“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.
Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,
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She looks a lot better than his old bitch.
They should never let Rod hang his head out the car window on long rides.
Why is she wearing a pool table?
Turns out all Snookie was missing to finally be a classy princess was one more tat and duckface…NAILED IT!
There’s not enough ink in the world.
George Clooney does a Jay Z impression?
hahahahahaha very nice!
No pair of tits can look good with a face like that at the top of them.
i googled her cause I figured it was just a bad pic… no
If he’s not driving an old beater icecream truck playing out of tune music, he hasn’t fully explored this look.
+5
Still?
Skeevy.
Vegan energy!
WTF, she’s not grabbing her crotch or hanging her tits out…is it her day off?
Some dudes always work the chest and forget about the legs.
Bahahaha So true…nothing weirder than pecs and no calves!
lol, win
Yep winner.
Glad to seek Jerry Sandusky has at least one friend.
Kato Kaelin is looking much better since getting breast implants.
Miss Potato Head
“Let’s get this wedding started. I’m going to dance!”
When life gives you melons..
bark bark, grrrrroowwwwwlllllll, woof!
Who in the hell buys this shit?
That is the million dollar question isn’t it? Women will buy anything.
“…then I remember New Jersey and everything makes sense.”
For some reason, all of Flava Flave’s kisses are air-kisses.
I never knew he had tiny dinosaur arms.
“Maria! I’m so glad you decided to come back!”
Now if you just angle her face 1º to the left, she looks like Mandy Patinkin.
Meh, lucky for her, the body is the only thing that matches Rimes.
Shia Keanu Franco-LeDouche Screech.
“I just sharted a little. In my pants.”
“well fuck you too! I was short BEFORE Dinklage made it cool!”
Wow. One hot celebrity fixes her shoe and five people stop to watch. Now that’s power.
Doesn’t she have an assistant for that…where’s hobbit boy?!
perfection achieved
I can’t get over wondering how I’d get the lipstick smears off my floormats.
Is this one of those connect the dot books?
See, this is how you do a horse face right.
Face? Oh, right. I see it now.
And Just like that the Phoenix returns to Ashes
Ice Cra Ch-Ta Moot? They really need to work on public education in Florida.
I don’t know guys Kathy Griffin has just jumped to I’d accept blowjob territory if you ask me.
Punctuation is your friend. Don’t be afraid to use it.
So this is what death looks like moments before it happens?
OK, somewhat better.
Ya gotta admit, that’s pretty damn good.
Agreed. The shade helps a lot.
Moss is the perfect name for her, because that’s what would be growing on her vagina if a chick that fugly was in my house.
You’re gay and/or a virgin.
I’m invoking McFeely’s law (corollary 1)and declaring you the loser of the internet.
Good job at not looking gay…not great.
Yep, not great at all.
But my lawn jockey is ‘unacceptable’…
How many people will putting a shoe on a chickens leg entertain? Five. Five is the answer.
Well you know at least one if that one is wearing a red fishnet top over a bustier.
Ahnold’s widening his horizons.
Something tells me he’s sitting directly across from Rhianna…waiting for her to uncross her legs.
Napoleon Dynamite’s brother
It’s pretty ironic that a needle is GETTING a disease here rather than giving one.
+1
+100000000000000!! LOL
Standing ovation.
Yeah, this is totally a winner.
What is wrong with her face!! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face!!!
Someone set it on fire and put it out with a rake.
too much botox
Nice beret, ass fleck.
If you don’t know the difference between a beret and a beanie you’ve obviously never had long hair or been somewhere cold.
Let’s see – a beret is a flat hat worn by French people. A beanie is a flat hat worn by hipster douchebags. Got it.
Are you really that retarded?
A beanie is otherwise known as a ‘tuque’ it is a pull on knit, or stocking cap usually made of wool.
A beret is a flat top cap that rest on ones head, instead of snugged over like a beanie, and the diameter of the cap is often greater than that of the wearers head..
You really, truly, cannot be that stupid that you do not know the difference…
So let’s see if I have this straight. Is a bowler a round top hat worn by silent movie stars or somebody who likes to wear rented shoes?
Jesus, you guys really should learn what to take serious in life.
and it’s “toque” if you’re going to get all uppity about it.
+100 Eric
Don’t even get me started on fedoras.
I don’t think he had to try THIS hard to get on Celebrity Rehab.
And now to hide my purse from Carrie Fisher.
Imagine the make-up budget savings if he was signed up for the next Living Dead movie.
“No one in Beverly Hills was going to answer questions from a duck. I needed to go undercover.”
Awesome.