The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.1.12

October 1st, 2012 // 696 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again lives up to the bloated mess this thing tends to be after a weekend of, how to put this, celebrinanigans? Anyway, today we’ve got Gerard Depardieu really letting loose (*takes bow*) at the premiere of I’m Not Even Going To Pretend To Give A Shit About The Title Of This Movie, Because You Don’t, Bristol Palin wantin’ preggers again, Daryl Hannah letting us know how many more surgeries before the penis is operational, while Arnold Schwarzenegger wisely put a chain on his before a live television appearance, Taylor Swift‘s photo for The Joy Book, the coolest dad in the world, followed by the polar opposite of that, and finally, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

The photo agency literally only had five of these. I call that kismet,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dania Ramirez Side Boob
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    Awesome tits.

  2. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
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    “Alright guys. What say we round up some chicks, find Burlosconi and throw a Bunga Bunga party Slick Willy style?”

  3. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
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    Kim Kardashian ain’t got shit on her. I have something white for her right here.

  4. Scott Disick
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    This is his “…and Jesus wept” pose.

  5. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
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    Send some of your next pregnancy weight to your ass.

  6. Gérard Depardieu
    someguywhocares
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    Jon Oliva finally getting Savatage back together? YES!!

  7. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
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    Where the hell did her augmented tits go?

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
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    I fucking love this little minx. I wanna remove all her clothes with my teeth and get down to business. Any chance we can get some updated nude pictures?

  9. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
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    The irony of dressing like an alleged child molester to a PTA fund raiser is palpable.

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    * * * * * SURPRISE * * * * *
    We’ve Been Punk’d! It’s not really her. It’s Snooki.

  11. Malin Akerman Baby Bump Cleavage Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Hope she gets huge pregnancy tits. The nips are already getting there.

  12. Stephen Moyer With His Mother
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    Smart man. He knows to keep his Mom away from the Skarsgard.

  13. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
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    Nice to meet dat ass.

  14. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
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    Such a beautiful mouth. I’ll bet it has loads of other talents in addition to singing.

  15. Benicio Del Toro El Hormiguero
    mbcl
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    “These pretzels are making me thirsty”

  16. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
    Dave
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    “Cankles. James Cankles.”

  17. Billy Connolly Dustin Hoffman 60th San Sebastian Film Festival
    mbcl
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    The first test of the Scottish army’s camouflage jacket is judged by Mr. Hoffman as a success.

  18. Daryl Hannah
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    That’s exactly how many fingers I’ll start with, baby.

  19. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Capri Pants
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    I don’t give a fuck how he dresses, Daniel’s a badass and his wife is gorgeous and crazy talented.

  20. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    mbcl
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    “Your move Ronson”

  21. Wilmer Valderrama
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    “I don’t always have sex with girls. But when I do, I prefer them underaged. Stay thirsty for underaged snatch, my friends.”

  22. Pia Toscano Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Very fucking HOT!

  23. Ian Somerhalder
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    “Yes. all your girlfriends and wives want to fuck me. U mad?”

  24. Anna Faris Butt Shorts Post Baby Body
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    Is that a stroller or a portable bunker to protect the child from a nuclear explosion?

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger GMA
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    Voldemort photo-bomb.

  26. Gérard Depardieu
    tito
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    Chris Farley pulled a tupac.

  27. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    I would still fuck that. Body is still rocking.

  28. Bill Clinton Posing With Fans
    tito
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    Bill Clinton posing with three of his kids.

  29. Cassie Scerbo Butt Tight Dress
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    I don’t know who this is but my dick doesn’t discriminate. She’s fuckable.

  30. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
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    I’m waiting for somebody to pull a “This is Sparta!” moment and kick him over the railing.

  31. Philippe Cousteau Ashlan Gorse Cleavage
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    When did Ashlan Gorse get those big tits and when did she get so hot?

  32. Scott Disick
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    Somebody should punch him in the dick.

  33. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
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    He’s awesome.

  34. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
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    Does she own any adult clothes? I bet she’s boring as fuck to be around and boring in bed too.

  35. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
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    Where the hell has she been? All the other girls from “Mean Girls” went on to some kind of notoriety, and she just disappeared.I need to see her on TV more often. A LOT more often. She’s fucking HOT!

  36. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    She’s fucking beautiful. Amazing body, cheery personality and longevity. Why hasn’t anybody put a baby in her yet? Those genes must be passed on.

  37. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    Eyes looking a little crazy.

  38. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
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    That’s the look I expect when I show her what I’ve got for her.

  39. Wilmer Valderrama
    wurst
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    “oh eric what a glorious man-ring”

  40. Carmen Electra Cleavage Corset Legs Fishnets
    dirtdog
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    old. pig.

  41. Bristol Palin Butt Cut Off Sweatshorts Cowboy Boots DWTS
    dirtdog
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    Pig cunt jr.

  42. Gérard Depardieu
    Put It In
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    I’m sure the death of his son has contributed to his weight gain. He’s been growing since. I predict that he’ll explode any day now.

  43. Fred Durst Michael Jackson Jacket
    Put It In
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    Short, old, talentless loser, wearing a “Beat It” jacket and flashing the horns. Nice!

  44. Heather Graham Cleavage Zurich Film Festival
    Put It In
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    She has eyes? Where!

  45. Lacey Chabert Cleavage
    Bouncy Castle
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    Is it just me, or does she have a look of Jennifer Love Hewitt about her?

  46. Kanye West Leather Pants Long Shirt Fashion Week Paris
    bigalkie
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    What a retarded bitch this guy is.

  47. Bethenny Frankel Hair Salon
    bigalkie
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    What? She colours her hair? I thought that she was a natural beauty.

  48. Liev Schreiber With Kids Alexander Samuel Bike Ride
    bigalkie
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    Good Dad.. These other Hollywood dicklickers think that hiring a team of nannies is proper parenting.

  49. Kate Gosselin Bitch Face With Daughters
    bigalkie
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    Break times over assholes. Get back to your machines.

  50. Taylor Swift Praire Dress Bike Ride Music Video
    bigalkie
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    What an annoying pic. Just like one of those,granny bike riding cool,people,downtown who cry when your car hits them on the ROAD

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