The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I’m at the salon right now… I’m getting a ‘Brigitte Nielsen.’ It’s been the rage for a few weeks now, and I just read that it could get me laid by Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

  2. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    Her Cruella De Vil meets the Joker look is just about perfected…

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ey, did you see Bridget in ze park across da street? Ja, I fucked her when she was hot.

  4. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    “… and that’s what my Spanx said!”

  5. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs an emergency sex tape.

  6. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew he got in Bieber’s pants!

  7. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hallowe’en is less than a month away!

  8. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Not present at Lacey Chabert’s birthday party: Seth MacFarlane, her Family Guy career, the millions of dollars she stood to make had she not been replaced after one season.

  9. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s a penny over there, get it!!!”

  10. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    Check that line on her neck. A Macy’s store is without a mannequin, a latina body is sitting in a dumpster, and the doctor from Human Centipede is screaming “My greatest creation!!!!”

  11. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    And in a twist no one saw coming Bristol turned slowly and smiled. She’d been posing for those Pippa pictures all along….

  12. Ian Somerhalder
    Vladmir
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. “

  13. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Pierce Bronzetan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Read my lips… I did NOT… have sexual relations with three Italian males… three WHITE Italian males.”

  14. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, great, we get a ‘Lacey’ that’s not in porn.

  15. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    ” Don’t tell me to go fuck myself Eastwood…”

  16. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look..a bit like a Nicole Kidman but with boobs and real skin.

  17. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Vladmir
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess even The Little Black Dress has it’s limits…

  18. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Commented on this photo:

    Jump in front of a bus again Mikey?

  19. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    StacyGInTheCLE
    Commented on this photo:

    “IAmHO” – Glad they took the time to label the backdrop, in case the tragic “pay attention to me” pose and skintight dress wasn’t enough for people to realize what we’re dealing with

  20. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ almighty that must have been some bad bet….

  21. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
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    James Bond huh? James Bond would kill you if you made him wear a “His & Hers ” outfit…

  22. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Tenth fucking place on American Idol makes you a celebrity? Sure she is a hot tomato and all but what a pathetic claim to fame…

  23. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing there is a mirror or you would be turned to stone…

  24. Jonah Hill
    Queef Sister
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought the guy from Blues Traveler had gastric bypass?

  25. Scott Disick
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently “Patridgeing” is a thing now.

  26. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Queef Sister
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes honey, you are. Now sit your ass down.

  27. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    30?! Why I can remember 15 years ago when I…ah…um…nevermind.

  28. Gérard Depardieu
    Lavandar
    Commented on this photo:

    He was once considered the sexiest man in Paris.

  29. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you guys wait around for a few minutes so you can take more pictures after I find my baton?”

  30. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Lavandar
    Commented on this photo:

    She should be made to wear a disclaimer banner at all times that says – * Lifestyle results, money, and fame, not typical of knocked up unwed teenagers!

  31. Gérard Depardieu
    Commented on this photo:

    Quasimoto Depardieu

  32. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    Lavandar
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice…he takes his mother to a parking lot.

  33. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, young man, I hope what I’m feeling is you admiring my ass and not going for my wallet!”

  34. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    Not my cup of tea. Or cup of anything, for that matter.

  35. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    Yaar
    Commented on this photo:

    Pia, fucka, sucka, we can do it all…

  36. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    terry
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks photo shopped.

  37. Gérard Depardieu
    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Hurry up ladies… I’ve got a turtle head poking out.

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks exceptional in this shot. Someone needs to talk her into taking (and releasing) more nude shots.

  39. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Matt Lauer looks horrified.

  40. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still mad at her agent for letting them make her wear that mask through all of Dark Knight Rises

  41. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Urvag
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww look at him showing off his counting skills again.

  42. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    If she insists on dressing like a female pee wee herman can we just fast forward to the part where she gets caught masturbating in a porn theater?

  43. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck are they doing, waiting for an ice cream truck to serendipitously drop by?

    “Oy, Mummy, there’s a run down, over grown empty lot down the road a bit. Shall we go there and sit in the heat on the off chance something happens?”

  44. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Still hot…haters gotta hate.

  45. Gérard Depardieu
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    He thinks her hand is a croissant…a delicious buttery croissant. hmmmm. I must consume it!!

  46. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Heidi Fleiss in the background? :P

  47. Daryl Hannah
    Commented on this photo:

    Ooh scaly. Are they making a Splash sequel?

  48. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want; I would still pound her like it was 1999

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Sally
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh that was fast…Your move Bristol Palin!

  50. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Commented on this photo:

    When Charles Goodyear invented vulcanized rubber, do you think this is what he had in mind?

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