The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Daryl Hannah
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I ate TWO peas today!

  2. Ian Somerhalder
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Fuckin’ face.

  3. Gérard Depardieu
    EricLr
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    One of the people pictured here lives in a bell tower at Notre Dame Cathedral. Try to guess which one.

  4. Daryl Hannah
    1NDUN
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    Aaaand? How about one for the stink?

  5. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    for some reason i can see cameltoe .

  6. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    JC
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    “Asian girl #2, put down that damn ice cream and give this guy anything he wants. Mama’s Audi ain’t gonna pay for itself.”

  7. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    EricLr
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    I see Italians have finally realized their dream.

  8. Ian Somerhalder
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    I wonder who would win in a smarm-off; this douche, or Andy Dalton.

  9. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    EricLr
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    “…And that’s why Uncle Benicio had to vomit in his dressing room.”

  10. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Yuck.

  11. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    Wow

  12. Ian Somerhalder
    Zuul
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    Showcasing his patented and trademarked Smug Douche ™ expression

  13. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Cock Dr
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    “Barkeep! Serve me up some tranya!”

  14. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    1NDUN
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    Looks like a drunken Mennonite.

  15. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Huh, whaddaya mean I wouldn’t make it on James Bond?

  16. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Cock Dr
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    How’s that new chin working out?

  17. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    DiegoAD
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    Tyson wouldn’t listen when they told him he couldn’t bite his own ear…

  18. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    Colin
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    Picture taken seconds before all the glass in the background shattered.

  19. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    EricLr
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    The dumb as shit ones are fine as long as you have an escape route planned ahead of time (I suggest “I have to go to the bathroom,” followed by crawling out the window that you had left open earlier).

  20. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Dat non-ass!

  21. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    EricLr
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    He got hit by the realization that this was what his life has become.

  22. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    Craptard
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    hth did a blonde white woman end up with a shit ton of asian kids? none of them are adopted, and their father isn’t asian either (or at least he doesn’t look like he is and doesn’t have an asian last name)? why can’t homeland security deport them all to China?

  23. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    tom
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    Fucking hipster!

  24. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So if I do this pose, people will start calling my agent right?

  25. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    EricLr
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    Kicking it hardcore at the PTA meeting in my Thriller jacket!

  26. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
    EricLr
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    Do like.

  27. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    EricLr
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    Oh sweetie, I do love it when you do that impression of that retarded New Zealand girl you married.

  28. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    EricLr
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    Come and be blessed by old man Jesus!

  29. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Best final five ever.

  30. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Craptard
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    You know, this would never have happened if we had just let Hitler keep France.

  31. Scott Disick
    tom
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    Well I guess he learned that attitude during one of those lame two thousand dollars pickup artist seminar.

  32. Daryl Hannah
    EricLr
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    Hey Daryl, how many decades has it been since menopause?

  33. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Same funbags, less chance of being ambushed by three rings.

  34. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    EricLr
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    After we shop, let’s stop by the gym, aye love?

  35. Gérard Depardieu
    tlmck
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    The Elephant Man lives!

  36. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    ty
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    Tyson: “I was walking out the club right. Evander Holyfield can out of nowhere and knock me the fuck out. When I woke up, I had this brace on my neck in the hospital. I’m guessing he’s still mad at me for biting his ear off. “

  37. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    Yeah, I’d be drinking too if I had to dress like that.

  38. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    tlmck
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    The first time she was on the show she gained weight.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama
    EricLr
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    Coincidentally, there was also a formal dance that night at the local high school.

  40. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    idjit. yes with a J.

  41. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    tlmck
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    Men often have this expression when women prattle on.

  42. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    BenDoverman
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    2nd best cankles in the biz

  43. Scott Disick
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    would not want to be alone with this dude. for more reasons than I can count.

  44. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I LOVE her!

  45. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    cbn
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    invisible floating vincent gallo

  46. Daryl Hannah
    tlmck
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    I’ll bet the dress is made out of recycled aluminum.

  47. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    EricLr
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    2 to 1 that baby is about to be involved in a wacky comical adventure.

  48. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    ty
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    ooh lala I Like!! Boing!!!

  49. Jonah Hill
    JPC
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    Scale is important in photography. For instance, you might not know that the poll in the foreground is actually one foot in diameter.

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