The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.14.13

October 14th, 2013 // 506 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because if there’s one thing my Italian heritage has taught me, it’s you don’t rat. Columbus Day is important for some reason. It was either this or commemorate the day we all decided to wear a stupid gold pepper around our necks, so the guy with the slaves and the genocidal tendencies clearly wins there. While I move my family into witness protection (I hit most of the stereotype bases there, right?), enjoy captioning the shit out of Boris Johnson not even pretending he isn’t shit-hammered at a publicity event, Wayne Ponderosa, David Duchovny instantly regretting not wearing his rubber shorts, and a cop spearheading the new Scared Straight program.


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  1. Wayne Gretzky Yellow Tooth 10th Annual Alfred Mann Foundation Gala
    Lonely Continent
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    And now the Great One is posing in an awkward stance….
    Because…. Jizz in his pants!

  2. Amy Adams Cleavage Closing Night Gala Presentation Of Her 51st New York Film Festival
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    I’d love to do a Lewis & Clark inside that lavender top. The current view promises enjoyable adventures will be had.

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Presidential Seal Cowboy Boots Reebok Spartan Race
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    “Vat do you mean, dis is not duh toilet…???”

  4. Tom Hiddleston Thor The Dark World Press Conference
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    “Wait a second…don’t try to push those tacks in with your thumbs…”

  5. Gwen Stefani Cleavage Pregnant Boobs German Festival
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    “OK, listen up…if I let you see this nipple, then you’re going to want to see my other boob, nipple and all. Then you’ll want to touch them. After that you’re going to want me to drop my pants…Dude, I just don’t have the time for this stuff!”

  6. Boris Johnson Drunk Needing Help To Stand Great British Brands Festival Zhuo Zhan Mall Beijing
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    “Are you sure I ate the worm?”

  7. Pink Being Humped By Backup Dancers
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    Someone needs to tell that poor black dude that her vagina is not on her left hip.

  8. Leah Remini Huge Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I don’t really give a fuck. I still like what she’s workin’ with!

  9. Clive Owen Moustache Black Socks White Shoes The Knick Set
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    “This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into…”

  10. LeAnn Rimes Eating In-N-Out Burger At Kids Soccer Games
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    Looks like her old man invited her to enjoy a little bit of the old “in and out,” so she stopped on the way for some burgers.

  11. Ashanti Cleavage LAVO Nightclub
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    Cute little titties!

  12. Terrence Howard Fedora Turtleneck One Night Only Benefit Dolby Theatre
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    “Hey, which one o’ you bitches wanna go to the prom wit’ me?”

  13. Jessica Simpson Double Chin
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    “He was ‘down there’ for so long that when he finally came up for air he had grown a goate.”

  14. Jaden Smith Cross Hoodie Drop Crotch Pants
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    “How ’bout y’all do a little buck and wing for us, boy?”

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Spanx DASH Store
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    No big deal. I’m hot for her sisters. All four of them. At the same time! She can clean up after we’re done.

  16. Christina Milian Anarchy Butt Sweatpants DWTS Practice
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    She’s wearing $260 sweat pants, and $47 dollars worth is in the crack of her ass.

  17. Matthew McConaughey Wife Camila Alves Butt Tight Dress Free Birds Premiere
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    After staring at pictures of this woman for the last 6 hours I’ve become quite fond of her.

  18. Britney Spears Derpface Leather Pants
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    Uh-oh…I hope she doesn’t come back to the states with a British accent.

  19. Pink Being Humped By Backup Dancers
    Little Tongue
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    “…and one…and two…and three…pelvic thrust!”

  20. LL Cool J Holding Mic To Crotch The Big Fresno Fair
    LA Juice
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    LL might be in Fresno, but he left his Peen in San Francisco.

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