The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

October 21st, 2013 // 655 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying this young man with a lifetime of masturbatory fantasies. There’s even Tom Hardy encouraging kids to regularly brush their teeth.

See? This thing doesn’t always have to be negati– Oh, goddamnit Earvin Johnson III, you cartoon gay person, I almost made it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tom Hardy Brown Crooked Teeth 57th BFI London Film Festival.
    Ken
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    I don’t think this guy looks the same in any two photos

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    I’m not even sure this is a living thing. Not sure about the “living”, that is. She’s definitely got the “thing” part down.

  3. Quentin Tarantino Grand Lyon Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Fame, money, critical recognition – and yet, every morning he’s gotta look at that fucking face in the mirror.

  4. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
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    “Zombie Richard Wright is about to attack – I better blow up this clothes rack!”

  5. Elijah Wood Mouth Open Toad Road Premiere
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    I’m not even in the same country, but God I want to stalk this dude and sneak into his closet at tnight and cut out every collar button on every single one of his fucking shirts.

  6. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    “Relax, people. I’ve carate-chopped the killer christmas tree. Everything is under control.”

  7. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
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    Not nice, having your assistant carry you like that. Didn’t know she was a furry.

  8. Elijah Wood Mouth Open Toad Road Premiere
    Deva
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    “WELL I THINK YOU’RE GAY!!!”

  9. Colin Farrell Long Hair Ruth Wilson Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    “Come on, Mullet Morrissey, shag me now or I kill your parents!”

  10. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
    Deva
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    “Well, what the dickens are you doing down there my third Oscar chances?”

  11. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    Faucet vajazzling is the new anal bleaching.

  12. Russell Brand Touching Female Fan
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    “No, let me show you: first you update the app and then you refresh the- listen, do we absolutely have to do this right now?”

  13. Andy Cohen Picking His Nose Wearing Cardinals Jacket
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    ” As ever Andy still could not chew on his finger nails correctly.”

  14. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    RestingBitchFace
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    The only person in the world who could make a third nipple look sexy.

  15. Russell Brand Touching Female Fan
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    “Jackin it Jackin it Jackin it in San Diego !”

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
    RestingBitchFace
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    The “minga” show? I’m going to assume I’m looking at a very ugly, obnoxious penis in a pink dress.

  17. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    JanDen Pantierre slasher fiction? Get on it, internet.

  18. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    Bonky
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    “I have confidence in sunshine,
    I have confidence in rain,
    I have confidence that spring will come again….”

  19. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    coljack
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    Oh my god, oh my god, oh fuck, oh shit…oh no…I just converted to Mormonism.

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
    derpsiedoo
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    How’d that guy who shot up Fort Hood get out?

  21. Barbara Walters A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    Over or under, she last gave a BJ five years ago? I say within the last year (throwing up in my mouth).

  22. Brooke Shields A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    I feel like I’ve been sucked into a time warp. She actually looks semi-decent here.

  23. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    Auditioning actors to play Wilson in a Castaway remake:
    Hello, Mr. Dinklage, I’m Tom Hanks…no, no…wait…Yo, Dinklage, Tom Hanks here…ahem…ahem…Hiya, Pete, call me Tom

  24. Eva Mendes Butt Tight Pants
    schmidtler
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    thanks, fish – if you hadn’t posted this pic, I’d have had to turn my head almost 30 degrees to look out my window at one of the fat puerto rican ladies walking down the street.

  25. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
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    Ok, I gotta say it. “Long” is not a good look for titties.

  26. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    I’d love to give her ass a thorough tongue banging!

  27. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Kylie looked and looked, but she didn’t even see a train, let alone any kind of wreckage. Oh, well, people shout out the strangest things sometimes…

  28. Michael Bolton G-A-Y Heaven Nigtclub Performance
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    Not the same without the hair. Now it just seems like we’re making fun of an old queen.

    What? What? BALDWIN can say it and it’s cool, but I’M a homophobe! FINE!

  29. Jamie Foxx Annie Set
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    No, Jamie, “It’s ok because I’m black” does NOT extend to Hitler ‘staches.

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
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    His handlers are too chickenshit to tell him that the “Airbike” was a scam.

  31. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
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    That’s right, Ms. Stone, this essence is PURE Gelfling.

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Photoshop.
    *Crumples up heartfelt apology to black guys everywhere.

  33. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
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    “I’m all but certain this is they way Sean Connery explained it to me, but by gawd, I better lift off here pretty fucking soon. I’m almost to the bottom.”

  34. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Holding Giant Stuffed Animal
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    “OK, here, Kaley. You can play with my stuffed horse. But don’t forget I get to play with your stuffed brassiere.”

  35. Michael Bolton G-A-Y Heaven Nigtclub Performance
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    “Dude, you look like you’re singing The 23rd Psalm or something…it’s only Captain Jack Sparrow.”

  36. Jamie Foxx Annie Set
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    “Jamie, what part do you play in Annie?
    “The black guy.”

  37. Perla Hudson Cleavage Devil Horns Slash Wife
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    To complete the transformation, the make-up artist plans to tape her tits to her shoulders and have her wear a black blazer so she looks like either The Devil or Mike Ditka.

  38. Colin Farrell Long Hair Ruth Wilson Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    “Yes, Mr. Farrell, back here in the fourth row…now that the young woman standing there beside you seems to like you, do you plan on getting lucky tonight?”

  39. Jim Carrey Silly Face Signing Childrens Book How Roland Rolls
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    “Like I tried to explain to Jenny McCarthy, no, it’s not a tic, but it IS a predominant family trait.”

  40. Jennifer Akerman Bra See Through Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    I thought “Damn, that’s some good makeup job on ‘ole Renee Zellweger, or did she finally spit out the lemon she’s usually sucking?”

  41. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    oh, dear god (swallows tongue whole)

  42. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers
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    “I better get going. I need to stop for tampons on the way home.”

  43. Jennifer Akerman Bra See Through Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    She’s stunning. I hope she starts appearing in a lot of films, especially the ones in which she’ll need to be naked!

  44. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Why is it that most of these beautiful young women are 40 years younger than I am? It just ain’t fair, I tell ya!

  45. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
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    I have to cut her some slack. It’s not like she got old on purpose.

  46. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
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    And so it begins… the slow, yet sure divergence between Kendal Jenner and the, “Dudley Do-Right” chinned one.

  47. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
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    Other than her hands and that giant vein in her boob she looks good… real goo.. I’m sorry, now I can’t stop staring at that giant vein on her boob. I mean, she’s covered it up with make-up, but… but you can still see the outline. Dear God, it follows you around the room!!

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
    Lol
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    Oh. My. God. What the did she do to herself. What the fuck was she thinking.

  49. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    Jenn
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    Martha, the crazy bitch of the north. No clicking of the heels will make this a good thing.

  50. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
    Phoenix
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    Tom Hanks is Jewish?!

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