The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12

January 9th, 2012 // 569 Comments

“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.

Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Simms Cleavage
    Blech
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    In every photo of this bizarre chick, there’s a guy in the background silently crying for an aura escape-route.

  2. Ben Affleck Dog Walk
    Blech
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    I can’t say anything bad… because of that adorable fucking dog. And because Affleck isn’t a douche.

  3. Elijah Wood
    omgidk
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    Forehead to chin ratio is not good.

  4. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
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    At first it was fun keeping people off balance as to whether or not he was serious or not, unfortunately the drugs have turned the game into a real life reality game that he thinks is funny and now he can’t separate reality from illusion. Not your average drugs for this boy he needed to experience the “Leaving Las Vegas” shit.

  5. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
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    Just my opinion.

  6. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
    stothet
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    IN case yall don’t know, nicholes REAL hair is as nappy as a chimps ASS! she’s just able to afford kick ass extensions in the best of blondes. Her husbands hands is runnin through more tracks than jay-z ! in case yall didn’t know

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