“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Rod Stewart dethroning Michael Douglas as The Most Hilariously Senile Dinner Guest Ever.
Looks like these two young handsomes just locked down Travolta for next year’s NBC Universal Press Tour Party keynote address. Well done, sirs,
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I just got drunk off his stare…*hiccup
Prepped and ready for his cameo on The Walking Dead.
God is good but the surgeon was GREAT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? SHE ADOPTED ANOTHER KID WHILE I WAS OUTTA TOWN???
The love of a dog…the last refuge of dirty rotten cheating scoundrels.
:)
…and then I says, “Stacy, you better fuckin’ believe there WILL be an Ocean’s 14. Now get your shit and get out.”
Bwahahaha
the zombie apocalypse is here!!
it must be windy in there…
lol, good one!
Is this the first gay couple to marry in California or something? Who are these people?
Nicole looks disgusted
WTF that tat looks stupid
So does her face, so at least she’ll match.
*twat
Have you ever looked at a tattoo and said, “Wow, that tat looks smart.”?
yes.
Never. They’re all retarded. Body graffiti.
No tattoo in the history of the world has ever made a chick look more attractive, or smarter…it’s a step down no matter where you’re starting.
At least for dudes it’s a cry for attention you can feel a little sorry for, but on chicks it’s just pitiful.
+1 McFeely – well put
It’s not a tattoo it’s a branding iron. They stamp all cattle.
Thank you, McFeely.
Most, if not all, tattoos have the same story behind them: wah, my parents didn’t love me enough so I rebelled by inking up…
She wrote a book about her vagina?
Watch for the sequel next year… “Not only No, but FUCK NO.”
The dog looks better than Maria… and probably gives better head.
The dog looks better than Arnold as well. Arnie probably wishes he was a dog then he could lick his own. What a tool.
is he making a fake documentary about how he’s homeless now?
Looks better than the housekeeper too.
“A Place Of Yes”. The new book from Bethany Frankel that explores the obvious things that should not be questioned about her. Chapter One: Do I Look Like A Female Version Of The Joker?
Tastes like dried Dane and Sylvester Stallone.
Rod looks about one drink away from showing everyone his haggis.
“Some guys have all the wrinkles.”
+ one million. hilarious
eeww who would want to kiss a walking STD
Wow, she’s eating, PIG!
Flavor: Dark & Dirty.
What’s up with Keanu Franco in the background there?
Shia Keanu Franco-LeDouche.
Almost spit out my food from laughter. Well done.
I can’t top that one. lol
“Does this make me look younger?”
“Clowns to the left of me…..jokers to the right.”
how many small mammals did she have to kill to look so stupid?. I can see her brains from here, those nostrils make her ugly.
is he sleeping? lol
the red hair looks ggood on her!
gay
Gold stripper heels and leg bruises. OOZING class there, Fenty.
What strip clubs have you been to where they wear gold heels? I have been to tons and never seen girls wearing gold heels. She dances around on stage during her tours, that ever occur to you that is where she got the bruises from?
She always looks like a medium priced hooker.
you gotta make it rain to see the girls with gold heels, cheapo
Maybe Chris Brown beat the crap out of her legs.
quite a unique face. I like it.
second that
I remember back when she was a budding chubby teenager on Days of Our Lives. She still looks good.
i didn’t know screech did tattoos
this guy is aging at an accelerated pace even for an old fart like him
A dozen kids will do that.
don’t forget a wife who cuts you in your sleep too.
Does the “what if I never go back” joke really work with someone who is already half black?
she’s adopted
….She is adopted, however, the adoption process didn’t prevent her half white portion from being adopted due to her half black portion.
Go figure— next thing you know they will be allowing gays to adopt and even marry….Artofwar
lol!
…..I’m a fucking retard who always writes out my own fucking retarded name at the end of every fucking retarded comment I make….Artofwar
yeah that is really fucking annoying and douchy…Fartofwarlock
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!
Arnold shares a moment that only Joel Monaghan would understand.
At least he’s smiling. Now about that shirt…
Holy shit she’s a dead ringer for Nicole Kidman. Does that indicate Botox over reliance?
Ummmm…not really.
I was thinking more Jennifer Goodwin.
“No thanks. I have my own bong.”
Montgomery Burns the earlier years.
Nice galoshes, Rain Man
So THAT’S what was missing to make her look really pretty.
No, what’s missing is a gigantic tattoo to hide that God-awful duck face.
She’s using that purse to cover the hand she’s masturbating with.
I love how paying thousands of dollars to make your teeth look rotten has become a trend thanks to folks like him. Really ups my faith in humanity, it does.
I saw that coat at babyGap.
The new Hobbit movie went over budget, so they had to dump the CGI Gollum for this.
Horrible actress, horrible singer, horrible face. Urgh.
Yup.
You forgot horrible body.
This is how I imagine it looking every time I kiss a chick.
Vinyl stadium chairs + super short mini skirt x Rhianna in a thong = back pressure that will shatter windows when she stands up
Somewhere the Chinese manufacturer of blow-up dolls is preparing to sue this chick’s make-up artist for trademark infringement.
Bloody brilliant!!
I never thought that someone could make duckface any uglier and more annoying than it already is
True.