Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
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The paper bag explains much.
I figured Sergio would be worn out after the Ryder Cup.
Ooh, an ice cream shop!
Don’t let Jessica Simpson see this.
Hey look, it’s one of those “job creators” who desperately needs a tax cut from Mitt Romney! If only the Scott Disicks of the country didn’t have to pay taxes, our economy would be booming!
Except if he didn’t pay taxes, he’d be part of the 47% dependent on the government who Romney wouldn’t care about.
From the waist down I’m Mad Max!
Who?
I bet when he dies even his own family will be glad to see him go.
I have the same chain for my gerbal.
4 kids and still DAYUM!
Hey, a photographer!
Wait, don’t run!!
Eyein’ up some fish sticks.
too precious for words. but I can GAG.
God, even the bikes of hipster douchebags are annoying now.
Your move Jon Hamm.
And remember to share half your rice allotment with your brothers and sisters!
She’s not hot enough to even Google.
Fucking christ. The 50′s is less embarrassed of racism.
He makes April Lavigne look punk.
Oh sweetie, you don’t need to talk.
They are laughing at me because I’m black. No way it has anything to do with these fucking moon boots and dress of a shirt I’m wearing.
Did the guy behind her just come out of an N64 game? Looks like he has a warped mind.
Scott Dicksucks
Scott Diklick
The next Doctor Who.
Do you know how much of my shit I would lose if he were the next Doctor? All of it.
Too bad that’s not a bottomless pit that somebody could accidentally push him into.
Possibly the most flat ass I’ve ever seen. Shame to, because the package, aside from the scrambled eggs for a brain, was decent.
Really??? Have you not seen the almost daily posts of Pippa “All Photos From Behind” Middleton?
These two could seriously have a Flat-Ass Off. Who’d win? No one. We’d all lose…
Between the two it would end up a tie for second place!
So that’s the guy they got to play Fred Dukes in Wolverine…
It’s defying gravity. Sup wit dat thang?
If that is not the poster child for “trust fund babies”, I don’t know what is.
And yet it’s the ETs who get blamed for all the rectal probes.
a younger, hotter, thinner Jennifer Love Hewitt
Everyone can’t and shouldn’t strike that pose.
I agree. This is the most ridiculous pose–where the hell did it come from?! I’d even accept ‘blowing the kiss’ over this one.
She strikes me as someone who would use a phone to talk to someone 5 feet away.
Or one of those women who say “WHAAAAAA” when you’re trying to tell them something in private…
“No, you can’t stop! Take my empty ice cream bowl if you have to puke and finish delivering those newspapers!”
” Tommy. Tom Cruise. Is that you under there?”
On Liev Schreiber’s bike?
Looks like the intro to Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos.
“You see that kids? That is ordinary.”
Mooooo!
“Which one to eat first?!”
Not shown: missing bicycle seat.
Seriously? A retired boxer’s pension fund? These dumb shits volunteered to get the shit beat out of them and they were paid millions of dollars to do it. If they’re too stupid to manage that money and end up broke and homeless, that’s not my problem. Excuse me if my heart doesn’t bleed for them. Go out and get a fucking job like the rest of us. Or, hold out your hand and Obama will feed you.
It’s true. Every professional boxer makes millions of dollars. Mm hm. Every single one.
Not every professional boxer. There’s plenty out there that don’t make much. I agree with you about Tyson- he’s an asshole that mismanaged his money. But for some, they can’t even pay their medical bills that will inevitably come because they took so many hits to their head. Football players get one, why can’t boxers?
Having trouble with sarcasm today, I see.
The collar not only keeps him from biting, but stops him from gnawing on his nuts as well.
Wow, that’s one saggy scrotum you got there, Mr. Kanye.
They have Harlem in Italy also?
i bwoke my bwertabwey.
Its spinal
I get the impression she isn’t really all that swift.
The neck brace is the least WTF aspect of this photo.
Yup. He’s married.
With looks like that, she does not need any real talent.
Is Monty Python getting back together? I love those guys.