Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.
Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,
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Spencer Pratt is looking worse for the wear pretending to be straight with Heidi all these years.
I’d bang em both!
Yup!
“Sonofa… which armpit did they implant that blasted Viagra pump in?”
Well, the Joker and Clayface managed to reproduce. Let’s hope no other erotic Batman fan fiction starts coming to life.
Dammit, wrong pic.
Well, the Joker and Clayface managed to reproduce. Let’s hope no other erotic Batman fan fiction starts coming to life.
Evidently the photo way taken through a one-way mirror.
*was
“Wait. Grandma has a sex tape? OUR grandma?”
Alan “Grand Moff T” Arkin
“So…you say that’s called a vah-jye-nuh? what’s it for?”
Remember when she was smoking hot? yeah, neither can I…it was like a hundred years ago.
she looks like a thumb with a wig.
She best start paddling if she’s trying to get back to Africa.
Ahhh…are you sure thats just cottage cheese?
Man, I’ve never seen Jay Cutler look so pissed!
I thought Grandpa Munster died a few years ago?
“You’re worse for Armenians than the Turkish Genocide! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US?!”
Bride of Brundlefly…
Cara mia mi-…ew, wait! WAIT! NO!
“This is how I fuck the pussy!”
“That’s it, boys…all the way in.”
Angelina, look at your future.
There are actually three people in this photo (I’m between both, I just don’t show up on film).
Those teeth could use a sheen
Not gonna lie; I’d still hit it. She looks like the grateful type.
I can’t remember…what was the name of the guy who always posted long paragraphs about each person’s “effortless style and grace”? I feel like it was Richard or Raymond or something like that. I miss that guy right now.
Randal.
That’s right. Randal. Thanks man, that was bugging me. I’m still waiting for a Randal post about Anjelica Huston’s style and beauty.
Guess the world was running low on FUCKIN’ CRAZY.
“Sweet bleeding Jesus, there’s no way I’m putting me mouth on that smelly, ugly thing…”
man needs some caps.
There is probably enough cheap cologne (ie.. gin), coming off the HOFF to make your eyes water.
“OH MY GOD…I forgot to study for my I.Q. test!”
Here we are looking at what was once, long ago, four nice breasts…
Hand bra
switch their hair with photoshop
I just saw that Flintstones episode with the weird family next door. Was it Cruella?
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
It was going to be a ‘yes,’ but then it did the whistling solo…. I’m afraid it’s a ‘no’ for me darling… it does look nice though, congrats on that.
looks like an older Jay Cutler
mmmmm, a very hook-up-able ass
SUCCUBUS! …SUCCUBUS!