The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

October 21st, 2013 // 655 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying this young man with a lifetime of masturbatory fantasies. There’s even Tom Hardy encouraging kids to regularly brush their teeth.

See? This thing doesn’t always have to be negati– Oh, goddamnit Earvin Johnson III, you cartoon gay person, I almost made it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    ugliest legs in whoredom.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got it goin’ on all right. Golly!

  3. Andy Cohen Picking His Nose Wearing Cardinals Jacket
    joe
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    Two bucks says the Smails kid eats it.

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Turkey’s done!

    It’s not what you think, my penis just popped up.

  5. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Now that’s how you start a fucking week. If I wasn’t at work right now, I’d be fapping so hard. It’s gonna be a great night.

  6. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
    George P Burdell
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    Are they putting things on or taking them off?

  7. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
    Frank Burns
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    “I’m tellin’ ya guys, with this hat I’m sure to get the lead in the touring company of ‘Newsies’! Its a dream come true! The waitresses at Denny’s won’t be able to keep their hands off me. Take that, Bar Rafaeli!”

  8. Tom Hardy Brown Crooked Teeth 57th BFI London Film Festival.
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    we should send a few boats full of toothbrushes to England again. They lost the last shipment.

  9. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    JC
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    If you’re going make a front-braid in the shape of a beaver tail and wear an upside-down tutu, you really should smile. Otherwise, you’ll just look like an asshole.

  10. Quentin Tarantino Grand Lyon Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Two bolts in his neck and he’s good to go for Halloween.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Seriously, when is his butchering of the Frankenstein story going to make the silver screen.

  11. Jamie Foxx Annie Set
    George P Burdell
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    I have pictures of Katie’s titties not screen-capped from The Gift. Wanna see?

  12. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    How I Met That Tapeworm.

  13. Barbara Walters A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    “I spwained my wist!”

  14. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
    Lisa
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    Is she wearing a chastity belt? Because I don’t think she fully grasps the concept.

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
    Cock Dr
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    She looks like a geriatric transvestite…was that the look she and her plastic surgeon were hoping for?

  16. Brooke Shields A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    still would. I have issues.

  17. Zac Efron Drunk Driving Falling Asleep At The Wheel Chateau Marmont
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    He’s not drunk. He’s high on cocaine. Perfect condition to drive in. Just look at Lindsay Lohan’s spotless driving record.

  18. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
    Bonky
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    Hayden always finds it hilarious when normal sized men try to hit on her.

  19. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
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    I would. You bet your ass I would.

  20. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    Cock Dr
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    Once you’ve spent a few months in a women’s correctional facility you spend the rest of your life making up for wearing those inmate uniforms.

  21. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
    George P Burdell
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    Demonstrating the dildo size needed to complete her Catherine the Great Halloween costume .

  22. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Gary Grant
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    More than a mouthful.

  23. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    This is her only real talent. But it’s quite a talent.

  24. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
    Bonky
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    “Oh shit, is that guy carrying an air conditioner ?”

  25. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Photoshop. Thank God.

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    So when will her “leaked” tape hit the internet?

  27. Miranda Kerr Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Heart-ons for everyone

  28. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
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    horse, whore, huarache sandals, Hamm mouth, who?

  29. Elijah Wood Mouth Open Toad Road Premiere
    George P Burdell
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    I am not gay! [Stomps foot for emphasis.]

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage Hugging Male Fan Shoreditch House
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    Always trying to outdo Russell, Katy tries to rally a random bar patron for a quick shag in the loo.

  31. Maitland Ward Cleavage 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    She didn’t have those when she was on Boy Meets World.

  32. Katy Perry Cleavage Hugging Male Fan Shoreditch House
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    I’ve got a good joke about how retarded that guy looks, but I’m suspecting “Shoreditch House” might be a group home for the mentally handicapped, so in the name of good taste I’ll just say Katy Perry apparently likes fucking the mentally handicapped.

    Sorry, that’s as close to “good taste” as I get.

  33. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
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    Can this chick make herself any less desirable?

  34. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
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    He really does wear his beard well.

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage Hugging Male Fan Shoreditch House
    anonymous
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    Was wondering what Brendan Fraser has been up to….haven’t seen him in a new movie in years.

  36. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    Forget her minga, I can damn near see her Gary.

  37. Barbara Walters A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
    George P Burdell
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    How many time has Kris Jenner been honest in her lifetime?

  38. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
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    “This is WHAT?”

  39. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    Bonky
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    “Not a black guy in sight…. this stupid app is worthless.”

  40. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
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    She is oddly attractive. Emphasis on odd.

  41. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: “Dear God, what is that thing?” will echo in your perfect ears.

    • Good reference, dude.

    • Holy fuck, what the hell are the chances that I just posted another Princess Bride quote back on the Tom Hanks photo?!

      • let’s see, approx 2800 superficial posts per year, times number of years we’ve been commenting 2800X6 16,600 total posts, odds of Princess Bride reference in same post at least 1 in 27,556,000,000.

        Freaky.

        But I’m not done with jenna yet:

        It was only a matter of time before the industry took a toll on Jenna, and from the look of things that toll was taken with a two-by-four.
        Someone could have made a lot of money betting that one day photos of Jenna Jameson could be used to prevent masturbation.

  42. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    I warned him about hooking up with Janice from Electric Mayem.

  43. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
    George P Burdell
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    They got little baby legs
    That stand so low
    You got to pick em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That go beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin’ peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They’re gonna get you every time

  44. Miranda Kerr Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Right back at ya Mrs Elf Prince.

  45. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
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    Well that forever disproves the myth of rock stars and hot wives.

  46. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    Now I see the definition of dried up hag.

  47. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
    alex
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    Those are some big fun bags.

  48. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    George P Burdell
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    Demonstrating how she spent her time in prison.

  49. Quentin Tarantino Grand Lyon Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Something tells me he sees bare feet.

  50. Jim Carrey Silly Face Signing Childrens Book How Roland Rolls
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    You’d think this is part of dumb and dumber but it is just Jim being Jim.

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