The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Tidbit
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    Ronald MCDonald and the Hamburglar have a slut for a daughter.

  2. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    it had to be said
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    “Bartender! Where’s my drink?”

  3. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    Don’t read no books and don’t use no mirror!

  4. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    you spelled douche wrong

  5. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure this isn’t Khloe?

    • karlito

      i think it’s all their asses rolled into one. i wonder what henious crime one would have to commit to come back in this life as a pair of KK’s underwear. YUCK!!!

  6. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Your move Vanessa Hudgens

  7. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Tidbit
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    I’d say he’s going for irony with the 80′s Michael Jackson jacket, but we all know it’s his big Goodwill Store purchase for the month with his welfare check.

  8. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    it had to be said
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    Semi-literate, broke, with a tat on his face pullin’ that ass. USA! USA!

  9. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
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    She’s shooting a video? Hm, I wonder what the corresponding song is about?

  10. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    it had to be said
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    Just beat it, Fred. Just beat it.

  11. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    Tidbit
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    His mother has an impressive invisible penis.

  12. Scott Disick
    Deacon Jones
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    “I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane? “

  13. Daryl Hannah
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a lesbian?

  14. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    Tidbit
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    Joseph and the Less than Impressive Desaturated Technicolor Douchecoat.

  15. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Stupid
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    She still has great tits.

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    I wander if he’s keeping his pants chained on in order to win Maria back. Good luck, Arnie!

  17. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    Diablo Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Was asked to show how wide he thought Kim Kardashian’s ass really is.

  18. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    Deacon Jones
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    Liev, you’re just like, so fucking cool brah.

  19. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder how he knows Akon and Rocket Ismail ?

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe if I get photographed enough walking around LA in skimpy outfits, someone will hire me for their movie!

  21. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    She was so damned hot 15 years ago.

  22. Gérard Depardieu
    1NDUN
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    Looks like the Count of Mouthing Crisco. Or Monty Python. Christ, Creosote, eat that mint and get it over with!

  23. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
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    Not only is she talentless, she doesn’t follow through on her contracts. Go away already.

  24. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That awkward moment when Kanye realizes they’re laughing at him, not with him.

  25. Ian Somerhalder
    Tidbit
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    Jawline by Jennifer Garner

  26. Ian Somerhalder
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    Rob Lowe has aged well.

  27. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    I cant even guess how many times I spanked it to Rollergirl in college

  28. Philippe Cousteau Ashlan Gorse Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “Hey bebe, my name is Philippe Cousteau, so you know that I dive deep, no?”

  29. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice fucking look, reality “star.”

  30. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    See, that’s why I never would have gotten her pregnant. Wrong hole.

  31. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    Tidbit
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    I hope he brought another blue poop bag for the lump she’s got spackling those cheeks together.

  32. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    JennywithaY
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, how cute! Kim is sharing her clothes with him.

    • Colin

      This picture makes a lot more sense now. The pants are all bunched up without Kim’s gigantic ass to fill them out, and that minidress under the jacket must be hers, too.

      • BillEBuoy

        And now I understand just why he wanted her to get rid of her clothes: he collected them once she threw them out. Tightwad.

  33. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    So THAT’S where Megan Fox’s thumbs went

  34. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    it had to be said
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    Kate’s face looks even more busted than it used to. Coupons have not been kind to her.

  35. Gérard Depardieu
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    When did Bruce Vilanch start acting again?

  36. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    JennywithaY
    Commented on this photo:

    Do the Kardashians just not own mirrors?

  37. Daryl Hannah
    Emma Watson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    still hotter than Lohan and more talented.

  38. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Part of one of the worst bands ever.

  39. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Oh. That’s not Sarah Jessica Parker. Damn thumbs.

  40. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    i would shamefully allow to be blown by her.

  41. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    1NDUN
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    Well, he’s bitten off an ear, stabbed an interviewer in the head with a fork, and punched Fat Jesus. It’s about time he wears a collar that sprays citrus juice in his face when he barks.

  42. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    Tidbit
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    You can buy a bushel of small blonde child at the Farmer’s Market in New York?!

  43. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    JungleRed
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    These ski boots make me look taller.

  44. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Ew! Bad outfit!

  45. Jonah Hill
    julesbend
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    i thought that was chas bono and her wife.

  46. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    She seriously does not age. There must be a hideous painting somewhere in her attic.

  47. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she’s done plenty with that boobage contra my eventual cancer.

  48. Wilmer Valderrama
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Baked.

  49. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    1NDUN
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    Definitely found that jacket on clearance at KMart. Definitely.

  50. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Hot.

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