The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.

Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,

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