Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
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He will forever remind me of Anderson on the Ridiculist laughing like a schoolgirl. What an amazing giggle.
Damn. She looks hot. Her isn’t flat. Just take those shorts off and you’ll see.
Serious Question: Does he still have secret service agents, or privately hired bodyguards?
Snarky Comment: Remember when Jersey Shore was in Italy? They probably thought this was the Situation now, like a year later.
I legitimately thought he was interviewing a teletubby. And those things fucking freak me out.
Ugh, I caught some of the show last night and she was fucking terrible and her mother is a terrible cunt. Please dissappear.
I kinda feel bad for her that she still has to act sexy like this.
The girls in the background are laughing their asses off that tyson is actually in love with a paid hooker
omg look at the trashy, young girlfriend. when will these old timers realize dating young girls makes them look like fools.
I believe that’s his wife.
how embarrassing
he’s hot
She’s got a hot face, but she’s lanky because she’s 6 ft tall. She’d be a million times hotter without that stupid blouse.
I don’t blame her for acting out after having to play beard for four years. That contract was probably lucrative, but i’m sure she racked up some serious sexual tension.
typical white ass
he’s a total fraud and a piece of scum.
She’s gorgeous
And this guy once banged britney and christina in their prime. How the mighty have fallen.
why is he famous again? Not funny. Not attractive. Plays the same character. Not fair.
I like her. She’s funny and gorgeous. I bet she will be hot pregnant. If I were her husband I’d poke that baby’s head all the time.
hhahahahahaha this outfit. Is he seroius?
Don Zaloog, you kind of took my thought.
I’m sure glad they are talking again after skarsgard banged her delonte-west style
I’ve seen zebra print shirts, but very few with the actual zebra head on the shirt.
That’s weird.
How many dicks can you take at once?
I’m thinking one of them is pregnant from the clothes in this picture
You guys, I don’t feel write about photographing someone in their home.
“That’s what I love about high school girls. I get older, and they stay the same ~ age ~”
The sad thing is, she was actually more talented and should’ve got higher than tenth place. I think the fact she’s fucking hot as hell hurt her, because women are evil creatures and probably voted for the fat girl with the decent voice because she’d be less likely than this girl to make them feel bad about themselves
I used to not like this guy, but I recently found out he was a huge cat lover, and I respect that in guys because most guys find it not manly enough. So I have a newfound respect, but I still inexplicably want to punch him square in the nuts
That stroller has way too much shit involved with it. What the fuck happened to just buying a stroller to walk your baby around the block? Now, when women buy a stroller, they are all like “I should probably get a stroller that is big and can fit my baby and emergency supplies for a week if I get lost or there is a blizzard in LA in June or the baby is hunted by a cougar. Yeah, that should suffice, I’m a minimalist.”
This fucker pisses me off. He needs money so he exploits his family- his real one and his illegitimate one- and doesn’t give two shits about it. And people buy the shit, which boggles my mind more. Fuck this asshole.
He’s so much happier fat. Good for him.
The dress doesn’t fit, I don’t know who she is, and the tattoos are heinous. Somebody please send her home.
Leather isn’t good for all the bacteria that is growing under his pants. Doesn’t he know that? Airy cotton is the best so as to not further the itching associated with his particular STD.
This guy looks like a less good-looking Ryan Gosling and the girl looks like a less good-looking Rachel McAdams
Actually, I have been forced to watch the show, and when he is in douchebag mode, it is entertaining. Douchey, but entertaining. When they make him pretend like he likes his girlfriend or kris jenner, it’s really annoying. It’s so much better when he is in his natural state, hating everyone on the show except his son, which is clearly the only reason he puts up with all this shit- since they were broken up when she got knocked up. When he gets drunk, he spills out honesty, and it’s fucking funny.
This bitch needs to stop trying to act normal, and act fucking insane like all the Housewives. Nobody wants to see a normal life- we all have a norma life. We want to see someone batshit crazy like Teresa Guidice. Now that bitch is nuts and entertaining.
I wanna say something snarky, but for someone who spends hours with their kid every day, I just can’t. IPhoto is pretty cute.
I totally don’t buy this bitch’s virginal act. You are trying to tell me you are a sweet little virginal girl, but you’ve dated John “I like to use poop as lube” Mayer and Jake “I fuck any gender” Gyllenhaal? I hope Connor Kennedy is taking a preventative round of antibiotics.
I want the bike in a simpler version.
Eva is awesomely hot, but this is far from a good picture of her.
smokin’
Backstage at the Creedence concert.
Pretty. Crazy.
Homo Sapiens?
Homo Erectus?
Homo Neanderthalis?
Homo Mannus?
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. She looks hotter than most girls I see in Philly.
Anyone else smell pee??
“Hey Monica, long time,. I met these African street vendors in Florence and I bought you a Gucci purse. Let’s get together and give it a new stain. “
I didn’t realize Stars was supposed to be in quotes.
Much like Fred himself, the devil horns salute is lame here, but still popular in Europe.
For someone who started her career doing hardcore porn, she’s come…well, exactly nowhere.
Ugh…god turn around so I don’t have to look at that ass…oh god, no turn back! turn back!!!