The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gérard Depardieu
    XGL
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    He will forever remind me of Anderson on the Ridiculist laughing like a schoolgirl. What an amazing giggle.

  2. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Nina
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    Damn. She looks hot. Her isn’t flat. Just take those shorts off and you’ll see.

  3. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    XGL
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    Serious Question: Does he still have secret service agents, or privately hired bodyguards?

    Snarky Comment: Remember when Jersey Shore was in Italy? They probably thought this was the Situation now, like a year later.

  4. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    XGL
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    I legitimately thought he was interviewing a teletubby. And those things fucking freak me out.

  5. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    XGL
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    Ugh, I caught some of the show last night and she was fucking terrible and her mother is a terrible cunt. Please dissappear.

  6. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    km
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    I kinda feel bad for her that she still has to act sexy like this.

  7. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    XGL
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    The girls in the background are laughing their asses off that tyson is actually in love with a paid hooker

  8. Mike Tyson Neck Brace Scar
    km
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    omg look at the trashy, young girlfriend. when will these old timers realize dating young girls makes them look like fools.

  9. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    km
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    how embarrassing

  10. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    km
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    he’s hot

  11. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    Nina
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    She’s got a hot face, but she’s lanky because she’s 6 ft tall. She’d be a million times hotter without that stupid blouse.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    XGL
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    I don’t blame her for acting out after having to play beard for four years. That contract was probably lucrative, but i’m sure she racked up some serious sexual tension.

  13. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    km
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    typical white ass

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    km
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    he’s a total fraud and a piece of scum.

  15. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    km
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    She’s gorgeous

  16. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    XGL
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    And this guy once banged britney and christina in their prime. How the mighty have fallen.

  17. Jonah Hill
    km
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    why is he famous again? Not funny. Not attractive. Plays the same character. Not fair.

  18. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
    XGL
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    I like her. She’s funny and gorgeous. I bet she will be hot pregnant. If I were her husband I’d poke that baby’s head all the time.

  19. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    km
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    hhahahahahaha this outfit. Is he seroius?

  20. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
    XGL
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    Don Zaloog, you kind of took my thought.

    I’m sure glad they are talking again after skarsgard banged her delonte-west style

  21. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
    XGL
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    I’ve seen zebra print shirts, but very few with the actual zebra head on the shirt.

    That’s weird.

  22. Daryl Hannah
    XGL
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    How many dicks can you take at once?

  23. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    XGL
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    I’m thinking one of them is pregnant from the clothes in this picture

  24. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
    XGL
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    You guys, I don’t feel write about photographing someone in their home.

  25. Wilmer Valderrama
    XGL
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    “That’s what I love about high school girls. I get older, and they stay the same ~ age ~”

  26. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
    XGL
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    The sad thing is, she was actually more talented and should’ve got higher than tenth place. I think the fact she’s fucking hot as hell hurt her, because women are evil creatures and probably voted for the fat girl with the decent voice because she’d be less likely than this girl to make them feel bad about themselves

  27. Ian Somerhalder
    XGL
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    I used to not like this guy, but I recently found out he was a huge cat lover, and I respect that in guys because most guys find it not manly enough. So I have a newfound respect, but I still inexplicably want to punch him square in the nuts

  28. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
    XGL
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    That stroller has way too much shit involved with it. What the fuck happened to just buying a stroller to walk your baby around the block? Now, when women buy a stroller, they are all like “I should probably get a stroller that is big and can fit my baby and emergency supplies for a week if I get lost or there is a blizzard in LA in June or the baby is hunted by a cougar. Yeah, that should suffice, I’m a minimalist.”

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
    XGL
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    This fucker pisses me off. He needs money so he exploits his family- his real one and his illegitimate one- and doesn’t give two shits about it. And people buy the shit, which boggles my mind more. Fuck this asshole.

  30. Jonah Hill
    XGL
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    He’s so much happier fat. Good for him.

  31. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
    XGL
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    The dress doesn’t fit, I don’t know who she is, and the tattoos are heinous. Somebody please send her home.

  32. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    XGL
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    Leather isn’t good for all the bacteria that is growing under his pants. Doesn’t he know that? Airy cotton is the best so as to not further the itching associated with his particular STD.

  33. Philippe Cousteau Ashlan Gorse Cleavage
    XGL
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    This guy looks like a less good-looking Ryan Gosling and the girl looks like a less good-looking Rachel McAdams

  34. Scott Disick
    XGL
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    Actually, I have been forced to watch the show, and when he is in douchebag mode, it is entertaining. Douchey, but entertaining. When they make him pretend like he likes his girlfriend or kris jenner, it’s really annoying. It’s so much better when he is in his natural state, hating everyone on the show except his son, which is clearly the only reason he puts up with all this shit- since they were broken up when she got knocked up. When he gets drunk, he spills out honesty, and it’s fucking funny.

  35. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    XGL
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    This bitch needs to stop trying to act normal, and act fucking insane like all the Housewives. Nobody wants to see a normal life- we all have a norma life. We want to see someone batshit crazy like Teresa Guidice. Now that bitch is nuts and entertaining.

  36. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    XGL
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    I wanna say something snarky, but for someone who spends hours with their kid every day, I just can’t. IPhoto is pretty cute.

  37. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    XGL
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    I totally don’t buy this bitch’s virginal act. You are trying to tell me you are a sweet little virginal girl, but you’ve dated John “I like to use poop as lube” Mayer and Jake “I fuck any gender” Gyllenhaal? I hope Connor Kennedy is taking a preventative round of antibiotics.

  38. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    martian
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    I want the bike in a simpler version.

  39. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    richie
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    Eva is awesomely hot, but this is far from a good picture of her.

  40. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    smokin’

  41. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    Buddy The Elf
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    Backstage at the Creedence concert.

  42. Daryl Hannah
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    Pretty. Crazy.

  43. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    Palemon Pappassmearus
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    Homo Sapiens?
    Homo Erectus?
    Homo Neanderthalis?
    Homo Mannus?

  44. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    Mark
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    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. She looks hotter than most girls I see in Philly.

  45. Gérard Depardieu
    Roseanne Barr
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    Anyone else smell pee??

  46. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    donkeypunch
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    “Hey Monica, long time,. I met these African street vendors in Florence and I bought you a Gucci purse. Let’s get together and give it a new stain. “

  47. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    I didn’t realize Stars was supposed to be in quotes.

  48. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    Much like Fred himself, the devil horns salute is lame here, but still popular in Europe.

  49. Chloe Sevigny Legs Short Shorts
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    For someone who started her career doing hardcore porn, she’s come…well, exactly nowhere.

  50. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
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    Ugh…god turn around so I don’t have to look at that ass…oh god, no turn back! turn back!!!

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