Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,
- Photo Boy
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Awesome tits.
“Alright guys. What say we round up some chicks, find Burlosconi and throw a Bunga Bunga party Slick Willy style?”
Kim Kardashian ain’t got shit on her. I have something white for her right here.
LOL
This is his “…and Jesus wept” pose.
Send some of your next pregnancy weight to your ass.
Jon Oliva finally getting Savatage back together? YES!!
Where the hell did her augmented tits go?
They’re being negated by her crappy shirt.
Does it really matter?
I fucking love this little minx. I wanna remove all her clothes with my teeth and get down to business. Any chance we can get some updated nude pictures?
The irony of dressing like an alleged child molester to a PTA fund raiser is palpable.
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We’ve Been Punk’d! It’s not really her. It’s Snooki.
Hope she gets huge pregnancy tits. The nips are already getting there.
Smart man. He knows to keep his Mom away from the Skarsgard.
Nice to meet dat ass.
Such a beautiful mouth. I’ll bet it has loads of other talents in addition to singing.
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
“Cankles. James Cankles.”
The first test of the Scottish army’s camouflage jacket is judged by Mr. Hoffman as a success.
That’s exactly how many fingers I’ll start with, baby.
I don’t give a fuck how he dresses, Daniel’s a badass and his wife is gorgeous and crazy talented.
They do make a good couple.
“Your move Ronson”
“I don’t always have sex with girls. But when I do, I prefer them underaged. Stay thirsty for underaged snatch, my friends.”
Very fucking HOT!
“Yes. all your girlfriends and wives want to fuck me. U mad?”
Is that a stroller or a portable bunker to protect the child from a nuclear explosion?
Voldemort photo-bomb.
Chris Farley pulled a tupac.
I would still fuck that. Body is still rocking.
Bill Clinton posing with three of his kids.
Amazing
I don’t know who this is but my dick doesn’t discriminate. She’s fuckable.
I’m waiting for somebody to pull a “This is Sparta!” moment and kick him over the railing.
God it’s all I can picture right now and I’m fucking dying laughing
When did Ashlan Gorse get those big tits and when did she get so hot?
Somebody should punch him in the dick.
He’s awesome.
Does she own any adult clothes? I bet she’s boring as fuck to be around and boring in bed too.
Where the hell has she been? All the other girls from “Mean Girls” went on to some kind of notoriety, and she just disappeared.I need to see her on TV more often. A LOT more often. She’s fucking HOT!
She’s fucking beautiful. Amazing body, cheery personality and longevity. Why hasn’t anybody put a baby in her yet? Those genes must be passed on.
Eyes looking a little crazy.
That’s the look I expect when I show her what I’ve got for her.
“oh eric what a glorious man-ring”
old. pig.
Pig cunt jr.
I’m sure the death of his son has contributed to his weight gain. He’s been growing since. I predict that he’ll explode any day now.
Short, old, talentless loser, wearing a “Beat It” jacket and flashing the horns. Nice!
She has eyes? Where!
Is it just me, or does she have a look of Jennifer Love Hewitt about her?
What a retarded bitch this guy is.
What? She colours her hair? I thought that she was a natural beauty.
Good Dad.. These other Hollywood dicklickers think that hiring a team of nannies is proper parenting.
Break times over assholes. Get back to your machines.
What an annoying pic. Just like one of those,granny bike riding cool,people,downtown who cry when your car hits them on the ROAD