The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    Contusion
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    “I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.”

  2. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
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    Ahh, what I wouldn’t give to be Jamie Lee Curtis’s penis in this picture.

  3. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Mumra
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    I understand Nick attended that school so he could change stations on the car radio without turning his best friends into vegetables.

  4. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    EricLr
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    Well, don’t dress up too much for us.

  5. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    This is the best Awkward Family Portrait entry yet!

  6. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    Contusion
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    Right back atcha.

  7. Renee Olstead Cleavage Dita Von Teese Collection Launch
    SIN
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    Oh yeah!! Pierced Nip.

  8. Gerard Butler
    Crissy
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    Another one that REALLY needs to shower. And a couple of months of sleep!

  9. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
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    Just because she put some make up on, doesn’t mean she wont stab you in your sleep.

  10. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
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    Those veins on her knockers look like a map of the tributaries of the Amazon.

  11. Torrie Wilson Bikini
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    2 small dogs and still looks way manlier than… Wait… sorry,… forgot she was with A-Rod…

  12. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
    Crissy
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    WTF! Wipe off that stupid grin!

  13. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    She’s aging in dog years too…why her boobies so sad?

  14. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
    Contusion
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    the crotch of a barbie doll.

  15. Josh Brolin Shirtless Shaved Head Oldboy Set
    EricLr
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    Isn’t he a little old for a movie with “Boy” still in the title?

  16. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    Mumra
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    He got the lollipop for not punching out any flight attendants while the plane was in the air.

  17. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
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    Is it called a “graduation” if his mom already signed him up for the next session of lessons?

  18. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    SIN
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    Raven has turned into one ugly lesbian.

  19. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    kimmykimkim
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    Come to Butthead.

  20. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
    leesigh3
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    K-Stew is at it again! Poor Rob.

  21. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 26th Annual Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Contusion
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    Seacrest…out. No, seriously. OUT.

  22. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
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    It’s a camel tongue

  23. Costas Mandylor Red Face
    EricLr
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    You would be amazed at the clothing bargains you can find in a dumpster these days.

  24. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Hedgehog
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    Who knew the big one was the pretty one

  25. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Crissy
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    So unpopular that she needed to wear a shirt that let the people know why she was there…

  26. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
    SIN
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    One good looking MILF.

    • Troll's Nightmare

      Sad, but probably she will not gain back her pre-birth body. But looks like she’s trying to get at least 80-90% of it back. Kudos!

  27. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    You know the old adage, somewhere, someone is tired of fucking this hottie. In this case, that somewhere is about 5 pictures ago, with Neil Diamond.

  28. Jay Leno Helmet
    EricLr
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    The one guy on a motorcycle who I *don’t* want wearing a helmet.

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Contusion
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    Just tell us the truth…she pays you a certain amount of money to feature her every day. At least level with us. Because if I knew you were getting paid I would understand. But otherwise, no one wants to see this thing ever again.

    • Deacon Jones

      I like my weekly dose of her.

      But I’m getting very, very impatient waiting for that bukkake video to hit the internets.

      • Troll's Nightmare

        I like her too. But even I have to admit her tits look ridiculous here. Like two cannons sticking out on a battleship. But with nipples.

  30. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    EricLr
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    I know I left my career around here somewhere.

  31. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    Mumra
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    Drunk man stumbling.

  32. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    BenDoverman
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    Rorge Looney at your service!

  33. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Minky Wail
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    Let me guess, she heard “Secret” and “Wings” and thought she was getting a VIP tour at KFC.

  34. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
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    Is it any wonder the EU is a complete fucking mess.

  35. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
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    Those are two nice Cantina Bowls. I take back everything bad I said about Head Chef Lorena Garcia.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Cocksider
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    This guy is watching the ass or the ilusion legs….

  37. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Crissy
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    Fucking turds!

  38. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Nice haunches.

  39. Costas Mandylor Red Face
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    So this is the guy that caused that Banana Boat recall?

  40. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    EricLr
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    Yeah, tough life kid. You’ve got a mansion, everything you want, a movie career that you never earned, etc.–BUT OMG YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE OCCASIONAL PAPARAZZI TAKING YOUR PICTURE! POOR THING!

  41. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    BenDoverman
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    No men may want us but at least we have each other!

  42. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    Looks legit.

  43. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    Tiger
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    Then we stick a giant spinning corkscrew between them and voila! Instant Cenobite!

  44. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    EricLr
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    And that’s just their heroin and snack luggage.

  45. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Maybe Fassbender shouldn’t go around murdering starlets when there are cameras around

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Crissy
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    Ok, WTF is up with her legs? Is that photoshop?

  47. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    That’s one well-breast-fed baby.

  48. Costas Mandylor Red Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    Street begging is far more effective when you look pregnant.

  49. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
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    I don’t know what pregnancy did to her boobs, but she didn’t waste any time getting implants afterwards.

  50. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
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    Maxipad Toe?

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