The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
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    Are you sure it’s the retired boxer’s pension fund? And not the retired violent felon’s pension fund? It’s so hard to tell them apart…

  2. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
    SIN
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    They never said it wasn’t a coloring book.

  3. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Queef Sister
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    The collar is for your protection.

  4. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Queef Sister
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    Looks like the the Church Lady went on a bender and stole a pilgrims shoes.

  5. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    Rodman and Navarro both dumped her when they found out she wasn’t actually a tranny.

  6. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    She’s fucking hot! Looks a lot better than a lot of twenty something year old girls out here. I want to wreck that ass.

  7. Gérard Depardieu
    bigalkie
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    France’s answer to Ron Jeremy

  8. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    “I know it’s not much, but it’s the best I can do. This boner’s my song, and this one’s for you.”

  9. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    bigalkie
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    EWWWWWWW

  10. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    Carmen Electra. Because your dad needs a hooker, too.

  11. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    At the PTA bake sale he said “it’s all about the cookie….the cookie.”

  12. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    bigalkie
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    Too much anisette

  13. Gérard Depardieu
    FattyMcGee
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    More like, “Gerard Depar-don’t!” Am I right, people? I’ll leave now.

  14. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    bigalkie
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    And..according to boxing people.. A really nice guy who is beloved in that community. The exact opposite of Holyfield,universally reviled.

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    ETHNIC

  16. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Oh, look he’s wearing the new pedo tracker ring.

  17. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
    bigalkie
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    She’s a sexy woman but you must question her sanity judging by them tired who knocked her up. Ughhh

  18. Ian Somerhalder
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    Must be hard going through life with such a punchable face.

  19. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    bigalkie
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    Momma is seven hundred.. Btw

  20. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    bigalkie
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    Seriously average middle aged couple.. Hollywood magicians had the day off.

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Mike701
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    Post rehab, Lex Luthor and Mr. Freeze get together to discuss old times.

  22. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    Aw, poor thing done pulled up lame. Junior, get my shotgun.

  23. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Mike701
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    So Kanye doesn’t have a bid “D”, he just has tiny legs.

  24. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    Mike701
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    You dump that food out right now missy, before any homeless people ask for it!

  25. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
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    You mean this isn’t “Charlie Rose”? I musta took a wrong turn at Pismo Beach.

  26. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    What sign?

  27. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
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    Nice cankles, 007.

  28. Ian Somerhalder
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    I would totally lick him.

  29. Scott Disick
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    Every time I see a photo of this douche canoe, I have to bathe myself in hand sanitizer.

  30. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    MILF
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    I thought it was Jon Gosselin and one of his kids.

  31. Jonah Hill
    Snack pack
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    Honey Boo Boo’s mom?

  32. Ian Somerhalder
    MILF
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    Anyone else think he’s a dead ringer for Bruce Patman from the Sweet Valley High?
    http://tinyurl.com/9raegbe

  33. Scott Disick
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cleans up ok.

  34. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The beef is behind this, I can tell.

  35. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The EXACT moment where Heather Graham jumped the shark. RIP cougary hotness. RIP.

    • pavement_smear

      …(click)…and cougary hotness is back…(click)…and it’s gone…(click)…and it’s back…(click)…and it’s gone…(click)…I am so confused…

  36. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Zero
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    To be fair you need a jacket like that when you’re parking cars at night

  37. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Arzach
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    “With those tits you don’t need to use makeup”

  38. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
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    “This will be my wedding gown and little Dustin here has promised to be my maid of Honor.”

  39. Daryl Hannah
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    How many times did you blow each of your directors?

  40. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
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    The blue cap = needs a propeller on the top;
    The black sweatshirt/jacket thingie = not too bad;
    The gray Henley shirt under the jacket = very manly;
    The blue man-purse = a little questionable;
    But what the FUCK is up with those GIRLY-MAN jeans?
    San Francisco, here he comes!

  41. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    pavement_smear
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    The Special Effects industry just isn’t what it used to be…I swear I can see the prosthetic seam. Of course, to do it, I had to click View Full Size (yes, my monitor broke).

  42. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
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    Chloe’s legs look pretty decent and I like her wide hips. Looks like she brought a dildo in a paper bag so she can practice sucking dick in case Vincent Gallo decides to film “The Son of Brown Bunny.”

  43. Gérard Depardieu
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    He was once the sexiest man in the world. How the mighty have fallen.

  44. Wilmer Valderrama
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    “I’m lookin’ for a new chort…do you people have any ’55 Chevy Nomads?”

  45. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    KC
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    What the hell happened toher face?! This doesn’t even look anything like her.

  46. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    pavement_smear
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    In every picture of 3 black guys in Italy, there’s a black president saying it all with his eyes…

  47. Jonah Hill
    salavation
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    In every picture there always seems to be a bull dyke lesbian pretending they dont see the other bull dyke lesbian.

  48. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Oh, damn. I was supposed to pick her up so I could bring her over for dinner…shit! Maybe tomorrow.

  49. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    The guy on the left is clearly going for Bill’s wallet. Not because he’s black, people. This comment will tolerate no racism. It’s simply because they are Italian.

  50. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    A Detective should be trailin and jailin Palin, cuz her ass is failin while she’s flailin on that show.

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