The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
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    Oh look, Rihanna almost naked…how newsworthy

  2. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
    Tiger
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    Not pictured: Eric Cartman with lipstick on his hand

    • meeps!

      Damn it. I gotta get here faster.
      I was gonna go with Not pictured: Jennifer Garner giving her best performance to date…

  3. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    She has her Dad’s face and her mothers bulky rack.

  4. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    Damn, why’s she got the brights on during daytime? The running lights would be enough.

    • Deacon Jones

      Implants. That’s one of the nice side effects.

      God I would pump this woman so hard. Like a fucking dog in heat.

  5. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    When did she become a grandmother?

  6. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
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    Ugh…it’s like your mom hugging your grandmother, from behind.

  7. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    kimmykimkim
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    Oh, yaay.

  8. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yikes! No one wants granny lesbian porn!

  9. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Now watch me bite that ear off…

  10. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Josephus
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    Men’s penises swell when they see large breasts. Now we know it also works in reverse.

  11. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    “Gee your plastic surgery looks terrific.”

  12. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
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    Looks like Tim Burton finally put his claymation team on some serious work.

  13. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Dick Folgers
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    Bai Ling has put on some weight!

  14. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    “I grew this one from an ear!”

  15. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    Tiger
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    Goot efening.

  16. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
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    Me too.

  17. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    yoop
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    “The Candy Man can, Man!”

  18. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m not lying, I’d let them double-team me.

  19. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Demi Moore & Kelly Osbourne an item?

  20. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
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    “Ok Robert…now show me ‘brooding’. uh, could you ‘brood’ more? ok forget it, show me ‘the whole world knows my girlfriend is a whore’…PERFECT!”

  21. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
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    Stand back!! Alien crotch about to hatch!

  22. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    It’s only a matter of time before Melanie Griffith’s plastic surgeon eventually kills someone.

  23. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    BigOkie
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    A reverse butter-face. Kinda pretty face with a body that needs some… work.

  24. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    hijkmno
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    butter face.

  25. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    ThisWillHurt
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    Really? That’s too bad, because I just got off the phone with Everyone and they tell me that after spending the night with you last weekend, Everyone missed their period. Looks like you and Everyone are going to spend the rest of your lives together. How do you feel about Everyone now?

  26. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    B&WMinstrel
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    Hammier than a bag of radios

  27. Chris Brown
    kimmykimkim
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    Die.

  28. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
    Deacon Jones
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    **psst**

    “Leo, keep your head down, fucking paps! OHH you bad boy, you! GahHH, stop, stop!”

  29. Costas Mandylor Red Face
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    “Why does everyone ask me where the chocolate riverboat boards?”

  30. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Is that herpes on her lip?

  31. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
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    Whatever deal with the devil he and Madonna made, it’s clearly been called due…they’re both withering away like an old gypsy lady cursed “thinner”

  32. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    Stacy, will you marry me?

    *trollface*

  33. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    irocksocksoff
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    Sometimes I’ll do something and I’ll think to myself, “That is so Raven.” And then other times I’ll do stuff and I’ll be like, “That was not very Raven.” This picture is sort-of Raven.

  34. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    kimmykimkim
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    Um, soooo, she’s got elf ears? The fuck?

  35. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    BigOkie
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    Her plastic surgery has no made it so that she can only eat if people throw pieces of day-old bread at her duck face.

  36. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
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    I know the feeling, dude.

  37. Torrie Wilson Bikini
    BigOkie
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    Couple of nice puppies there!

  38. Jay Leno Helmet
    rican
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    Gazoo!!

  39. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
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    Music, huh? That’s fine; he’s failed at everything else.

  40. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    President Barack Obama
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    He’s just sad that it’s going to be at least another month that he has to keep pretending to be straight.

  41. Rihanna Nipples See Through Dress Fire Music Video Set
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    Women love to be victims. “He hit me” as she’s running back to spread her legs yet again. She’s got money as a 1 percenter, to hire bodyguards, to get far away etc…so why go back? So she as a libtard can perpetually carry on her victimhood. Libtards are so STUPID!!!!!!!!!

    • llol

      What a logical take on things.

    • @witandfit, or as we libtards call it, halfwit&unfit…
      Question: What kind of a moron equates a picture of Rihanna flashing her high beams to something political?
      Answer: Someone whose family and his friend are sick and tired of listening to his bullshit.
      Musta seen MItt get throttled in tonight’s debate and developed a shitty attitude.

  42. Chris Brown
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    I don’t mean to give anyone the impression that I give a rat fuck about Rhianna, but I do wish he would die.

  43. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
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    The statue is as stiff as his personality.

  44. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Deacon Jones
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    “What kind of a crap deal?”

  45. Nicollette Sheridan Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    I don’t know what she was trying to achieve here, but if it involved getting my attention, it worked.

  46. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 26th Annual Carousel Of Hope Ball
    BigOkie
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    Sexy as hell!!!

  47. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    kimmykimkim
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    Oh, man. Poor thing. Those thighs.

    • I knew a chick once who started to get all hippy like this. Told her to get on the stairmaster before it was too late. She ignored me. Now you can park your beer on her hips like you’re at the fuckin’ pub.

  48. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
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    I don’t know who she is, but her “performance” must be some heady art because it just looks like a hooker tossing the peace sign to me.

  49. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    I was looking for a nipple before I realized this wasn’t Bai Ling.

  50. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    Holy shit, that waist.

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