The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.15.12

October 15th, 2012 // 649 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that features extra helping of Kardashian butt, because geez, you guys really have a sick obsession with these people. I mean, seriously, get over it alrea– *ducks bottle* Moving right along, we’ve got Matthew McConaughey‘s continued efforts to transform himself into his next role as an AIDS patient, when really, he should have just asked Jonathan Rhys Meyers what the hell he’s been doing. We’ve also got Grimace, grimace, and Kevin Smith describing that time he found himself in the Penn State locker room. Finally, we answer the question on everyone’s mind, ‘Is Gina Gershon batshit crazy?’

Would totally still do. Wait, what was the question?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    Looks like fucking barney, what a dirty old whore

  2. Rihanna Cleavage Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    “Wanna see a magic trick? I’m going to make my career disappear”

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    Didn’t know they made leather diapers…or diapers for cows.

  4. Holly Madison Cleavage Forever Home Family Picnic
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    Is she just wearing that princess costume from Disneyland everywhere now?

  5. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Tattoos
    Frank Castle
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    Crack is does a body no good!

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
    bdog821
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    “Somebody order a hog??”

  7. Brooke Shields Dont Go Gentle Opening Night
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    Boner death.

  8. Holly Madison Cleavage Forever Home Family Picnic
    Alex
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    What? No I’m looking down…um… at your dog. It’s a cute one. I just want to put my head on them… I mean it.

  9. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
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    Somewhere, Barney is curled up in the fetal position and keeps mumbling “She kept having to lubricate it…”

  10. Billy Connolly Tattoo BFI London Film Festival Quartet Photocall
    Alex
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    No, I think that’s part of the tattoo.

  11. Kevin James Fat
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    I hear that fat guy song in my head….

    Da Dump di Dumpity Dump de dump.

  12. Kevin James Fat
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    Here comes the… food?

  13. Brooke Shields Dont Go Gentle Opening Night
    joe
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    Someone accidentally posted the Agassi face swap.

  14. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
    Senor Trout
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    Apparently Liza got herself off the greenies and is more into Hostess snacks to get through the day.

  15. Norman Reedus Posing Next To Fans Ankle Comic Con
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    Not famous enough to refuse the calf tat photo request.

  16. Gina Gershon Book Cover
    kimmykimkim
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    Lame

  17. Kevin Smith Comic Con
    jorge
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    two black men sword fighting

  18. Jude Law Bellly Sideburns Yellow Swim Trunks
    Keno
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    Why do I see the cover of the necronomicon in his pants…

  19. Kathy Griffin
    jorge
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    richard simmons looks terrible

  20. Dennis Rodman Pink Shirt
    jorge
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    its not a purse its a man bag…ok who am i fooling – its a purse

  21. Katy Perry Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
    kimmykimkim
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    No. And your nails look fucking stupid.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      i kinda like the halloween nails.

      reminds me, i need my yearly allotment of 4 candy corn pieces.

      • kimmykimkim

        Meh…

        And all candy corn is like a million years old. Fact.

      • Well, there’s not an atom on the earth that wasn’t forged in the sun millions of years ago.

        By the way, kimmy, this should prove to everyone that you really are a chick. Not even a gay guy would have noticed her nails.

  22. Jude Law Bellly Sideburns Yellow Swim Trunks
    jorge
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    jon hamm he ain’t

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Leather Pants
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    Wow, talk about fat chicks and scooters coming together…

  24. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Tattoos
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    Nice pupils — meth head.

  25. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Tattoos
    jorge
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    nice scarf

  26. Jude Law Bellly Sideburns Yellow Swim Trunks
    tlmck
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    Judging by his hand position, that is some insanely wishful thinking.

  27. Jude Law Bellly Sideburns Yellow Swim Trunks
    Johnny P!
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    Buff like Tarzan.
    Hung like Jane.

  28. Kevin Smith Comic Con
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    Apparently he’s re-counting the story he heard about Kim K in a gang bang…

  29. Roger Moore
    catapostrophe
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    Lapel-pin camera. Nice try.

  30. Kevin James Fat
    jorge
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    jonah hill syndrome

  31. Jude Law Bellly Sideburns Yellow Swim Trunks
    Cock Dr
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    “Hitting the wall” doesn’t just happen to women.

  32. Holly Madison Cleavage Forever Home Family Picnic
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    That’s a dog that has been forced to do things. Terrible things. Like wear a bow. And fuck an 80 year old man.

    Cute puppy though.

  33. Katy Perry Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
    EricLr
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    Sorry, Miss Perry–we specifically said in our invitation “Autistics Only.” We can’t just let in any old retard.

  34. Kathy Griffin
    meeps!
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    I thought it was Andy Dick.

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
    tlmck
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    So where are the stars?

  36. Nicole Scherzinger Legs Zipper Dress
    jorge
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    if that slit was any higher i’d see the other slit

  37. Bar Refaeli Bikini Twitter
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    It’s hard to find a girl who’ll play Rock Paper Scissors with your ball sack.

  38. Rihanna Cleavage Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    Well at least we know why she keeps going back to him…

  39. Kevin James Fat
    Charlie Kirby
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    He’s off to Docking Bay 94 to collect his cut from Han and Chewie.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger 2nd Annual Arnold Classic Europe
    tlmck
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    Ah the old European face rub.

  41. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
    EricLr
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    I love you…You love me…We’re a whorebag family.

  42. Rihanna Cleavage Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    jorge
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    so he puts his hands up like this and i have to guess which hand is going to slap the shit out of me

  43. Katy Perry Cleavage Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs
    Johnny P!
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    Nice tits, Katy!
    Have you learned to sing yet?

  44. Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Butt Squeeze
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I can’t help but push my hand into that memory foam shit too.

  45. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
    tlmck
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    Kim in 5 years.

  46. Billy Connolly Tattoo BFI London Film Festival Quartet Photocall
    EricLr
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    I got this one for banging Judi Dench.

  47. Kris Jenner Tight Purple Dress Kardashian Kaos
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    The mannequin in the background has more of a soul than this succubus.

  48. Brooke Shields Dont Go Gentle Opening Night
    kimmykimkim
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    Brooke, the fuck is your problem thinking you can leave the house without makeup? You can’t. You look terrible. People are going to take your picture. Put some fucking effort in, lazyass.

    • kimmykimkim

      It’s not a day at the grocery store. It’s opening night of something-or-other. Don’t put on a nice dress if you aren’t going to finish getting ready. I hold myself to this standard but SHE is a celebrity. At least some mascara, for cryin’ out loud, woman!

  49. Roger Moore
    Charlie Kirby
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    “Ohhhh, yes… *quite* gay. But thank you so terribly much for your interest.”

  50. Brooke Shields Dont Go Gentle Opening Night
    tlmck
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    Long hair is just not attractive on that dude.

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