The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, you hang up first…. OK, we’ll do it together on three… One, two, three! You didn’t hang up either! OK, we’ll do it for real this time…”

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Know how your ass is too big? When it’s gravitational forces actually distort the hemline on the bottom of your dress.

  3. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I do not usually have voyeuristic tendencies, but I would totally watch these two do it.

  4. Philippe Cousteau Ashlan Gorse Cleavage
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    boy, she sure is . . . giggly.

  5. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    BigOkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it that this chick always looks like she’s shooting a period piece from the 50s? On a bike like this, or a swimsuit that Jackie O felt was too out of style, waist high granny panties, etc.

  6. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t watched The Nanny in years but I can still recall with soul-shattering precision the exact sound that would be coming out of her mouth right now if this picture were accompanied by sound.

  7. Gérard Depardieu
    Commented on this photo:

    “GET IN MAH BELLY!”

  8. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t recognize her without her backhanding one her children.

  9. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look. Here’s Taylor Swift looking whimsically quirky. How refreshing.

  10. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “Not the face! The BOOBS!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    BillEBuoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Her own ass needs a valet.

  12. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    My favorite pizza topping!

  13. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Later
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! is Akon.. Look is Akon.. Look is Akon…. wait…..

  14. Gérard Depardieu
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the woman in the red shirt sitting on one of his rolls or farting to improve the air quality around Gerard?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      The *woman* in red is really Gerard’s favourite (notice he can’t take his eyes off it) blow-up sex doll (you can see where the guy in black’s hand is being used to provide animation).

  15. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    “Every time I hear this song I want to dance… two all beef patties, special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun…”

  16. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Puff, puff, pass is the rule even for you my little friend.

  17. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Commented on this photo:

    They might look better…but I’m still glad that they got rid of those substitute referrees!

  18. Gérard Depardieu
    Commented on this photo:

    Making movies in the US almost killed the poor guy, turns out those Quarter Pounders with cheese are DELICIOUS. Or as he calls them “a Royale with cheese”

  19. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite the Maria Menounos pics, I guess there is no direct correlation between Dancing With the Stars and an improved ass.

  20. Gérard Depardieu
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe it’s just an optical illusion, and all those women weigh only 23 pounds!

  21. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK agents, look alive…there’s black people moving in on Horndog…really, really black people”

  22. Ian Somerhalder
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    His smirk is stuck in the on position. Must be painful.

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    And we have the new Dr. Frank-N-Furter for our Rocky Horror revival …

  24. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the Spanish, good looking, Janeane Garofalo!

  25. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The crazy thing is she’s 7 months pregnant in this pic.

  26. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Stephen Moyer?

    I thought this was a pic of Alicia Silverstone’s kid in 30 years.

  27. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why, no. I don’t believe that a niggah can get a table dance.”

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  29. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for Billy… I’m glad he’s found work again as Dustin Hoffman’s security guard. Might want to dress more professionally though.

  30. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    When I find my hammer…I am going to whack you!

  31. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Da only reathon I wearin’ dith neck brathe ith becauthe I don’t want no vampireth gittin’ me. Le’my blood alone, vampireth!”

  32. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    Commented on this photo:

    Couldn’t he have just found one of those “extenda-buttons” so his top button would close?

  33. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, Mama’s tired of seeing your “O face.”

  34. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pics like this make me hope and pray that her next boyfriend is a big black biker type who encourages her to get some big ass tattoos and make a sex tape.

    • Nobody's Second Cousin

      Pics like this make me hope and pray that her next boyfriend is a Kennedy. Oh, wait

  35. Scott Disick
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    The weird thing is, no matter where you are in your room viewing this photo, the eyes never follow you.

  36. Wilmer Valderrama
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to personally invite all the girls of Our Lady of Sorrow 2017 graduating class to a party at my hotel room tonight.

  37. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They look sadly out of kilter here. This merits further investigation.

  38. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, that’s better.

  39. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m done.

  40. Ian Somerhalder
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s Grace?

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    Arnold doesn’t look too bad…but I didn’t even recognize Sylvester Stallone without his toupee!

  42. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    America’s Funniest Video moment in 3…2…1.

  43. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    eh, who knew he still had enough money to buy good looking ‘companions’.

  44. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    The name of the show; “El Hormiguero”; is that Spanish for “Interview Your Own Penis”?

  45. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    Commented on this photo:

    Aren’t you a billionaire? Couldn’t you have afforded to buy a bike basket?

  46. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s about to pull a Brigitte Nielsen.

  47. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    hideous.

  48. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously, Dorothy (In pink) had just thrown that small bucket of water on her. “You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I’m going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!”

  49. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    A poop bag for a baby? Haven’t they heard about diapers? Only in America, people!

  50. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you stop letting your mum dress you.

Leave A Comment