The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12

January 9th, 2012 // 569 Comments

“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.

Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    She looks a lot better than his old bitch.

  2. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    They should never let Rod hang his head out the car window on long rides.

  3. Charlize Theron
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    Why is she wearing a pool table?

  4. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
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    Turns out all Snookie was missing to finally be a classy princess was one more tat and duckface…NAILED IT!

  5. George Clooney
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    George Clooney does a Jay Z impression?

  6. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Satan's bitch
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    No pair of tits can look good with a face like that at the top of them.

  7. Mickey Rourke
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    If he’s not driving an old beater icecream truck playing out of tune music, he hasn’t fully explored this look.

  8. Flavor Flav
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    Still?

  9. Elijah Wood
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    Skeevy.

  10. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
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    Vegan energy!

  11. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
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    WTF, she’s not grabbing her crotch or hanging her tits out…is it her day off?

  12. Warwick Davis Peacoat
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    Some dudes always work the chest and forget about the legs.

  13. Jack Nicholson
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    Glad to seek Jerry Sandusky has at least one friend.

  14. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    Kato Kaelin is looking much better since getting breast implants.

  15. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    Miss Potato Head

  16. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Let’s get this wedding started. I’m going to dance!”

  17. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When life gives you melons..

  18. Bethenny Frankel
    Satan's bitch
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    bark bark, grrrrroowwwwwlllllll, woof!

  19. Bethenny Frankel
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    Who in the hell buys this shit?

  20. Flavor Flav
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    For some reason, all of Flava Flave’s kisses are air-kisses.

  21. Brad Pitt
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    I never knew he had tiny dinosaur arms.

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
    SSHGuru
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    “Maria! I’m so glad you decided to come back!”

  23. Elisabeth Moss Cleavage
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    Now if you just angle her face 1º to the left, she looks like Mandy Patinkin.

  24. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    Meh, lucky for her, the body is the only thing that matches Rimes.

  25. Maria Shriver
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    Shia Keanu Franco-LeDouche Screech.

  26. Elijah Wood
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    “I just sharted a little. In my pants.”

  27. Warwick Davis Peacoat
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    “well fuck you too! I was short BEFORE Dinklage made it cool!”

  28. Charlize Theron
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    Wow. One hot celebrity fixes her shoe and five people stop to watch. Now that’s power.

  29. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    I can’t get over wondering how I’d get the lipstick smears off my floormats.

  30. Bethenny Frankel
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    Is this one of those connect the dot books?

  31. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    See, this is how you do a horse face right.

  32. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
    Coyote
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    And Just like that the Phoenix returns to Ashes

  33. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    Ice Cra Ch-Ta Moot? They really need to work on public education in Florida.

  34. Juliette Lewis
    Bam
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    I don’t know guys Kathy Griffin has just jumped to I’d accept blowjob territory if you ask me.

  35. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    So this is what death looks like moments before it happens?

  36. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    OK, somewhat better.

  37. Elisabeth Moss Cleavage
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    Moss is the perfect name for her, because that’s what would be growing on her vagina if a chick that fugly was in my house.

  38. Elijah Wood
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    Good job at not looking gay…not great.

  39. Flavor Flav
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    But my lawn jockey is ‘unacceptable’…

  40. Charlize Theron
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    How many people will putting a shoe on a chickens leg entertain? Five. Five is the answer.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    Ahnold’s widening his horizons.

  42. Jack Nicholson
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    Something tells me he’s sitting directly across from Rhianna…waiting for her to uncross her legs.

  43. Maria Shriver
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    Napoleon Dynamite’s brother

  44. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    DeucePickle
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    It’s pretty ironic that a needle is GETTING a disease here rather than giving one.

  45. Bethenny Frankel
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    What is wrong with her face!! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face!!!

  46. Ben Affleck Dog Walk
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    Nice beret, ass fleck.

    • Frunken

      If you don’t know the difference between a beret and a beanie you’ve obviously never had long hair or been somewhere cold.

      • Let’s see – a beret is a flat hat worn by French people. A beanie is a flat hat worn by hipster douchebags. Got it.

      • flatspottin'

        Are you really that retarded?

        A beanie is otherwise known as a ‘tuque’ it is a pull on knit, or stocking cap usually made of wool.

        A beret is a flat top cap that rest on ones head, instead of snugged over like a beanie, and the diameter of the cap is often greater than that of the wearers head..

        You really, truly, cannot be that stupid that you do not know the difference…

    • So let’s see if I have this straight. Is a bowler a round top hat worn by silent movie stars or somebody who likes to wear rented shoes?

      Jesus, you guys really should learn what to take serious in life.

      and it’s “toque” if you’re going to get all uppity about it.

  47. Mickey Rourke
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t think he had to try THIS hard to get on Celebrity Rehab.

  48. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
    DeucePickle
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    And now to hide my purse from Carrie Fisher.

  49. Mickey Rourke
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    Imagine the make-up budget savings if he was signed up for the next Living Dead movie.

  50. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Shawl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “No one in Beverly Hills was going to answer questions from a duck. I needed to go undercover.”

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