The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.7.13

January 7th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: A Case Study in Why Aging Celebrities Should Never Allow Themselves To Be Photographed. Unless of course, you’re Helen Mirren standing next to Helen Hunt, in which case, take every opportunity for this you can get, because I honestly couldn’t say who’s older than who here. In keeping with this theme, I’m just going to rattle off these names and listen into the distance for your horrified shrieks because I’m a disturbed sonofabitch who giggles with delight at that sort of thing: Alan Arkin, Charo, James Caan and Martin Sheen.

Although in fairness, old Martino Estevez still has a leg up on his boy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    papastryfe
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    How many times have I told you, I’m not James Bond. Those jumper cables REALLY chafed my ta-tas.

  2. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    Grandma?

  3. Dominic Monaghan Hitler Moustache Winter TCA Tour
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    “So Matthew Fox is just BEATING on his wife, right? He’s really pounding her, going all Chris Brown on her face. That’s when he grabs her by the shoulders and just fucking headbutts her! Dropped her like a bad habit.”

  4. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    Man, these Khardashians…..like mother like daughter, when something sprays them in the face they just lean back and take it like a champ.

  5. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    Her face is melting, she’s smiling just to keep it in place as much as possible.

  6. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Laker Game
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    There’s an angel…An angel on the court!

  7. Kate Bosworth Michael Polish
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    Uncertain about sincerity

  8. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
    Fredical
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    “And then I smell ‘em like this!”

  9. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    Her face is in braille and I’ve read it…….it says “whore.”

  10. Myra Veronica Side Boob Huge Butt Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    The CRANE move, Torrie-san…Do the CRANE move!

  11. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    uncledenial
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    Is that Emmitt Nervend?

  12. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Laker Game
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    “Joseph, you have dinner with Warner Brothers and then a Lakers game tonight.”

    “OK, so what should I wear”

    “Wear a suit and then change in the limo. Ill bring my gay roommates skinny jeans. You grow some facial hair and bring some shitty shoes.

  13. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    The CRANE move, Torrie-san…Do the CRANE move!

  14. Stephen Baldwin Duck Lips Winter TCA Tour
    John Riley
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    Is this Blue Steel or La Tigra? No wait, Magnum.

  15. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    I need one of these in front of me at the gym

  16. Shanola Hampton Cleavage Audi Golden Globe Kick Off Cocktail Party
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    Hey look, it’s (insert famous black man) in drag!

  17. Naomi Judd
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    I’m just going to wheel this suitcase full of sharpies over here so I can finish drawing on my eyebrows……

  18. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
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    I thought once this one got pregnant, she’d go away forever….. no such luck.

  19. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    After years of watching her prance around the ring in a silver two piece while my college roommates and I sat around doing bong hits and eating anything we could find wedged in the couch cushions…..I so would.

  20. Martin Sheen Yellow Teeth Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Nice teefs.

  21. Kris Jenner Khloe Kardashian Lakers Game
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    attempting to suck the soul out of kris cowdashian, only to find there’s nothing left…..

  22. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    I’m just going to wheel this suitcase full of sharpies over here so I can finish drawing on my eyebrows……

  23. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Earthworms are easy.

  24. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
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    For god’s sake Botox!

  25. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Well, she wasn’t getting it done 30-years ago…so can this really be a “surprise”?

  26. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    B&WMinstrel
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    There are so few good roles for actresses like her any more. OK cookie monster. But besides cookie monster….

  27. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
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    Gary Busey is reliving his motorcycle accident in his new movie, “Ground Hog Day 2, Head First”

  28. James Caan Red Face Neck Rolls Winter TCA Tour
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    To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
    WOOOOOOOO!

  29. Kate Bosworth Michael Polish
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    “Honey…did you call the paps again?”

  30. Josh Brolin Mugshot Public Intoxication
    Fishballs
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    Apparently he never stopped playing young Tommy Lee Jones.

  31. Wilmer Valderrama Peace Sign LIV Nightclub
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    AKA Richard Grieco’s apprentice.

  32. Pamela Anderson Forehead Wrinkles ITV Studios
    contusion
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    Time sucks.

  33. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    I’m not sure what fascinates me more: the fake boobs, caved-in stomach, or obvious penis bulge in “her” shorts.

  34. Gary Busey Crazy Face Winter TCA Tour
    zomgbie
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    poor gary’s face.
    it just realized its connected to crazy gary’s brain.

  35. Myra Veronica Side Boob Huge Butt Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Sadly, their life is one, big Ralph Lauren ad. And by sadly, I mean fuck you.

  36. Mezhgan Hussainy Bikini Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht
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    “The pussy is absolutely dreadful. You have got to be kidding me. I paid good money for this? I expect better than, whatever it is you got going on down there.”

  37. Anjelica Houston Neck Rolls The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    That awkward moment when your neck begins to devour your head.

  38. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
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    Mmh, they might be able to launch three, four ships between the two of them. Round that up to a dozen if you add in Helen Slater.

  39. Helen Hunt Helen Mirren The Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    contusion
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    Okay, I get that it’s Helen Hunt and Helen Mirren. But which one is which?

  40. Naomi Judd
    contusion
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    You know it’s gone wrong when that hair color is the most natural looking thing in this photo.

  41. Kate Bosworth Michael Polish
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    Sadly, their life is one, big Ralph Lauren ad. And by sadly, I mean fuck you.

  42. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    You know your career’s gone to shit when you’re trying to imitate an airwalking dog

  43. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    contusion
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    The Biggest Loser and a really overweight guy.

  44. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    zomgbie
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    no david no-
    let it go.
    that is not a big double cheeseburger.

  45. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Fior someone who prefers putting it in the ass, A-Rod’s “girls” sure have some unimpressive ones

  46. Charo Tuxedo Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala
    contusion
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    Now I get it. Michael Jackson told his surgeon, “I want Charo’s nose.”

  47. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    Still getting upstaged by the dog.The one on the right I mean.

  48. Torrie Wilson Bikini Ripped Abs
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    A rod? Why yes I have one right here in my pants!

  49. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Rock Of Ages Premiere
    zomgbie
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    1. was he paid to make an appearance there?
    2. why?

  50. Josh Brolin Mugshot Public Intoxication
    B&WMinstrel
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    That’s the face of a man who got arrested for public intoxication? Seriously? Masturbation, yeah maybe..

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