The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.21.13

October 21st, 2013 // 655 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I bookended with Kelly Brook because despite all of the shots like these I make you look at, I want you to know that I care. I’m considerate of others, just like Zac Efron who would never endanger multiple lives by drunk driving, or Katy Perry supplying this young man with a lifetime of masturbatory fantasies. There’s even Tom Hardy encouraging kids to regularly brush their teeth.

See? This thing doesn’t always have to be negati– Oh, goddamnit Earvin Johnson III, you cartoon gay person, I almost made it out,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tom Hanks Saving Mr Banks 57th BFI London Film Festival
    caley
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    “So nice of you to attend, Mr. Cruise!”

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    I’ll take her with a side of nipples.

  3. Zac Efron Drunk Driving Falling Asleep At The Wheel Chateau Marmont
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    Probably the safest way to drive at the Chateau Marmont.

  4. Zac Efron Drunk Driving Falling Asleep At The Wheel Chateau Marmont
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    Is anyone sober at this place?

  5. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    He looks a bit gaunt. Is he experiencing scooter withdrawal?

  6. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    I thought Matthew McConaughey was playing an AIDS patient?

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    I don’t recall the Muppets reboot giving Janice a bigger rack.

  8. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
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    So what’s on his chin?…I know that’s a setup for an easy joke but seriously?

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    Damn 0_0

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    Her idea of fashion is flashing some sort of unclothed body part.

  11. Tom Hardy Brown Crooked Teeth 57th BFI London Film Festival.
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    Do *any* of his teeth match up with each other?

  12. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Tom
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    Holy mother of god.

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Kim is out Kardashianed, again

  14. Laurence Fishburne Eating Hannibal Set Woman Smoking
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    “Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?”

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
    Kel
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    Introducing.. my size Hollywood Hooker Barbie. Valtrex included.

  16. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
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    Going as a human creampuff.

  17. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Man Boobs Fat Gut
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    I see they have his soul patch double on standby.

  18. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
    Tom
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    I thought it was The Fonz! Heeeeeey.

  19. Miranda Kerr Bikini Instagram
    Mike
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    Chipmunk face.. hot body.

  20. Brooke Shields A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    Shown here expressing gratitude for not being confused for Maria Shriver or Michele Bachmann.

  21. Sharon Stone Palace of Culture Warsaw Poland.
    George P Burdell
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    See Julianne Hough out the window and realizes that she has nothing left to offer entertainment industry.

  22. Barbara Walters A Time To Kill Broadway Opening Night
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    “How many Botox injections, Babs?”

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
    George P Burdell
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    Dude, have you seen the way Jonah Hill walks?

  24. Michael Bolton G-A-Y Heaven Nigtclub Performance
    Frank Burns
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    “Why do they keep booing when I sing ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’?”

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
    it had to be said
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    “Minga” not “minge,” dumbass.

  26. Jansen Panettiere Hayden Panettiere Bra See Through Lace Dress 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards
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    “Silly boy!” They are for looking not touching. Don’t get it fucked-up!”

  27. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    It’s like her and Kim K are ass twins.

  28. Jim Carrey Silly Face Signing Childrens Book How Roland Rolls
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    Not cool to make fun of the autistic kids, Jim.

  29. Russell Brand Touching Female Fan
    George P Burdell
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    If you can create enough suction, a member of my staff will be by shortly to escort you backstage.

  30. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
    Tiggles
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    Facial and Balanced

  31. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Bonky
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    I’m likin’ this picture a whole lot.

  32. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    joe
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    This is not crap.

  33. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Holy hell.

  34. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
    Mike
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    If you want to post something Kardashian related.. could it be anyone but this FUGLY one?

  35. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
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    This woman turns 60 in about 4 months. That’s it.

  36. Quentin Tarantino Grand Lyon Film Festival Closing Ceremony
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    Freak.

  37. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers
    George P Burdell
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    You have to believe we are magic
    Nothin’ can stand in our way
    You have to believe we are magic
    Don’t let your aim ever stray
    And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive
    I’ll bring all your dreams alive, for you
    I’ll bring all your dreams alive, for you

  38. Leonardo DiCaprio Derpface Blue Slippers
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    Shown here biking with Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and one of the Jonas brothers.

  39. Martha Stewart Princess Costume Hub Network First Annual Halloween Bash
    joe
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    Cleaning your toilet is easy with this wonderful neck band I made out of left-over fiberglass mesh.

  40. Jenna Jameson Weird Bumps On Crotch Fox News
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    That was nice of her to leave a spot open where random passers-by can shoot their load.

  41. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    she’s smokin’, but makeup is her best friend.

    pic is nsfw
    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/harlots/kelly_brook4/kelly_brook7.html

    • SomethingPynchonesque

      Are you kidding?
      a) she’s squinting in the sunlight which is THE most unflattering possible situation and she still looks amazing
      b) I can’t believe with her bare, lovely tits hanging there, you noticed her face at all

    • lochnesscockster

      I’d still ruin that. You would too.

    • Wow… those are some gigantic milk bags. Seriously, they are huge. And full… of milk. It looks like two giant milk bags being hung upside down and someone put a teat on each one so that you could drink milk from them whenever you wanted. Goulet!

  42. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Derek Zoolander
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    Dunno if I buy this one as authentic. She used to have practially NO ass, now this?

  43. Christie Brinkley Cleavage The Today Show
    George P Burdell
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    Proof that Jesus masturbates. [They went to high school together.]

  44. Zac Efron Drunk Driving Falling Asleep At The Wheel Chateau Marmont
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    yet IM the asshole with the dui’s.

  45. Pierce Brosnan Fat Gut Running Down Stairs How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    joe
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    Fly Another Day

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Slit Dress Fashion Minga Show
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    This is what happens when you become a caricature of yourself.

  47. Andy Cohen Picking His Nose Wearing Cardinals Jacket
    George P Burdell
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    Look like his brain itches.

  48. Katy Perry Cleavage Hugging Male Fan Shoreditch House
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    What is this strange sensation? pondered Gilroy, as her hand caressed her chest. It was warm and alien.
    But then he dismissed such troublesome feelings with thoughts of peen. Glorious, incomparable peen.

  49. Jason Segel Skinny Weight Loss
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    He’s got a case of the McCauley Culkins.

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage Hugging Male Fan Shoreditch House
    Bonky
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    Damn, six shots of jagermeister and she’s anybody’s.

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