The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
    Troll's Nightmare
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    Is this video a metaphor for her career and life?

  2. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    karlito
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    reminds me of the song “brickhouse” for some reason.

  3. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
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    Where’s George Zimmerman when you need him?

  4. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
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    There were plans to unveil one for Steven Seagal too, but they couldn’t figure out how to keep it from crushing the concrete base.

  5. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Craptard
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    I’d say something like he should get a solid punch in the face for wearing black skinny jeans and boots, but then he’s with that ugly skank, so pretty much like a punch to the face all day, every day for him.

  6. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    Troll's Nightmare
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    Did I just let that cunt back in my life for money?! I am such a slut!

  7. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Urvag
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    The man in the back is weeping because he well never have as much testosterone as these two broads.

  8. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    Holy shit, I’m gonna have to beat off to Baby’s Day Out again to unsee this! -did I say that out loud

  9. Calista Flockhart Hat Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Gargamel
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    Pretty sure that is a dick on her hat.

  10. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    The poster children for the advocation of gay marriage.

  11. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
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    “It’s never going to end, never, never going to end…”

  12. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    Urvag
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    I’ve come for your daughters bitchez!

  13. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
    Craptard
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    I was shocked to see her looking reasonably dressed and no shockingly disgustingly slutty. Then I scrolled down a little more. Oh the humanity!

  14. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m never going to make fun of Richard Grieco again.

    (Okay, that was a lie.)

  15. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    bewbs
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    She had her plastic surgeon put in those fresh-squeezed orange juice deals

  16. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 26th Annual Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Craptard
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    That’s a world class ass there. Does she do anything else, other than have a great ass?

  17. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Tidbit
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    Latching onto someone’s career caught on film.

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Craptard
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    they must have sold out of the shirts that said ‘Whore’.

  19. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Urvag
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    Genius…not only do you get awesome beer in Belgium but you get a high quality urinal to piss it on.

  20. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
    Tidbit
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    Forget the moose, Incredible Hulk knuckle.

  21. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Westland Mall Shopping Center? That has to be more embarrassing than the statue of Flavor Flav next to Kennedy’s Fried Chicken on Flatbush Ave.

  22. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Gary Grant
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    I’d have her in my binder of women.

  23. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
    Gary Grant
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    I’m sure Harry Potter is fapping to those beauties.

  24. Gerard Butler
    Urvag
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    I don’t sign any autographs without my morning cup of beer.

  25. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    That’s so…Oprah?

  26. Costas Mandylor Red Face
    Urvag
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    Is this the new face of sober?

  27. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Troll's Nightmare
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    When future historians find his statue they will deduct that a great man, nay, a warrior spirit… HAHAHAHAHA, sorry I can’t finish. They’ll probably steal the statue that night and sell it as scrap.

  28. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Animal
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    Peter Dinklage, cameraman.

  29. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Someone explain to me why I saw Sofia Vergara in the thumb and then – know what, fuck the splainin’. Just skip ahead and shoot me.

  30. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    I'mCool
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    Secret of the Wings?
    Was there any doubt that when it Wings, Tyson answers it.

  31. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    Poster girl for plastic surgery fail.

  32. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    Troll's Nightmare
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    What exactly is she performing? Oral sex?

  33. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    It’s not great, but it’s the best photo Brooke Shields has taken in a while.

  34. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Tits to distract from a puzzling lack of eyebrows.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    I hate it when they try too hard and I fall for it like an asshole.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Chris
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    Yes, that’s right. I want pants that make me look incredily knock-kneed.

  37. Calista Flockhart Hat Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    In her hands a skinny latte looks fat.

  38. Gerard Butler
    Troll's Nightmare
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    Since it’s Gerard Butler shouldn’t it be Good Morning Hangover America?

  39. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    How can a guy wear pants like this without his nuts falling off? That’s a rhetorical question in this instance since this guy’s surely have.

    I cant even get a decent pair of fucking jeans anymore. I was in The Gap the other day and some fruit in a pink sweater comes up asking me what I was looking for, so I told him “jeans that real guys wear, not those wetsuit, skin tight jeans” and they literally didnt have one style that was loose/baggy, it was ridiculous.

  40. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    Animal
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    Activia makes a gal frisky!!!

  41. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
    Little Tongue
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    Looks like J-Lo’s nipple pincher has found himself a new client!

  42. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    Apparently someone is very excited about the citrus.

  43. Josh Brolin Shirtless Shaved Head Oldboy Set
    Troll's Nightmare
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    Is Photo Boy trying to tell us something about himself? Few days ago a male model, now this.

  44. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    Animal
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    He’s as excited about “Breaking Dawn” as I am.

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    That chick casts an odd shadow.

  46. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Troll's Nightmare
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    Still fat. But I guess she’s stronger for it.

  47. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Animal
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    Two cunts. No brains.

  48. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
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    Why is he carrying around his rape kit?

  49. Nicollette Sheridan Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Animal
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    If she’s trying to outwalk her outfit, I’m okay with that.

  50. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    Who is that and why is she with Paul Deen the prediabetic years?

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