The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.17.11

What are those? Breasts? Toadstools? Fetch me my book of Midget Anatomy.

Welcome to the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed, painstakingly crafted by our prodigal Photo Boy who literally couldn’t wait to crop 31 pictures of random celebrity horseshit. It’s all he could think about it. On that note, I think Kelly Rowland has implants, Jennifer Love Hewitt hasn’t thrown in the towel at all, Sofia Vergara wore a bikini but that was the only good shot and SEAL Team Six should probably take a look at this. Preferably through a drone missile, I hear they have great resolution.

I am no longer a man apart,

- The Superficial

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