What are those? Breasts? Toadstools? Fetch me my book of Midget Anatomy.
Welcome to the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed, painstakingly crafted by our prodigal Photo Boy who literally couldn’t wait to crop 31 pictures of random celebrity horseshit. It’s all he could think about it. On that note, I think Kelly Rowland has implants, Jennifer Love Hewitt hasn’t thrown in the towel at all, Sofia Vergara wore a bikini but that was the only good shot and SEAL Team Six should probably take a look at this. Preferably through a drone missile, I hear they have great resolution.
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OMG that poor camel.
Obviously, PETA isn’t paying sufficient attention to camels.
I’d rather ride a camel than eat fur.
There’s probably bits of dolphin and whale in those Ramen noodles. There always are.
It’s weird how midgets never have a neck.
Damn she has puffy nipples!
I thought it was the aureolae that were puffy. she’s got something freaky going on…
Whenever we find one of these stuck in our tree, we just hit it with a rake until it falls out, then quickly and humanely snap its neck.
+1
looks like a giant hat in a bikini to me.
See what happens when a midget holds in a sneeze? Are you happy now??
It makes their nippples puff out? Weird.
This skinny jeans thing is getting out of hand.
What’s up with the guy in the headband making fuck me eyes at the baby?
Kaliiimaaaa Kalimaaa Shapizeyyyy (reaches into the baby’s chest to pull out a beating heart)
Nice to see he’s expanded his dating pool to include women with disproportionately huge foreheads.
that’d be a “fivehead,” sir
Another case of too much Botox.
Yes, I would.
You can do better….me.
Ugly dress. Take it off!
Yes, what’s under the dress looks far more interesting.
Failure to provide clear shots of shoes….tsk, tsk.
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Which one is Phil and which one is Attio?
Damn… she’s no Emma Stone.
Pete Frampton!
This is great. I can finally get the answer to the question I have been pondering for years. What has more camel toe, a camel or Kim Kardashian?? I think Kim wins.
I thought women couldn’t dunk.
Big boobs & big hat = Sofia Vergara?
I can hear her annoying voice through the picture.
Yea, ever since she started doing those Comcast commercials, it’s gotten really annoying. You can tell they told her to rev up the sexy spanish accent, but ended up totally over playing it so now it’s just obnoxious.
“peeeek-cher”
Thor Needs Meat Not Deep Dish Pizza!
She took the entire hump in her skanky pussy.
Like… omg… he is looking so fat these days…. Only FAT people wear bulky clothes. OR he must be pregnant or something. Yes, that must be it. Someone better get to the gym.
Puffy the magic dragon lived by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist
in a land called Hollywood
Little Jacky Paper loved those rascal puffs
And brought her swag and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh
…lol, puffy is exactly the word. hella puffy. funny, once we start using words like puffy only our fellow pervs understand. I’ve got a puffy folder if that means anything.
Roger that. *wink, wink*
Same here…puffies rule!!!
Serial killer eyes.
Holy mackel Andy!
But more importantly, why is Hayden eating 10 cent chicken raman?
To maintain that KILLER BODY U dumbfuck! She cant eat JACK IN THE BOX BURGERS everyday like your fat ass!
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Somebody went a little crazy with their Bedazzler.
it’s a two pack spray on
2 pack indeed. Thought I was thinking it was an implant? Weird.
I was thinking implant too.
They’re rare, but if ever there was a sighting of one, I’m calling now.
spray on indeed. it only accomplishes confusion. and more attention to the “gut”
OMG I have X-ray vision!!!!
Or does everyone else see the boobies too?
No, stupid. Point the weapon THAT way!
What the hell happened to Noxzema Girl? She looks like she’s been hit by a car.
LMAO…Noxema girl DOES the hittling!
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Still would.
…in a NY minute
nice body but a mediocre face.
Someone should tell her that Ramen Noddles are not acceptable food for dolphins.
That’s a lot of woman.
Complete with cankles.
When did it drop below zero in NYC?
if she looks up its ass it will scare the hump right off it.
Well I am glad his new target is a stage 3 tranny version of Amanda Seyfried…
Pretty much exactly what I thought when I saw this. (Well, except swap out “stage 3 tranny version” for “day 4 at the methadone clinic version.”)
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
nice puffies!
She has a pimple on her chin & a pimple under her dress.
OK, we can raise the net to 6 feet now.
Ha! What the paps missed, was Selena Gomez’ Latin Kings relatives hanging him up there as a warning…also I am pretty sure his drawers are full of dookie
Huh. Tabasco in Spain. You’d think they would have something better.
You’ve confused Spain with Mexico…and no they don’t.
This would be more believable if the camel were black.
Kris Humpries is not black !
his dick is
Kris Humphries is black buddy.
This is 2011, you clearly have the Internet, you can’t do a search on Humphries in 5 seconds to see he is black?
And I didn’t say anything about Kris Humphries…I was referring to only the camels. Let’s not discriminate here against humans and camels.
Why do you think she’s regretting marrying him?
Kris Humphries is mulatto…black dad, white mom.
Forget about how bad she looks, the bigger question is why does a rich actress have to buy individual packs of Ramen noodles?. Don’t these things cost like 20 cents each and come in packs of 10 in supermarkets ?. Did all her “Heroes” money dry up ?
I was wondering that too, but sometimes you just get that Ramen craving you can’t ignore, I don’t care how rich you are.
I’m assuming he’s starring in a docu-pic about Peter Jackson
What’s worse than a couple of queers? Answer: A couple of old queers.
I thought it was Abby Wambach
If only. We could use some soccer chicks on this site.
I think Woody is taking his love of zombies a bit too far.. Just sayin’
For sure. He’s looking pretty rough
Michael’s gay and Woody don’t give a shit.