The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    tlmck
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    The paper bag explains much.

  2. Wilmer Valderrama
    tlmck
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    I figured Sergio would be worn out after the Ryder Cup.

  3. Jonah Hill
    EricLr
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    Ooh, an ice cream shop!

  4. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    tlmck
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    Don’t let Jessica Simpson see this.

  5. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    EricLr
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    From the waist down I’m Mad Max!

  6. Scott Disick
    JPC
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    Hey look, it’s one of those “job creators” who desperately needs a tax cut from Mitt Romney! If only the Scott Disicks of the country didn’t have to pay taxes, our economy would be booming!

  7. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

  8. Scott Disick
    EricLr
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    I bet when he dies even his own family will be glad to see him go.

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Oz Matters
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    I have the same chain for my gerbal.

  10. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    tlmck
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    4 kids and still DAYUM!

  11. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    Hey, a photographer!

    Wait, don’t run!!

  12. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    1NDUN
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    Eyein’ up some fish sticks.

  13. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
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    too precious for words. but I can GAG.

  14. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    EricLr
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    God, even the bikes of hipster douchebags are annoying now.

  15. Jonah Hill
    tlmck
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    Your move Jon Hamm.

  16. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    EricLr
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    And remember to share half your rice allotment with your brothers and sisters!

  17. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Slick
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    She’s not hot enough to even Google.

  18. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    EricLr
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    Fucking christ. The 50′s is less embarrassed of racism.

  19. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    He makes April Lavigne look punk.

  20. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    EricLr
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    Oh sweetie, you don’t need to talk.

  21. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    KanyeWorst
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    They are laughing at me because I’m black. No way it has anything to do with these fucking moon boots and dress of a shirt I’m wearing.

  22. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    1NDUN
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    Did the guy behind her just come out of an N64 game? Looks like he has a warped mind.

  23. Scott Disick
    YAAR
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    Scott Dicksucks

  24. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
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    The next Doctor Who.

  25. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    tlmck
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    Too bad that’s not a bottomless pit that somebody could accidentally push him into.

  26. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Fred
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    Possibly the most flat ass I’ve ever seen. Shame to, because the package, aside from the scrambled eggs for a brain, was decent.

  27. Gérard Depardieu
    NotAClue
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    So that’s the guy they got to play Fred Dukes in Wolverine…

  28. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    oz420
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    It’s defying gravity. Sup wit dat thang?

  29. Scott Disick
    tlmck
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    If that is not the poster child for “trust fund babies”, I don’t know what is.

  30. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Sven Golly
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    And yet it’s the ETs who get blamed for all the rectal probes.

  31. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    NotAClue
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    a younger, hotter, thinner Jennifer Love Hewitt

  32. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    amir
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    Everyone can’t and shouldn’t strike that pose.

    • BillEBuoy

      I agree. This is the most ridiculous pose–where the hell did it come from?! I’d even accept ‘blowing the kiss’ over this one.

  33. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    tlmck
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    She strikes me as someone who would use a phone to talk to someone 5 feet away.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      Or one of those women who say “WHAAAAAA” when you’re trying to tell them something in private…

  34. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    1NDUN
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    “No, you can’t stop! Take my empty ice cream bowl if you have to puke and finish delivering those newspapers!”

  35. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    BillEBuoy
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    ” Tommy. Tom Cruise. Is that you under there?”

  36. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    1NDUN
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    On Liev Schreiber’s bike?

  37. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    Sven Golly
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    Looks like the intro to Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos.

  38. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    tlmck
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    “You see that kids? That is ordinary.”

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    dairyair
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    Mooooo!

  40. Gérard Depardieu
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    “Which one to eat first?!”

  41. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    tlmck
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    Not shown: missing bicycle seat.

  42. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    grobpilot
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    Seriously? A retired boxer’s pension fund? These dumb shits volunteered to get the shit beat out of them and they were paid millions of dollars to do it. If they’re too stupid to manage that money and end up broke and homeless, that’s not my problem. Excuse me if my heart doesn’t bleed for them. Go out and get a fucking job like the rest of us. Or, hold out your hand and Obama will feed you.

    • It’s true. Every professional boxer makes millions of dollars. Mm hm. Every single one.

      • XGL

        Not every professional boxer. There’s plenty out there that don’t make much. I agree with you about Tyson- he’s an asshole that mismanaged his money. But for some, they can’t even pay their medical bills that will inevitably come because they took so many hits to their head. Football players get one, why can’t boxers?

      • brilliant

        Having trouble with sarcasm today, I see.

    • The collar not only keeps him from biting, but stops him from gnawing on his nuts as well.

  43. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Sven Golly
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    Wow, that’s one saggy scrotum you got there, Mr. Kanye.

  44. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    tlmck
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    They have Harlem in Italy also?

  45. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    zomgbie
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    i bwoke my bwertabwey.

  46. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Sven Golly
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    I get the impression she isn’t really all that swift.

  47. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
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    The neck brace is the least WTF aspect of this photo.

  48. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    tlmck
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    Yup. He’s married.

  49. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    With looks like that, she does not need any real talent.

  50. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
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    Is Monty Python getting back together? I love those guys.

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