years old to model the statue?
How to age gracefullly. And how not to.
Apparently trying to buy some sunscreen.
“Yor tho cute! You look good enough to eat! . . . Theriouthly! I’m gonna cover you in ba ba que thauthe and roath-t you over a thpit and eat you! Why did yor parenth leave you with me?”
At what point are you no long referred to as a Cosby “kid?”
He must be returning from Venezuela… Chavez likes it when Sean grows his hair out…
Too bad they couldn’t bronze his career.
He managed to do that all on his own.
Jay Leno, putting on his humor deflection device.
So, this is a remake of The Canyons?
Nice…
Robert Pattinson after being informed that Twilight might be made into a TV series. “Just when I thought I was out . . .”
This can’t be him…. The dude was a very good looking guy.. WTF…
See also: Grieco, Richard.