Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that features extra helping of Kardashian butt, because geez, you guys really have a sick obsession with these people. I mean, seriously, get over it alrea– *ducks bottle* Moving right along, we’ve got Matthew McConaughey‘s continued efforts to transform himself into his next role as an AIDS patient, when really, he should have just asked Jonathan Rhys Meyers what the hell he’s been doing. We’ve also got Grimace, grimace, and Kevin Smith describing that time he found himself in the Penn State locker room. Finally, we answer the question on everyone’s mind, ‘Is Gina Gershon batshit crazy?’
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Looks like fucking barney, what a dirty old whore
“Wanna see a magic trick? I’m going to make my career disappear”
Didn’t know they made leather diapers…or diapers for cows.
A Hefty-bag filled with meat… would be more attractive.
Is she just wearing that princess costume from Disneyland everywhere now?
exactly my thought. ha
Crack is does a body no good!
“Somebody order a hog??”
Boner death.
Don’t go gentle into that good night, boner.
What? No I’m looking down…um… at your dog. It’s a cute one. I just want to put my head on them… I mean it.
Somewhere, Barney is curled up in the fetal position and keeps mumbling “She kept having to lubricate it…”
No, I think that’s part of the tattoo.
I hear that fat guy song in my head….
Da Dump di Dumpity Dump de dump.
Pretty sure that’s Mr Ed.
Hang on, my horse is dyslexic.
Ooh! It’s Leave it to Beaver!
Ha! I hear it too, complete with a tuba making fart sounds.
Here comes the… food?
Someone accidentally posted the Agassi face swap.
Apparently Liza got herself off the greenies and is more into Hostess snacks to get through the day.
Not famous enough to refuse the calf tat photo request.
He probably could have declined the balls resting on head (out of frame) but the guy really loves his fans.
It’s a chick’s leg. The likeness (to Reedus) is… not good.
http://www.businessinsider.com/andrew-lincoln-jumped-off-the-stage-to-view-a-womans-tattoo-at-new-york-comic-con-2012-10
Lame
two black men sword fighting
Why do I see the cover of the necronomicon in his pants…
richard simmons looks terrible
its not a purse its a man bag…ok who am i fooling – its a purse
No. And your nails look fucking stupid.
i kinda like the halloween nails.
reminds me, i need my yearly allotment of 4 candy corn pieces.
Meh…
And all candy corn is like a million years old. Fact.
Well, there’s not an atom on the earth that wasn’t forged in the sun millions of years ago.
By the way, kimmy, this should prove to everyone that you really are a chick. Not even a gay guy would have noticed her nails.
jon hamm he ain’t
Wow, talk about fat chicks and scooters coming together…
Nice pupils — meth head.
nice scarf
Judging by his hand position, that is some insanely wishful thinking.
Buff like Tarzan.
Hung like Jane.
Apparently he’s re-counting the story he heard about Kim K in a gang bang…
Lapel-pin camera. Nice try.
I’m pretty sure Q designed that to squirt acid or poison or something.
jonah hill syndrome
Kevin James
Jonah Hill
Artie Lange
Bubba The Love Sponge
They’re all the same person.
He does look “Too Fat To Fish.”
At least Kevin James can be pretty funny. Any time Jonah Hill is on the screen and people are chuckling it’s because they’re laughing AT him…and NOT at his humor.
“Hitting the wall” doesn’t just happen to women.
That’s a dog that has been forced to do things. Terrible things. Like wear a bow. And fuck an 80 year old man.
Cute puppy though.
Sorry, Miss Perry–we specifically said in our invitation “Autistics Only.” We can’t just let in any old retard.
I thought it was Andy Dick.
I thought it was Fred Armisten.
So where are the stars?
if that slit was any higher i’d see the other slit
Well that’s what I was hoping for!!!
It’s hard to find a girl who’ll play Rock Paper Scissors with your ball sack.
You’re not concerned about a woman making scissors at your ball sack? O-kay.
My good ol’ predictable ball sack always goes with rock. Like it had a choice.
Well at least we know why she keeps going back to him…
He’s off to Docking Bay 94 to collect his cut from Han and Chewie.
Ah the old European face rub.
I love you…You love me…We’re a whorebag family.
so he puts his hands up like this and i have to guess which hand is going to slap the shit out of me
Nice tits, Katy!
Have you learned to sing yet?
Now just imagine if those knockers could sing!
They’d probably do a lovely duet.
But if they were off-key, it’s be fun to autotune them…
I can’t help but push my hand into that memory foam shit too.
That was good!
Kim in 5 years.
Do you really think it will take that long?
Kim’ll be sooo much plumper, but it won’t take her very long to age.
I got this one for banging Judi Dench.
The mannequin in the background has more of a soul than this succubus.
Brooke, the fuck is your problem thinking you can leave the house without makeup? You can’t. You look terrible. People are going to take your picture. Put some fucking effort in, lazyass.
It’s not a day at the grocery store. It’s opening night of something-or-other. Don’t put on a nice dress if you aren’t going to finish getting ready. I hold myself to this standard but SHE is a celebrity. At least some mascara, for cryin’ out loud, woman!
“Ohhhh, yes… *quite* gay. But thank you so terribly much for your interest.”
Long hair is just not attractive on that dude.
Wearing it off the face is doing her no favor. Maybe some layers or long bangs would help, as well as eyebrow grooming.