The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.13.14

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is always a bountiful grab bag of random shit thanks to a full weekend of red carpet events where I cherry-picked famous people looking super fat, like Denise Richards or just plain dead for a decade, like Larry King. Also, Brigitte Nielsen getting shit-hammered in the driver’s seat of a car. That’s not to allege that she was drinking and driving, it just happens to be the best bar in town. Free peanuts in the glove box.

Almost forgot, Zach Galifianakis went full Jonah Hill, so look out for his supporting role in Scorsese’s next project, living in a studio apartment in a model’s vagina, constantly talking about Bobby D, or kissing the tip of Channing Tatum’s penis. *rereads* Yup, I think I covered all of them,

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