The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13

January 7th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.

Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    Spencer Pratt is looking worse for the wear pretending to be straight with Heidi all these years.

  2. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    BP
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    I’d bang em both!

  3. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Sonofa… which armpit did they implant that blasted Viagra pump in?”

  4. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
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    Well, the Joker and Clayface managed to reproduce. Let’s hope no other erotic Batman fan fiction starts coming to life.

  5. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Well, the Joker and Clayface managed to reproduce. Let’s hope no other erotic Batman fan fiction starts coming to life.

  6. Shanola Hampton Cleavage Audi Golden Globe Kick Off Cocktail Party
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    Evidently the photo way taken through a one-way mirror.

  7. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
    Raoul
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    “Wait. Grandma has a sex tape? OUR grandma?”

  8. Alan Arkin Bloodshot Eyes Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    maoix
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    Alan “Grand Moff T” Arkin

  9. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “So…you say that’s called a vah-jye-nuh? what’s it for?”

  10. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    Remember when she was smoking hot? yeah, neither can I…it was like a hundred years ago.

  11. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
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    she looks like a thumb with a wig.

  12. Alexandra Burke Butt Bikini Paddleboard
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    She best start paddling if she’s trying to get back to Africa.

  13. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    Kam
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    Ahhh…are you sure thats just cottage cheese?

  14. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
    Mohambi Johnson
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    Man, I’ve never seen Jay Cutler look so pissed!

  15. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I thought Grandpa Munster died a few years ago?

  16. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    “You’re worse for Armenians than the Turkish Genocide! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US?!”

  17. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
    Fuckstick
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    Bride of Brundlefly…

  18. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Fuckstick
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    Cara mia mi-…ew, wait! WAIT! NO!

  19. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
    Fuckstick
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    “This is how I fuck the pussy!”

  20. Alexandra Burke Butt Bikini Paddleboard
    Fuckstick
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    “That’s it, boys…all the way in.”

  21. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Angelina, look at your future.

  22. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    There are actually three people in this photo (I’m between both, I just don’t show up on film).

  23. Martin Sheen Yellow Teeth Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    dhadd
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    Those teeth could use a sheen

  24. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    Don Zaloog
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    Not gonna lie; I’d still hit it. She looks like the grateful type.

  25. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    I can’t remember…what was the name of the guy who always posted long paragraphs about each person’s “effortless style and grace”? I feel like it was Richard or Raymond or something like that. I miss that guy right now.

  26. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    Guess the world was running low on FUCKIN’ CRAZY.

  27. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “Sweet bleeding Jesus, there’s no way I’m putting me mouth on that smelly, ugly thing…”

  28. Martin Sheen Yellow Teeth Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    man needs some caps.

  29. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    There is probably enough cheap cologne (ie.. gin), coming off the HOFF to make your eyes water.

  30. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    “OH MY GOD…I forgot to study for my I.Q. test!”

  31. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Here we are looking at what was once, long ago, four nice breasts…

  32. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    Edvard Munch
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    Hand bra

  33. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    switch their hair with photoshop

  34. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    I just saw that Flintstones episode with the weird family next door. Was it Cruella?

  35. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
    Homer
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    Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  36. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    It was going to be a ‘yes,’ but then it did the whistling solo…. I’m afraid it’s a ‘no’ for me darling… it does look nice though, congrats on that.

  37. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
    nicdubbs06
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    looks like an older Jay Cutler

  38. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
    Martina
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    mmmmm, a very hook-up-able ass

  39. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    SUCCUBUS! …SUCCUBUS!

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