The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12

January 9th, 2012 // 569 Comments

“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.

Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mickey Rourke
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    I just got drunk off his stare…*hiccup

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini
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    God is good but the surgeon was GREAT.

  3. Brad Pitt
    little turtle head
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    ARE YOU SERIOUS??? SHE ADOPTED ANOTHER KID WHILE I WAS OUTTA TOWN???

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
    Cock Dr
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    The love of a dog…the last refuge of dirty rotten cheating scoundrels.

  5. George Clooney
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    …and then I says, “Stacy, you better fuckin’ believe there WILL be an Ocean’s 14. Now get your shit and get out.”

  6. Mickey Rourke
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    the zombie apocalypse is here!!

  7. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    it must be windy in there…

  8. Carson Daly Blake Shelton Hug
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    Is this the first gay couple to marry in California or something? Who are these people?

  9. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
    sid
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    Nicole looks disgusted

  10. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    sid
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    WTF that tat looks stupid

  11. Bethenny Frankel
    your mom
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    She wrote a book about her vagina?

    Watch for the sequel next year… “Not only No, but FUCK NO.”

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
    LJ
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    The dog looks better than Maria… and probably gives better head.

    • POWW

      The dog looks better than Arnold as well. Arnie probably wishes he was a dog then he could lick his own. What a tool.

  13. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
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    is he making a fake documentary about how he’s homeless now?

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    Looks better than the housekeeper too.

  15. Bethenny Frankel
    little turtle head
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    “A Place Of Yes”. The new book from Bethany Frankel that explores the obvious things that should not be questioned about her. Chapter One: Do I Look Like A Female Version Of The Joker?

  16. Flavor Flav
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    Tastes like dried Dane and Sylvester Stallone.

  17. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    Rod looks about one drink away from showing everyone his haggis.

  18. Rod Stewart Wife Penny Lancaster Cleavage
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    “Some guys have all the wrinkles.”

  19. Flavor Flav
    sid
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    eeww who would want to kiss a walking STD

  20. Maria Shriver
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    Wow, she’s eating, PIG!

  21. Flavor Flav
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    Flavor: Dark & Dirty.

  22. Maria Shriver
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    What’s up with Keanu Franco in the background there?

  23. Juliette Lewis
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    “Does this make me look younger?”

  24. Alison Sweeney Side Boob
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    “Clowns to the left of me…..jokers to the right.”

  25. Phoebe Price Cleavage Fur Shawl
    sid
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    how many small mammals did she have to kill to look so stupid?. I can see her brains from here, those nostrils make her ugly.

  26. Joaquin Phoenix Torn Jeans
    sid
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    is he sleeping? lol

  27. Juliette Lewis
    sid
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    the red hair looks ggood on her!

  28. Carson Daly Blake Shelton Hug
    sid
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    gay

  29. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
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    Gold stripper heels and leg bruises. OOZING class there, Fenty.

  30. Alison Sweeney Side Boob
    sid
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    quite a unique face. I like it.

  31. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    yoyoblack
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    i didn’t know screech did tattoos

  32. Brad Pitt
    sid
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    this guy is aging at an accelerated pace even for an old fart like him

  33. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
    PtC
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    Does the “what if I never go back” joke really work with someone who is already half black?

  34. Mickey Rourke
    tom cruise
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    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    Arnold shares a moment that only Joel Monaghan would understand.

  36. Mickey Rourke
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    At least he’s smiling. Now about that shirt…

  37. Michelle Williams Wonky Eyes
    anon
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    Holy shit she’s a dead ringer for Nicole Kidman. Does that indicate Botox over reliance?

  38. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
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    “No thanks. I have my own bong.”

  39. Mickey Rourke
    Bam
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    Montgomery Burns the earlier years.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Humps Dog
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    Nice galoshes, Rain Man

  41. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
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    So THAT’S what was missing to make her look really pretty.

  42. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
    SFfan
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    She’s using that purse to cover the hand she’s masturbating with.

  43. Flavor Flav
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    I love how paying thousands of dollars to make your teeth look rotten has become a trend thanks to folks like him. Really ups my faith in humanity, it does.

  44. Warwick Davis Peacoat
    Blonde
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    I saw that coat at babyGap.

  45. Mickey Rourke
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    The new Hobbit movie went over budget, so they had to dump the CGI Gollum for this.

  46. Juliette Lewis
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    Horrible actress, horrible singer, horrible face. Urgh.

  47. Nicole Richie Joy Bryant Kiss
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    This is how I imagine it looking every time I kiss a chick.

  48. Rihanna Bruise Leg Short Shorts
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    Vinyl stadium chairs + super short mini skirt x Rhianna in a thong = back pressure that will shatter windows when she stands up

  49. Chloe Simms Cleavage
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    Somewhere the Chinese manufacturer of blow-up dolls is preparing to sue this chick’s make-up artist for trademark infringement.

  50. Snooki Cleavage Tattoo
    Problem?
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    I never thought that someone could make duckface any uglier and more annoying than it already is

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