The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12

January 9th, 2012 // 569 Comments

“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.

Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elisabeth Moss Cleavage
    doogleberg
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    This poor gal is ten pounds away from a full-on thyroid condition.

  2. Elijah Wood
    doogleberg
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    Not pictured…cock.

  3. Warwick Davis Peacoat
    Bam
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    I really hope that the new snow white movie does exceptionally well at the box office because that would mean we would be one step closer to some Hollywood exec signing on Warwick Davis Peter Dinklage and Verne Troyer to be the leads in the Three Little Pigs mo cap movie. With Andy Serkis as the Big Bad Wolf of course. Imagine all the fun coke jokes when he says he’ll blow the house down. It’ll be good times guys.

  4. Brad Pitt
    DeucePickle
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    What’s in the booooox ?

  5. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Anyone up for volleyball?

  6. Mickey Rourke
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    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

  7. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
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    From that lesion on her thigh, I’d say her AIDS is acting up.

  8. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Just tell me that no one in this picture got behind the wheel that night and I’ll be willing to overlook everything else.

  9. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    Haddo01
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    Way to go Snooki, now that tattoo shop has to be quarantined. As if the entirety of Florence wasn’t enough.

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    rantatonne
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    i think the appropriate saying would be “when life gives you lemons, a plastic surgeon can flip the letters to melons”

  11. Mickey Rourke
    Haddo01
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    I didn’t know Bram Stoker was casting for a Dracula sequel…

  12. Jack Nicholson
    DeucePickle
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    “I heard Carrie Fisher is here.”

  13. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    squishy
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    Don’t even sterilize it after, just throw that shit in the garbage!!

  14. Juliette Lewis
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    Ritchie, would you eat my pussy fer me?

  15. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Scary

  16. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    Dunno who this broad is but I need to f*ck that face.

  17. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
    squishy
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    Wow…I actually like her hair for once!

  18. Carson Daly Blake Shelton Hug
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Hugs and a tattoo to remember it by. Life’s good when you’ve got the high score in Mario Kart.

  19. Bethenny Frankel
    DeucePickle
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    Excuse me for thinking that you shouldn’t tatoo racing stripes on your face, I guess I’m just old fashioned that way.

    • Yes, but if you are going to do avant garde you should at least go red with white racing stripes or yellow with black stripes. Her s#!t is weak.

  20. Ben Affleck Dog Walk
    Cock Dr
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    So cute. Ben doesn’t look bad here either.
    *fetches the schnapps bottle*

  21. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
    squishy
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    Well…they obviously share the same hair and fashion stylist…

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
    Bigalkie
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    Another illegitimate offspring surfaces.. Oh Ahnold

  23. Michelle Williams Wonky Eyes
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    What’s better than a perfect 10?
    A seven that swallows.
    Meet Michelle Williams. 9 out of 10 dead Heath Ledgers agree.

  24. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    Kitty
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    everything is thrown out when doing tattoos, rarely is anything re-used…. and if you don’t like tattoos who freakin’ cares. I like her tattoos. and yeah duck face is silly but oh well.

  25. Alison Sweeney Side Boob
    Cock Dr
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    That dress is bringing the punishment down on those poor boobs.

  26. Jack Nicholson
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    If I got one thing against the black chappies, it’s this – no one gives the rock to you. You have to take it.

  27. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
    V
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    nicole is such a bitch and a huge mean girl. in her head she’s anna wintour. she’s a bully, yet she’s more useless than a kardashian because she has never been an entrepeneur wannabe or considered hot. I can’t stand her.

  28. Flavor Flav
    squishy
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    WTF did he do to his poor teeth??

  29. Bethenny Frankel
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    I defy anyone to look at this and not immediately think of SLEESATK.

  30. Charlize Theron
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    I wouldn’t have put my arm out to steady her.

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    “Oopsies daisies! How did dah peanuht butturh get in mai pahnts?”

  32. Charlize Theron
    Cock Dr
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    She’s greased her legs up so much that the shoe’s ankle straps keep sliding around. Ah, the perils of red carpet glamor!

  33. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Shawl
    squishy
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    Looked like a droopy Paula Abdul for a second there…they could probably both use some lifting and separating though.

  34. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
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    Dude should be wearing a riot mask for protection.

  35. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    Is it just me, or does this look like a picture of a blonde who stood next to two celebrity cut-outs?

  36. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
    squishy
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    I thought mocumentary was finished already?!?

  37. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Well her name alone makes me predisposed to like her.

  38. Elijah Wood
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They get to do whatever they want in January. Santa spends the whole month in bed.

  39. Juliette Lewis
    squishy
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    Anything in my teeth, anything??

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    So he’s with the maid now?

  41. George Clooney
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    “Snooki? I’m going to need a bigger marker.”

  42. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Everything looks as if it’s in good working order.

  43. Warwick Davis Peacoat
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    He must save a bundle in clothing….

  44. Maria Shriver
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    Just another lovely stroll looking for Castle Grey Skull.

  45. Warwick Davis Peacoat
    squishy
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    Life’s Too Short…stupidest, unfunniest, Ricky Gervais show ever and I worship the Gervais!!

  46. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    So THAT’S what Courtney Stodden looks like without make-up.

  47. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    Wow. Andy Griffith is looking GREAT for his age…

  48. Flavor Flav
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    It was announced that Flavor Flav will be playing Jaws opposite Daniel Craig in an updated “Moonraker”.

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
    pretty vacant
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    of course ve vud have to get a nanny to take care of deh new baby…

  50. Maria Shriver
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    Why’s Seth Rogen following Skeletor?

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