Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you a little early because if there’s one thing my Italian heritage has taught me, it’s you don’t rat. Columbus Day is important for some reason. It was either this or commemorate the day we all decided to wear a stupid gold pepper around our necks, so the guy with the slaves and the genocidal tendencies clearly wins there. While I move my family into witness protection (I hit most of the stereotype bases there, right?), enjoy captioning the shit out of Boris Johnson not even pretending he isn’t shit-hammered at a publicity event, Wayne Ponderosa, David Duchovny instantly regretting not wearing his rubber shorts, and a cop spearheading the new Scared Straight program.
- Photo Boy