The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
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    “and I shall call him mini-Ahnold”

  2. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    He’s wearing a skirt…you all see that, right?

  3. Scott Disick
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    Tell me this isn’t the face of a man thinking wistfully back to last summer, hunting and fishing on Brokeback Mountain.

  4. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
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    Her face is busted.

  5. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    Hugh Jazz
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    The green line on the floor indicates the VD-free zone.

  6. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    Hugh Jazz
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    “They wanted me to play Moe from The Three Stooges but I felt that was beneath me. Anyway, what’s the secret word again?”

  7. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Joe
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    She stole Liev Schreiber’s bike!

  8. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    A founding member of the Pretty Titty Committee and future Chesticles Emeritus…which, I believe, is a Magna Cum Copious position.

  9. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    The first thing I want to see when I wake up in the morning…

  10. Gérard Depardieu
    Mike Walker
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    Tu vas faire violer…

  11. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    squishy
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    She has a nipple downie and an uppie!

  12. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  13. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    squishy
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    Wearing Kim’s clothes again we see…what a twat!

  14. Scott Disick
    squishy
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    PLEASE stop procreating!!!

  15. Fran Drescher Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    squishy
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    Guess who isn’t wearing Spanx!

  16. Gérard Depardieu
    InkyBlack
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    Oh, shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!

  17. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    InkyBlack
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    This picture is missing some bunny ears and a carrot.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    InkyBlack
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    Is that a diaper?

  19. Scott Disick
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Could be douchier if he tries…

  20. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    homosapiens
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    flipping between this pic and the one of del Toro talking to the little purple doll, I am convinced that two people have a beautiful future together

  21. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    “Say, Agent? Can you get some POTUS Souvenir Ball Point Pens or something? These fella’s seem to be getting just a little bit irritable.”

  22. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    Belated Thought: Do you suppose she swallows?

  23. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Tiger
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    It looks like a Thriller jacket, but if it keeps Fred Durst from freezing to death, it’s a bad jacket.

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