The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
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    Why is he posing next to a Mitt Romney statue?

  2. Gerard Butler
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    THIS. IS. NOT. A PEN!

  3. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
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    Did her doctor have a “Buy one, get one half-deflated” sale?

  4. Josh Brolin Shirtless Shaved Head Oldboy Set
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    Tommy Lee Jones rubbed off on him good..

  5. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
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    Look! Look at how much weight I lost! You can only tell by my left ear, though…

  6. Costas Mandylor Red Face
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    I don’t know who this is, but someone’s been messing around in the Jenna Jameson tanning bed again.

  7. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
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    Damn, Bai Ling’s gotten fat.

  8. Jay Leno Helmet
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    Does this helmet make my chin look big?

  9. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    Damn, Lindsay stole her colagen again!

  10. Torrie Wilson Bikini
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    Come on, we need to find my other boob!

  11. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    My baby only eats pre-chewed stuffed animals. What do you say to that, Alicia Silverstone?

  12. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
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    Next week Gaga will be wearing that.

  13. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Awww, Kelly’s girlfriend is helping her push the cart, how sweet.

  14. Calista Flockhart Hat Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Must not inhale. Coffee smell has calories too.

  15. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
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    Helena Bonem Carter may have the best zombie cleavege, but Sharon Stone has the best zombie girl-penis!

  16. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 26th Annual Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    What are you so happy about? You’ll look like Sharon Stone too.

  17. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    CT
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    I would love to see how some of you fucking losers look…quit trying so hard to make a funny.

  18. Mike Tyson Turtleneck Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    Will Smiths youngest daughter can’t sing, dance or act.. so they are marrying her off to Mike Tyson.

  19. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage BFI London Film Festival Awards
    Bigalkie
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    A little make up goes a long way

  20. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    Bigalkie
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    Kojack.. Starring Sean Penn.. Who Loves Ya Baby!

  21. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Bigalkie
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    Bearding agrees with her. She is gorgeous..

  22. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    Bigalkie
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    I met a strange man, he came from Brussels. Four foot eight and full of muscles.

  23. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    Bigalkie
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    Give or take an inch.. How big is Axel?

  24. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    Bigalkie
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    Jesus Christ.. She used to be so freaking hot.. WTF

  25. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    Bigalkie
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    What a fucking asshole!

  26. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Bigalkie
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    Fairies wear boots

  27. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Phenix
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    Um… Nursing makes your boobs huge. She’s probably pumping and dumping for the kids sake. The huge Tata’s are a side benefit.

  28. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    Dave
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    Karl Malden’s nose finally found a new host.

  29. Renee Olstead Cleavage Dita Von Teese Collection Launch
    Dish
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    Ermagherd, nerp slerp

  30. Nicollette Sheridan Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    caley
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    Pretty sure she’s sitting on a 16-year-old’s shoulders.

  31. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    caley
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    “Should we tell him that’s actually a conceptual statue or E.R. era George Clooney boxing?”
    “It wouldn’t matter…”

  32. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    caley
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    “Elliooooooooooot!”

  33. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    caley
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    I’d hate everyone too if I was her and got my mom’s talent and my dad’s ears.

  34. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    caley
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    And Rainbow Brite settles gracelessly into middle age…

  35. Nicollette Sheridan Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    squishy
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    Someone needs to report her to the local car wash because she obviously stole some there shit!!

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