The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

October 21st, 2013 // 655 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying this young man with a lifetime of masturbatory fantasies. There’s even Tom Hardy encouraging kids to regularly brush their teeth.

See? This thing doesn’t always have to be negati– Oh, goddamnit Earvin Johnson III, you cartoon gay person, I almost made it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
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    every day. and twice on sundays.

  2. Zac Efron Drunk Driving Falling Asleep At The Wheel Chateau Marmont
    JoeBB
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    I wonder if the garage at the Chateau Marmont has special retaining walls to protect the general public from all the stoned-out-of-their-godamned-minds celebrities who’ve decided to go for a drive/walk before they OD in their rooms.

    • It’s eight inch thick concrete with Titanium rebar on all sides. it was updated after the infamous Downey Jr./ Sam Kinison bulldozer drag race of ’91.

  3. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
    anonymous
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    Looking a bit psycho here. He must have done something to upstage her.

  4. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
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    I love to motorboat this ’59er.

  5. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    boner.

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    Those boobs look fun. For me. Not her.

  7. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
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    boner gone

  8. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
    JoeBB
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    The wonders of the new Meth Diet.

  9. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
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    Chances are he’ll still be able to bang your mom.

  10. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    photoshop, you ol’ devil!

  11. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    JoeBB
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    She’s like Hitler, only without the sweet and gentle side.

    • crb

      Exactly this.

      Whenever you see her in one of the Halloween photos, regardless of what she’s dressed-as, she always looks like “The wicked witch of the x.”, or “The Evil A of B.”

      –She could be breastfeeding a newborn fawn while caressing the golden glowing face of Emma Stone with the world’s fluffiest angora rabbit,

      -and still look like pure, goddamned Evil.

  12. Michael Bolton G-A-Y Heaven Nigtclub Performance
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    “No, I will not perform dressed as Captain Jack. Please stop asking.”

  13. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
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    Would you feel comfotable eating on the set of show about a cannibal?

  14. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
    bonky
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    Jenna Jameson on the set of “The Dina Lohan Story”.

  15. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    that is a very good angle. angles. whatever.

  16. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
    JoeBB
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    You better shape up.

  17. Brooke Shields A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
    JoeBB
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    Just listening to the voices now.

  18. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    Walking to settle his stomach, a young Hannibal regretted his choice of a cheap Liebfraumilch and canned green beans to accompany a kidney pie.

  19. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Bubba
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    QUICK! Someone please tell me if it’s possible for your boner to explode at the head like a cartoon thermometer! We are at threat level midnight here….

  20. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
    anonymous
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    I think her ovary/vagina reconstruction didn’t go the way she wanted.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    “Ma’am!! Ma’am! Please don’t lift the dress any higher. No one wants to see that. Thank you.”

  22. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
    o'chunt
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    Has she got new bolt-ons or what?

  23. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
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    It is alive!!!!!!!!

  24. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
    bonky
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    GMILF SIGHTING !

  25. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
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    I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.

  26. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
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    Halloween is 10 days away…this is just her normal make up session, isn’t it?

  27. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tank Top Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    Finally the Jeter is out of her.

  28. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    JoeBB
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    Well, I guess if you’re going to be a whore, you’ve got to start dressing like one, huh?

  29. Jennifer Akerman Bra See Through Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    I would be Nalin’ this Akerman.

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    (boing)

  31. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Untouched by Ryan.

  32. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    NOT doing porn has been rough on her.

  33. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
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    {insert “Paris Hilton is looking great!” here}

  34. Barbara Walters A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    Almost didn’t recognize her without the vaseline covered lens she is in front of on TV.

  35. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    I like my big asses sandy.

  36. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
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    Is it just me, or does it look like her vagina lights up?

  37. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    o'chunt
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    That’s one crafty way of flipping the bird.

  38. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    Looks like her colostomy bag is showing through.

  39. Tom Hardy Brown Crooked Teeth 57th BFI London Film Festival.
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    Seriously, what is it about the English and their teeth?

    And dont give me that government healthcare shit, everyones teeth outside the US would look like this then

  40. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
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    And as a side job, he sells clothes that “fell off the truck.”

  41. Jennifer Akerman Bra See Through Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
    JoeBB
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    That family has some quality genes.

  42. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
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    She went as a dried up flower, did she?

  43. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
    JoeBB
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    The craziest thing to ever invade Poland.

  44. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
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    Going to the club. Gay club. Cause they all wear black shirts there.

  45. Russell Brand Touching Female Fan
    bonky
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    “Show me Russell, show me which hand you used to beat off that fat, drunk, sweaty, sixty year old guy with the ugly dog dick until it blew a load of cobwebs in your face ?”

  46. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
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    Less swallowing, more spitting Johnny

  47. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    She deserves an Asscademy Award.

  48. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    Kazaim
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    Even Khloe is hotter than this..

  49. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    That’s a big-ass ass.

  50. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Snooki's Taint
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    She’s happy to see me

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