Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
- Photo Boy
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“and I shall call him mini-Ahnold”
He’s wearing a skirt…you all see that, right?
Tell me this isn’t the face of a man thinking wistfully back to last summer, hunting and fishing on Brokeback Mountain.
Her face is busted.
The green line on the floor indicates the VD-free zone.
“They wanted me to play Moe from The Three Stooges but I felt that was beneath me. Anyway, what’s the secret word again?”
She stole Liev Schreiber’s bike!
A founding member of the Pretty Titty Committee and future Chesticles Emeritus…which, I believe, is a Magna Cum Copious position.
The first thing I want to see when I wake up in the morning…
Tu vas faire violer…
She has a nipple downie and an uppie!
Who?
Wearing Kim’s clothes again we see…what a twat!
PLEASE stop procreating!!!
Guess who isn’t wearing Spanx!
Oh, shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!
This picture is missing some bunny ears and a carrot.
Is that a diaper?
Could be douchier if he tries…
flipping between this pic and the one of del Toro talking to the little purple doll, I am convinced that two people have a beautiful future together
“Say, Agent? Can you get some POTUS Souvenir Ball Point Pens or something? These fella’s seem to be getting just a little bit irritable.”
Belated Thought: Do you suppose she swallows?
Of course she does. For the right price.
It looks like a Thriller jacket, but if it keeps Fred Durst from freezing to death, it’s a bad jacket.