The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Scott Disick
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    “So yeah I killed him. Where did he get off? Eggshell with Romanian type. Way too pretentious. “

  2. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    K-Tron
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    The only way I can reconcile “PTA fundraiser” and “Fred Durst” in my brain is if the PTA is raising money to protect children from Fred Durst.

  3. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In unrelated news, my keyboard isn’t drool-proof.

  4. Daryl Hannah
    K-Tron
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    “Hey Daryl, exactly how many movies were you good in?”
    “Kill Bill only counts as one.”

  5. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Hot and Latin? You never see that!
    (Where’s the sarcasm button?)

  6. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    K-Tron
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    She forgot to put a dress on over her slip. How embarrassing!

  7. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Jman
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    I don’t know what’s turning me on more; the He-Man legs or that white brick wall.

  8. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Allison Wunderlan
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    What do you get when you cross a really old zebra with a lawn flamingo?

  9. Ian Somerhalder
    K-Tron
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    The tagline of this awards night was “Fighting Smog with Smug”.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    K-Tron
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    “I guess it wahs a tumah.”

  11. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Gabe Kaplan
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    “Salma Hayek has tits bigger than you.”

  12. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    I see they found a token white man for their Facebook tag stunt

  13. Gérard Depardieu
    Allison Wunderlan
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    For her 50th birthday party, Violet Beauregarde entertained her guests by chewing another piece of Willy Wonka’s Blueberry Dessert Gum.

  14. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    I get the feeling Jessica Simpson isn’t going like how this pregnancy is going to end up either.

  15. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    I thought you had to BE A STAR to be on Dancing With the Stars???

  16. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    Blackbieberitis

  17. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Yeah, that’s what Britney Spears said too.

  18. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    As a check list, I can see why guys think she’s attractive: big boobs, toned legs, blue eyes; but as a package, she doesn’t add up. I’ll stick with Salma for MILFy goodness.

  19. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    Jman
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    You see Lindsay, a professional actor doesn’t keep the company clothes from the job one’s hired for.

  20. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Gabe Kaplan
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    She is all woman from the waist up.

  21. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
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    The second baddest Scotsman in the solar system

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Gabe Kaplan
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    She has my lap’s full attention.

  23. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Any porch will do. Just give me a match.

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    “Its too big to be a space station…”

  25. Wilmer Valderrama
    Allison Wunderlan
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    This is the man who gave Lindsay Lohan her first penis and her first drink……. simultaneously.

  26. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Bonky
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    “What you all laughin’ at ? I’m a fashion genius !”

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Mickey Rourke’s had some excellent work done.

  28. Ian Somerhalder
    Jman
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    I never thought I’d find an actual visual definition to the phrase “Smarmy Cocksucker”.

  29. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    corusca
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    Carrying her bag like that, Rachel Weisz is clearly pregnant

  30. What an idiot

    Looks like Carmen has gotten a larger size of titty implants. Her one skill seems to be taking off her clothes and showing off her titties & cooter. Too bad that’s going by the wayside as she gets older…

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Jman
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    I see Arnie’s charmed his way into Ryan Murphy’s next project.

  32. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Laugh all you want, but…. No, wait, don’t. Forget I mentioned it. Please.

  33. Gérard Depardieu
    Mag
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    He’s a method actor just trying to look like his character Obelix without needing padding or make-up! What else could it be?

  34. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Allison Wunderlan
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    If you can fold it, Honey, you need a bra.

  35. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Nothing says “movie star”‘ like 2″ gray roots.

  36. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Jman
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    Nothing says we’re battling kid’s cancer better than a party in Vegas and a no-lister with misplaced tats.

  37. Ian Somerhalder
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Ladies!…Start your vibrabrators!!

  38. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    seriouslynow
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    Her face is 50 shades of orange.

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Just because he slept with his Latina maid, does not mean he can pull off the Cholo chain.

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    fireball
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    oh, it`s bring an ass to work day?!

  41. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Jman
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    Peddling your way into the Kennedy clan eh?

  42. Scott Disick
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Douche Wayne

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    When you start getting elbow fat, it’s time to put down the fork.

  44. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    CK
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    “In other news today, former US president Bill Clinton teaches urban Italians ‘the Shocker’.”

  45. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    cc
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    Pumice those heals bitch!

  46. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    Kim Kardashian: Recognizable only from THIS angle

  47. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    CK
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    retard.

  48. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    cc
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    Gumby! Pokey!

  49. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    CK
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    Real rappers don’t tuck their chains inside their shirt. Or whatever the fuck that is he’s wearing. Real rappers don’t wear whatever the fuck he’s wearing. Ergo, he’s not a real rapper.

    Also. DOUCHE!

  50. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    CK
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    Geez, is her mouth just always open like that?

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