Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
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I ate TWO peas today!
Fuckin’ face.
One of the people pictured here lives in a bell tower at Notre Dame Cathedral. Try to guess which one.
Aaaand? How about one for the stink?
for some reason i can see cameltoe .
“Asian girl #2, put down that damn ice cream and give this guy anything he wants. Mama’s Audi ain’t gonna pay for itself.”
I see Italians have finally realized their dream.
I wonder who would win in a smarm-off; this douche, or Andy Dalton.
The quarterback for the Bengals ?
“…And that’s why Uncle Benicio had to vomit in his dressing room.”
Yuck.
Wow
Showcasing his patented and trademarked Smug Douche ™ expression
“Barkeep! Serve me up some tranya!”
Wow. Just… Wow.
We all relish tranya.
Looks like a drunken Mennonite.
Huh, whaddaya mean I wouldn’t make it on James Bond?
How’s that new chin working out?
God, it looks SO bad.
Tyson wouldn’t listen when they told him he couldn’t bite his own ear…
Picture taken seconds before all the glass in the background shattered.
The dumb as shit ones are fine as long as you have an escape route planned ahead of time (I suggest “I have to go to the bathroom,” followed by crawling out the window that you had left open earlier).
Dat non-ass!
He got hit by the realization that this was what his life has become.
hth did a blonde white woman end up with a shit ton of asian kids? none of them are adopted, and their father isn’t asian either (or at least he doesn’t look like he is and doesn’t have an asian last name)? why can’t homeland security deport them all to China?
Asian put the “cauc” in that caucasian. Deal with it
Daddy’s Hawaiian.
John’s half Korean.
John’s mom’s Korean. Asian genes are more dominant.
you really are a tard
Fucking hipster!
So if I do this pose, people will start calling my agent right?
Kicking it hardcore at the PTA meeting in my Thriller jacket!
Do like.
Oh sweetie, I do love it when you do that impression of that retarded New Zealand girl you married.
Chris Griffin went through a growth spurt? Who new?
http://www.google.com/search?q=Chris+Griffin&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=swNqUJDvNaS2iwKKkYCoCQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=630
Come and be blessed by old man Jesus!
Best final five ever.
You know, this would never have happened if we had just let Hitler keep France.
Well I guess he learned that attitude during one of those lame two thousand dollars pickup artist seminar.
“Come to my seminah!” – Tom Vu
Hey Daryl, how many decades has it been since menopause?
Same funbags, less chance of being ambushed by three rings.
After we shop, let’s stop by the gym, aye love?
The Elephant Man lives!
Tyson: “I was walking out the club right. Evander Holyfield can out of nowhere and knock me the fuck out. When I woke up, I had this brace on my neck in the hospital. I’m guessing he’s still mad at me for biting his ear off. “
Yeah, I’d be drinking too if I had to dress like that.
The first time she was on the show she gained weight.
Coincidentally, there was also a formal dance that night at the local high school.
idjit. yes with a J.
Men often have this expression when women prattle on.
2nd best cankles in the biz
would not want to be alone with this dude. for more reasons than I can count.
I don’t think any female should be alone in a room with this man.
I LOVE her!
ME TOO!!
*cuts hole in picture where her mouth is*
invisible floating vincent gallo
I’ll bet the dress is made out of recycled aluminum.
2 to 1 that baby is about to be involved in a wacky comical adventure.
ooh lala I Like!! Boing!!!
Scale is important in photography. For instance, you might not know that the poll in the foreground is actually one foot in diameter.
Is this one of those skewed polls I’ve been hearing so much about lately?
Hahah love statistics jokes :)