The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.17.11

October 17th, 2011 // 750 Comments

What are those? Breasts? Toadstools? Fetch me my book of Midget Anatomy.

Welcome to the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed, painstakingly crafted by our prodigal Photo Boy who literally couldn’t wait to crop 31 pictures of random celebrity horseshit. It’s all he could think about it. On that note, I think Kelly Rowland has implants, Jennifer Love Hewitt hasn’t thrown in the towel at all, Sofia Vergara wore a bikini but that was the only good shot and SEAL Team Six should probably take a look at this. Preferably through a drone missile, I hear they have great resolution.

I am no longer a man apart,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Camel Ride
    Cock Dr
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    OMG that poor camel.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
    JC
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    There’s probably bits of dolphin and whale in those Ramen noodles. There always are.

  3. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
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    It’s weird how midgets never have a neck.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
    SIN
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    Damn she has puffy nipples!

  5. Justin Bieber Dunking
    JC
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    Whenever we find one of these stuck in our tree, we just hit it with a rake until it falls out, then quickly and humanely snap its neck.

  6. Sofia Vergara Bikini
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    looks like a giant hat in a bikini to me.

  7. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
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    See what happens when a midget holds in a sneeze? Are you happy now??

  8. Gerard Butler Shirtless Wet Suit
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    This skinny jeans thing is getting out of hand.

  9. Russell Brand Baby
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    What’s up with the guy in the headband making fuck me eyes at the baby?

  10. Russell Brand Baby
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    Kaliiimaaaa Kalimaaa Shapizeyyyy (reaches into the baby’s chest to pull out a beating heart)

  11. Jim Carrey Mystery Woman
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    Nice to see he’s expanded his dating pool to include women with disproportionately huge foreheads.

  12. Ben Foster
    Grace
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    Yes, I would.

  13. Holly Madison See Through Dress Cleavage
    My Left Nut
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    Ugly dress. Take it off!

  14. Michael Stipe Woody Harrelson
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    Which one is Phil and which one is Attio?

  15. Jim Carrey Mystery Woman
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn… she’s no Emma Stone.

  16. Jimbo

    This is great. I can finally get the answer to the question I have been pondering for years. What has more camel toe, a camel or Kim Kardashian?? I think Kim wins.

  17. Justin Bieber Dunking
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought women couldn’t dunk.

  18. Sofia Vergara Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Big boobs & big hat = Sofia Vergara?

  19. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky
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    Thor Needs Meat Not Deep Dish Pizza!

  20. Kim Kardashian Camel Ride
    SIN
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    She took the entire hump in her skanky pussy.

  21. Adrian Brody
    lady acts like a dude
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    Like… omg… he is looking so fat these days…. Only FAT people wear bulky clothes. OR he must be pregnant or something. Yes, that must be it. Someone better get to the gym.

  22. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
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    Puffy the magic dragon lived by the sea
    and frolicked in the autumn mist
    in a land called Hollywood

    Little Jacky Paper loved those rascal puffs
    And brought her swag and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

  23. Ben Foster
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    Serial killer eyes.

  24. Kelly Rowland Implants See Through
    My Left Nut
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    Holy mackel Andy!

  25. henry

    But more importantly, why is Hayden eating 10 cent chicken raman?

  26. Steven Tyler
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    Somebody went a little crazy with their Bedazzler.

  27. Imogen Thomas Sports Bra
    ahhuh
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    it’s a two pack spray on

  28. Kelly Rowland Implants See Through
    General Disarray
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    OMG I have X-ray vision!!!!
    Or does everyone else see the boobies too?

  29. Steven Seagal Sheriffs Deputy Riffle
    SIN
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    No, stupid. Point the weapon THAT way!

  30. Jim Carrey Mystery Woman
    Calypso
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    What the hell happened to Noxzema Girl? She looks like she’s been hit by a car.

  31. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
    asdf
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    Still would.

  32. Imogen Thomas Sports Bra
    SIN
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    nice body but a mediocre face.

  33. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
    Venom
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    Someone should tell her that Ramen Noddles are not acceptable food for dolphins.

  34. Imogen Thomas Sports Bra
    My Left Nut
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    That’s a lot of woman.

  35. Adrian Brody
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    When did it drop below zero in NYC?

  36. Kim Kardashian Camel Ride
    Any Guy
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    if she looks up its ass it will scare the hump right off it.

  37. Jim Carrey Mystery Woman
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    Well I am glad his new target is a stage 3 tranny version of Amanda Seyfried…

    • HortonHearsABoob

      Pretty much exactly what I thought when I saw this. (Well, except swap out “stage 3 tranny version” for “day 4 at the methadone clinic version.”)

  38. Steven Tyler
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  39. Jay Gee

    nice puffies!

  40. Olivia Wilde
    Cock Dr
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    She has a pimple on her chin & a pimple under her dress.

  41. Justin Bieber Dunking
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    OK, we can raise the net to 6 feet now.

  42. Justin Bieber Dunking
    Kimberly
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    Ha! What the paps missed, was Selena Gomez’ Latin Kings relatives hanging him up there as a warning…also I am pretty sure his drawers are full of dookie

  43. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky
    asdf
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    Huh. Tabasco in Spain. You’d think they would have something better.

  44. Kim Kardashian Camel Ride
    Calypso
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    This would be more believable if the camel were black.

  45. Hayden Panettiere Nipples
    Bonky
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    Forget about how bad she looks, the bigger question is why does a rich actress have to buy individual packs of Ramen noodles?. Don’t these things cost like 20 cents each and come in packs of 10 in supermarkets ?. Did all her “Heroes” money dry up ?

    • Jillia

      I was wondering that too, but sometimes you just get that Ramen craving you can’t ignore, I don’t care how rich you are.

  46. Ralph Fiennes Beard
    Spleener
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    I’m assuming he’s starring in a docu-pic about Peter Jackson

  47. Michael Stipe Woody Harrelson
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    What’s worse than a couple of queers? Answer: A couple of old queers.

  48. David Beckham Headband Thumbs Up
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    I thought it was Abby Wambach

  49. Michael Stipe Woody Harrelson
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    I think Woody is taking his love of zombies a bit too far.. Just sayin’

  50. Michael Stipe Woody Harrelson
    Cock Dr
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    Michael’s gay and Woody don’t give a shit.

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