The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.22.12

October 22nd, 2012 // 688 Comments

Welcome to another super-sized Monday installment of The Crap We Missed that we almost couldn’t fit everything into until we lubed it up with Sean Penn‘s hair grease. We’ve also got the awkward moment when Neil Diamond realizes that George Clooney is changing the lyrics to publicly kick Stacy Keibler to the curb, Robert Pattinson broods harder than he’s ever brooded before, Helena Bonham Carter busts out the sweetest rack you’ll ever see on a walking corpse*, Costas Mandylor??, and finally, one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. Seriously, why not just dangle that kid above the snapping jaws of an alligator, give her a fighting chance.

*Subject to change upon the death/zombie resurrection of Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    martian
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    special fx makeup artist have been working on melanie griffith arm to make it look like a “beginning phase” zombie arm. gross.

  2. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
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    Way past his time. Used to be really cool.

  3. Renee Olstead Cleavage Dita Von Teese Collection Launch
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    Hello, Renee’s pierced nipple! She is definitely one of the sexiest women I’ve ever seen. Amazing singer and good actress.

    She looks hammered here though.

  4. Chris Brown
    martian
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    I hate this douche. Is this guy artistically worth somehow?

  5. Chris Brown
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    Remember the days when men who beat women were pariahs, never to show their face in public again? I miss those days.

  6. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
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    She always looks so excited to be seen. I cannot honestly remember ever seeing her smile.

  7. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
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    She looks like Hulk Hogan’s illegitimate Latina daughter.

  8. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
    egads
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    I think someone needs to go live with the auntie and uncle in bel-air.

  9. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
    egads
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    I actually shuttered when I scrolled down to see those pants she’s wearing…why, oh why?

  10. Jay Leno Helmet
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    Can never forgive him for what he did to Conan.

  11. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
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    That’s just fucking sad.

  12. Hilary Duff Cleavage Son Luca
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    Forget Hilary Duff. Give me some Lalaine Vargas. Always was way hotter than Duff and still is.

  13. Willow Smith I Hate Everyone Jacket
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    It’s so cute when children think people give a fuck about their opinions.

  14. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
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    Get some proper fucking pants, asshole!

    I like Kelly. A lot. But what kind of woman would be seen out in public with a man wearing nut-hugger jeans? She just lost some points on that one.

  15. Calista Flockhart Hat Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Would bone.

  16. Natalie Portman Cleavage Michael Fassbender Red Sunglasses
    Jon Hex
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    Are we sure this isn’t a secret Daredevil movie?

  17. Sharon Stone Yoga Pants
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    Nice vag.

  18. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Dress 26th Annual Carousel Of Hope Ball
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    One of Hollywood’s last remaining beards. Hope she has somebody tapping that ass, cause we know for damn sure Seacrest isn’t touching that thing.

  19. Kelly Clarkson Huge Butt Tight Jeans
    Dr. Feel OK
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    I’d eat every inch of that big, gorgeous ass, paying particular attention to its sweet, puckered center.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    Looks like she’s smuggling two grapes.

  21. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Jon Hex
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    It’s going to get real confusing when every girl refers to their gay friend as “boyfriend.”

  22. Chris Brown
    tlmck
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    What’s his nickname again? Young Cheesy?

  23. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    tlmck
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    Yeah. Like he’s really capable of deep thought.

  24. Jean-Claude Van Damme Statue Of Himself
    tlmck
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    These days, the statue could kick his ass.

  25. Neil Diamond George Clooney Singing Together 26th Annniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball
    Put It In
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    Is that a rain forest it Neil’s Ear?

  26. Chris Brown
    Put It In
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    The Pyramid.

    I knew the Illuminati was behind making this talentless bozo famous?

  27. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    Put It In
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    Who is this dude?

  28. Jennifer Gimenez Cleavage
    Put It In
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    She looks smelly.

  29. Costas Mandylor Red Face
    Put It In
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    THis picture reminds me of art. A flower. The Beautiful landscape of Ireland. The birth of a child. Moonlight Sanata. Cool breeze of the ocean water softly hitting your face. The soft belly of a baby puppy.

  30. Lara Flynn Boyle Bad Facial Surgery
    Put It In
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    Why the long face?

  31. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
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    He smiled and soldiered through the photo shoot, but deep inside, Joe Pesci made an oath not to ever let Boy George talk him into fucking anything again.

  32. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
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    Look at the ass on her. I want to get in there an wear her ass out.

  33. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
    Frenchgal
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    Oh God that’s just a pathetic pose ! Did he want to chanel Rodin’s Le Penseur or what ? Pussy..

  34. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    guttboy
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    Who knew, I guess he COULD act his way out of a paper bag…..

  35. Renee Olstead Cleavage Dita Von Teese Collection Launch
    Ana
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    Nipple!

  36. Kelly Osbourne Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    Ana
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    Mosshart -> Mosshat -> Asshat

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Ana
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    Why are her nipples so high up?

  38. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Hugging Jamie Lee Curtis The Childrens Hospital Los Angeles Gala: Noche de Ninos
    loeber
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    JLC could be in the ground for a week and she would still be hotter than Firecrotch.

  39. Robert Pattinson Brooding The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Photocall
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    Look, Robert. I’m sorry. I just don’t have any spare change.

  40. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    spartacus
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    Mongo hold Diploma, make Nick happy.

  41. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
    spartacus
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    What a cunt

  42. Chris Brown
    spartacus
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    He’s just an utter cowardly cunt

  43. Lana Del Rey Daisy Dukes
    NattyIce
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    What is that? “V” for vagina?

  44. Raven Symone Cleavage Secret Of The Wings Premiere
    elliotspitzer
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    Oy vey. After losing a ton of weight, she blew back up like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day balloon.

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Ronaldo
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    I like that

  46. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples See Through Shirt Butt Yoga Pants Eating Soft Pretzel
    Ronaldo
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    Looking good

  47. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
    your mom
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    Wonder who’s dick is bigger?

  48. Linda Hogan Brooke Hogan Nick Hogan Graduation From Icon Collective Music School
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    Oh, why did they shorten his name? Brookenica is so much prettier.

  49. Ben Affleck Backseat Of Car
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    That awkward moment when Ben Affleck accidentally on purpose drove into Blake Lively’s wedding.

  50. Sean Penn Greasy Hair Lolipop
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    Christian Bale could pull off this look, why can’t I?

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